Kim Jong-il stares at things Part II (30 Photos)

Last week we featured a gallery of North Korea's 'Dear Leader' doing what he does best, staring at things. It made for some great captions and I personally just think this guy is endless joke fodder so here we go again...

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  • Brother Maynard

    #13 looks a little too interested there….

    • Kim Jong Il ftw

      "Cor' go rhere?"

    • apple

      ohh baby i rike it

    • Dr_StrangePants

      "—but the seeds go on the outside of this phallus, you say? How efficient!
      Quickly, Fetch my personal Surgeon. I'll choose a better heir by next month.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Keith-Piscitelli/1211787995 Keith Piscitelli

    i don't know why this makes me chuckle…it just does.

    • RIP

      Which seat can I take?

      #7

    • Poisitivi

      I can't believe there was 1 of these threads, let alone 2!

  • Jay

    Guy wears shades almost everywhere. I wish I could pull that off.

    • thing

      I bet he wears his sunglasses at night….

      • E.V.L.

        Cory Heart does 😉

  • JASON IN PC

    #3 I WILL USE THIS TO LURE IN THE LITTLE BOYS

    #13 THEN I WILL USE THIS ON THEM.

    #2 WHATS THIS? WHERE ATHE LITTLE BOYS???

    OH I HAVE THEM MAKING SHOES #1

    • JASON IN PC

      #4 MAYBE IF I PUT THIS OVER THEIR HEAD

    • thing

      #2
      Should I go through whore number 1, whore number 2 or whore number 3?

    • lutjiano

      LOLLLLL

  • Ripple

    #16 whats good my man

    • link

      simple and effective…made me ror

  • Tits_McGee

    Where's hole for penis? #26

    • panama99

      This woman never tell me no!!!

      I take a dozen!!

  • BSmike

    #17 aww rook at the brack one he's so cute and cuddery

  • mrjimmyos

    #24 "Can this shit play quake?"

  • Capt. Obvious

    #2 I ruv da ho house. I make you ladies 4 Stah bitches!

  • Evelyn

    #13 i ROVVEEE corn on the cobbb!

  • NoMoGeronimo

    #11….Does this hat make me look ruthless? I'll take it!

  • DirtyArmySpecialist

    lauren… you looked great at the meet up…. your dress was snug.

    • qwert

      her own post or it didnt happen

    • The Real D. Nozzle

      no one gives a shit.

  • willkm75

    #2 " HMM let's see?, wich one I wrant to fruk??"
    #3 ohh!!! piece of candy!!!
    #13 " i wish I was as hard as this"

    • Timm

      #2 "A cup, B cup, A, A, B, B, B?, A"

    • KalEl24

      I don't think you get it… the 'r's arn't just randomly strewn about in words… like wrant and fruk… they replace 'l's like " HMM, ret's see?

      • willkm75

        right on I'll keep that in mind thanks

  • disturbed

    The dood really needs to stop picking out his own clothes.

    • JBinNC

      He's like a cartoon character with a closet full of one outfit fifty times.

  • Anonymous

    ohhh herro

  • EdWood

    #13.
    Ahh yes.
    Toilet paper.

  • jerkstore_

    #12

    A Great Leader is Out Standing in his Field.

  • KeyserSoze

    the difference between north and south Korea reminds me of the disparity between east and west Germany before the wall came down. Going into east Berlin was like the opposite of when wizard of oz turned from black and white into color…

  • Alan

    #13 I has a corm

    • OWING

      no, but you seem to have terrible jokes.

  • Turbo

    #17 "they come in Brack??"

  • jerkstore_

    #18

    Hate when right sritch is not where it berong

  • bettingonthecubs

    #24 FABULOUS

  • Melanie

    #18 Hey, this wall wasn't here before!

    • i just chived

      1. its "warr"
      2. still not funny

  • Turbo

    #17 "Dey come in Brack??"
    #15 "who dah fruk…?"

  • AEON

    #8 i believe there's a spy amongst us.

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