Man’s best friend? (10 Photos)

Wheres the picture of him eating venison last?

Obviously a deer will be your best friend if you feed it!

you suck shawnstu

does a deer shit in the woods?

nope but she does shit in the living room

and the kitchen

and the dining room

and the hallway

seems the one place she wont shit that i like her to is in the bathroom

in the toilet

OH Deer

yes honey

wasent talking to you

Man walks into a convienace store with his pet elk, goes up to the clerk and says….

You got change for a “Buck”?

Cleark tells him to get the hell out brfore he calls the cops

Man says…….”Ruts” your problem, aint your got any doe’s?

chang?

I know a family that has a pet Doe. Shes really nice and loves Maria cookies. They say the only problem is that during mating season all the male Bucks stalk their house.

Man tries to walk into a restaurant with his pet deer
The hostess runs over and stops the man at the front door and says…..

Sorry sir, but the buck stops here

Pet deer are fun until they get older and figure out that there supposed to be wild animals and stomp their owner to death or impale them with their horns

#10 is a deer translation device

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Is it wrong if I saw the first picture and thought "well, that's not a standard surf'n'turf, but it would be awesome anyway"?

Deer are not cute pets, deer are tasty delicious. Of course, so is dog, monkey, and I am sure whale is tasty too. But those are cute, so americans don't eat those, they make disney movies of those!

…… I wouldn't walk my deer, I'd ride it!!!

#8 RAVEN!!!!

#4 awww so romantic ^_^ lol

Didn't their mothers ever tell them to not play with their food?

My cousin had a deer that he found as a fawn that was Blind, since he didn't have permits to keep it he couldn't keep it fenced so it was technically still wild. It grew up and became a full grown Buck with nice sized Antlers but it eventually wandered into the woods on day and was shot by a hunter

#8 is pretty hot.

Merriam Webster, but please keep avoiding the fact you are both wrong and absurdly pretentious.

it was the game warden in a deer suit hoping to catch some bad fishermen breaking the rules

I actually had a deer as a pet when I was a kid. My dad hit the mother with his truck (on accident) and why when we were moving her off the roadway this fawn fell out. We bottle fed it and raised for about two years until the call of nature, the rut, took over and he ran away. It was pretty neat to have, he was just like a big dog, with antlers. Also raised a racoon and a squirrel.

#8 and possibly more could easily be at a petting zoo. I was just at Miyajima and pet many deer which were wild, but tame.

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