Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

  • RickP

    2 in a row

    • Hehe! That tickled!


      • RickP

        ha ha i dont care either but hey i couldnt NOT do it

    • awesome sauce

      this dude is still getting laid what the hell

  • neefgeefd

    #16 haha hilarious. reminds me of some Chappelle's Show clips

  • Matt

    hahahhaha where I live (Australia) this is my Afternoon Awesomeness!!!!

    • Lower

      Gotta love Friday Afternoon Awesomeness.

    • IndoGovtSuck

      In Indonesia, this post is also Afternoon Awesomeness!!

    • Cherry

      Melbourne Chivette here!


    • Bacchus

      Greetings from Belgium. We have burn your bra wednesdays here :-).

  • jetrome

    #19. Perfect for a Friday. And yes #13 is shopped.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Cristi-Palincas/100001225207844 Cristi Palincas

      Here's a comparison, for those who want to see it without going through the effort to search for it: http://i.imgur.com/1YRVF.jpg

      • Billy

        This is why Chivers rule. My spell check tells me chiver is not a word. Anyone want to bet by this time next year it will be.

      • jetrome

        Much appreciated since I really didn't want to do the search.

      • testington

        also they shopped the sisters wrong, I'd have made the one with long red hair the one with long red hair and the one with short brown hair the one with short brown hair

  • worq gui

    lyka sumbooooodeh

    • The Matt

      Du hellooo I need to make big orda for da pick ahp pleese

  • http://thechive.com/ Turduckenn

    #2 every fvckin morning

    • http://twitter.com/Wavien_G @Wavien_G

      Just think of the awesome sex you will have in the evening that same day, provided you get up (and that you have a gf/bf)

    • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

      I put a moat with piranas in it around my bed and keep the alarm on the other side of it.
      Still doesn't work.

  • MigraineBoy

    #20 Baby Norris doesn't pull himself up. Baby Norris pulls the world down.

  • jesus

    fill with piss

  • Joel

    #6 well played.

  • Anakrusix

    Yeah. #13 isn't right. The step sisters dress colors are originally pink and some green type…

    • mojomojo444

      I've seen this posted on like 10 different site's over the past few days and it beg's the question who gives a flying f**k, seriously, that is Berry content right there.

      show me a pic of her sister's ass in a thong however and that's a different story

      • the_junglist

        I'll second that. Instead of airing an hour long special on hats, show me what princesses/baronesses/countesses are still available. Complete with photo shoot.

    • aosux

      Thanks for that insignificant piece of info. I'm not sure how I would have got through the day without it.

    • Chihuahua

      AND… Cinderella is a BLONDE!

  • Lower

    Awesome Kid is Awesome.

    • ** PAULA HATER **


  • https://www.facebook.com/people/Perry-Mason/567968025 Perry Mason

    #20 “We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Better…stronger…faster.”

  • mojomojo444


    Yep that's me right there, I'm so lazy if I pooped the bed I would kick it out and go back to sleep


    • panama99

      and still single……

      • mojomojo444

        Which is why I've submitted the video of 2 Girls 1 Cup for "Find Her"

    • Jak

      My bed literally catapults me into a running shower and I manage to be late for work because I sleep in at least 3 days a month.

  • PointBlank_

    i could go for a glass of milk and some tetris #21

  • Surf and Snow

    #1 More change than I've seen in Obama's last 3 years….

    • downfall616


    • MikeD

      Oh no he di'int!

    • patov40

      Ooooooohhhhhh!!! Glenn Beck everybody!

  • LarsfromNorway

    #2 every. single. day…

  • https://www.facebook.com/people/Perry-Mason/567968025 Perry Mason

    #22 That kid just about landed a fuckin 1080, now if they had Kids Wheels X-Games.

  • Ams

    At least fucking give the web address for the comic.
    You have used his work twice now.
    Is awesome.

    • oekter

      thanks! agree with you, chive should mention its sources

      • panama99

        now, it's mentioned!!!

        I'll sleep better knowing this. Of course I may not go to the site so hopefully the Chive will post some more of it. I can only goof off at work so much.

    • Jak

      You do realize that if someone emailed them that pic they might not know the source

      • Hipster Replacement

        And it's a shame that there's no way to look things up on the internet.

  • Jobiwan

    #3 kicks ass!! Sooooo dope

    • Scandalus

      Is that supposed to be Hanzo from Naruto? Pretty badass mask!

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #4 yup gandalf the pimp-mastah is here to bitch slap all yo' candy asses

    • onecalledsam

      Else its a ZZ Top video!

    • the_junglist

      I seriously did a double take on that pic.

    • zach

      Bono in 40 years.

    • Toll of Truth


  • limerick3411

    #5 CATstle

  • alate

    #18 ….. And that day hobos around the worldwide rejoiced….

  • hueyrocks

    #18 – For those moments when you're up against a bear.

  • Robert

    i was thinking the same damn thing.

  • papperboy

    (((((( NEW WAY TO DO SEX ONLY +18 go to the following))))))


    • MacNCheesePro

      I own a Mac plus, I'm not stupid enough to click on that. You fail x2 with me! BWAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!

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