It’s Monday, you could use some motivation (39 Photos)

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  • Smitty

    12th1

    • Mr. Mean

      No Sir, you are mother fucking FIRST! Claim that shit, make em mad.

  • http://www.thechive.com Azrrael

    #2 and #24 motivation!!!

    • italianboy

      #24 who is she?

      • Mike

        Allison Stokke

      • Alex

        Allison Stokes

  • dastlast

    #13 A sweet final memory to leave the world with!

    • ROK247

      great movie…

    • tkc

      Believe it or not, that is Natalie Portman.

      • http://www.facebook.com/JustPlainJason Jason D Sousley

        Yep, there actually is some irony in that photo. The Professional (or Leon) kinda makes you feel weird.

  • Dan

    #39 i didnt have to wait… it was instantaneous !

    • Jason

      Wait for it… Wait for it.. it's a dude!

      Whenever i see a post with asian girls, my first thought is typically "It's a trap!"

  • dastlast

    #31 Too many captions, these douches minimized the main picture, which was clearly in the "no comment" category!

    • Cerabix

      Who hasn't seen that picture? That girl has a coma band on her left arm. Chive is taking stuff thats old fag from 4chan.

      • Scandalus

        Actually, I'm pretty sure that Chive credited Very Demotivational at the bottom of the gallery. Let me check…. yep, they did. Quit bitchin about the Chive stealing shit when they credit where they got it. Also, go choke yourself.

        • anon

          Too soon

    • assntitties

      the day they went too far….

  • sniggi

    over 9000th

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Keith-Piscitelli/1211787995 Keith Piscitelli

    #7 Waterworld Part 2?

    • Rightclicksaveas

      Waterworld Part 2: The Search For Fry Chickland … But the tattoo will be on a fat man's gut.

  • panama99

    #28 he's not wearing the towel right!!!!

  • BMW

    Funny: #4 Ditto: #23

    • GK-4

      I love how everyone is ignoring the girl on top is probably a middle-schooler

      • Pedobear

        And your point is…?

      • Darth Neegro

        So? I'd fuck her.

      • Billy the Accountant

        And the point is look at the girl doing the split. pretty sure shes like 10.

  • Nick

    😦 Not really a great batch today

  • sethmyers

    #8 This plane is a train…

    • DrROBOTO

      at not a mothafucking snake to be seen!

    • SteveySteveSteve

      Screw the cameltoe. Find that girl on the left. I bet you won't chive, I bet you won't.

      • León Felipe

        Challenge Accepted!

    • kiwiflash

      this train is a bus

  • Johnnyhorsecock

    is #13 Natalie Portman?

    • lds

      yep

    • http://www.goodadvice.co.za CalculatedRisk

      No, it's Denzel Washington.

    • fgads

      shit

  • http://renounceapprehension.blogspot.com/ MrRushing

    #15 guess I win too…

    • WirelessCable

      So do I, but I never really watched much of those cartoons… mainly because I didn't have cable TV and also I was outside doing stuff

  • riverdog

    #35 WTF?

  • jayman

    #34…are those ShakeWeights in that pan???

    • sammuelchase

      this was proven fake, magneto would smack this kid for reducing his power to a mere palor trick, for shame!

  • Mike

    #34 Come on, back off the fat kids. It isn't the kids fault that their parents are dumb asses who can't tell their kids no.

    • Darth Neegro

      stfu fatty

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mark-Stolzoff/100000076651318 Mark Stolzoff

      so you're saying you were a fat kid then, right?

  • tralfaz

    #34 Does it count that he has to lick objects first.

  • http://www.facebook.com/palm.mark Mark Palm

    #23 wtf! The girl on the floor will either get a sweet ass in her face, or she's got some incredible strength in her legs that keep her from doing a split herself. I wish that was a video or at least a .gif.

  • mipakr

    #8 is a bus

    • ( . ) ( . )

      no shit sherlock lol

      • Dick

        fuck you

  • toban

    #2 is way too true

    • Fuck

      eat a dick

  • Tyler

    #21 Thats the look my girlfriends has every time I finish too.

    • FAP

      Your girlfriend has the face of a man

  • WirelessCable

    #29 that's Alabama, not West Virginia. Rednecks are not known to go any farther than Kentucky…

    • Mamcub

      That’s why WVU football fans shit in other schools’s stadiums. Nice try, but WV is the anus of america

    • dentonbeard

      I believe there is a movie you need to see. "Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia"

      • WirelessCable

        I see, the redneck herd is migrating 😉 at least the Mason-Dixon line should stop them from invading Pennsylvania…

    • Darth Neegro

      someone lives in West Virginia

      • WirelessCable

        Nope, I live just about an hour away from Emily (theBerry) she lives in Nashville, TN

    • Blumpkin

      Who cares? I'd bone that chick even if she was my cousin

      • WirelessCable

        i think you need help…

    • Rick

      THAT…
      Is a Tarot card

  • NothingToSeeHere

    #25 I WANT

  • guest

    #25 doesn't seem like it was ever meant to be gangster. It just happens to have a black guy in it.

    • Nigga Beata

      close enough.

    • stereotype

      all black guys are gangsters.

      • Darth Neegro

        He's actually correct. Im in a gang. My dawg raped Nigga Beata's daddy last night. Said he busted his behymen and then they fell in love..they're on a bus to Vegas right now. Thats gangster.

        • Niggher Beater

          well said Darth Neegro

  • -KhmerStory-

    I want #24.

    • -KhmerStory-

      Oh yeah. I'd shove that pole so far up my button-tight asshole, it'd come popping out my mouth like a hard-on. Mmmmm…

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