Daily Afternoon Randomness (46 Photos)

Fair Warning, it's Hump Day...

  • marschie

    EARLY DAR!!!

    • Angry Kid

      Too long, did not read.

    • Tunk

      Where do I purchase #36? Seriously

      • dIRK


        • LastResponder


      • Glizz

        Canned corn is like 50 cents. No corn chopping plastic donut required.

      • schango


  • Random

    #3, #43, #46 – glorious hump day continues

    • the_junglist

      #43 could be Nike's greatest advertisement campaign.

    • hump de dump

      #46 wheres the ass? oh #41 stole it

    • panama99

      Hump Day yes….

      Not Lump Day #5 #11 #26 and #30


    • sheoncebelieved

      #46 I will unwrap that present with my teeth please.

      • This Guy

        And if that is you in the avatar above, I want to watch!!

    • asdf

      #43 is zuzana light i think

    • SirMandokarla

      #3, #43, #46 Find them all, Chive! Or, if you can't handle the challenge, just #43. But please find her!


    #4 QWOP IRL!

    • the_junglist

      This is why you're supposed to stretch. –Drink water and walk it off!

      • i just chived

        HEY! …he's a national hero

    • A Fan

      Geesh, is that for real???

    • kyoshizen

      I hope he at least beat the world record of 3 meters…

    • Not*Another*Chaser**

      I can't tell if he has fallen or is stretching before the run. My guess is falling.

      • DrROBOTO

        lol this is in reference to the worlds hardest game….great reference man…i got it

  • http://twitter.com/winfields @winfields

    #9 so true!

    • Ken Hogan

      I thought someone had out a camera in my bedroom for a second AND read my mind. Seeing this picture is like Groundhog Day.

    • ponglenis

      Why does his wife look like she is 10 years old?


    #30 Hit the brakes!!!!!!

    • http://www.facebook.com/whitney.southworth whitneysouth

      Is that the SAME girl from the top picture and lower one??
      How the.. ?

      • Doug

        She looks malnourished

        • Firefighter23

          No no silly Doug. Her stomach would be extended. That nice man with the African toddlers on the TV told me.

        • DistractedIndividual

          Reminds me of some of the tweekers I see crawling around in Wal-Mart at 2am.

          • Blumpkin

            You are you stalking tweekers? Is it like hunting vampires?

            • Blumpkin

              I'm a schmuck who doesn't read my comment before I click submit

              • Dr_StrangePants

                You're Path to Redemption has Begun

                • DaElf


      • JFrost

        Why doesn't she have saggy skin?

        • Chuck Norris

          youth and genetics

    • johang

      At first I approved, then I saw the bikini pic and thought, "Oh, no! The Chive is gonna start promoting anorexia! Not cool!" Then I saw the last pic of Patty and let out a huge sigh of relief.

      • Apollo

        Cool story, bro

    • Lloyd

      Deh Boobies went all gone…. =(

    • plop

      Twice the taste, zero calories!!

    • Shes_jinxed

      she doesnt weigh so little anymore, she is a healthy weight now, this is what she said about the pic:

      "This was me at my smallest. This is why it’s important to be healthy. Being unnaturally super skinny is NOT attractive. I became this skinny by diet and exercise. When I stepped on the scale I couldn’t believe the number. I knew I had to gain more weight."

  • Anon



    • august west

      I demand the .gif of this

    • Blumpkin

      Short and to the point. Perfect

  • Anonymous

    #34 Muppets on a tree…?

  • HankT

    Beach volleyball cheerbabes are smokin #3
    And #46…Sweet Jesus

    • plop

      #46 it's never too late for humpday..

  • http://twitter.com/winfields @winfields

    #26 and #30 what's up w/ the weight theme today? Just show those hot humps on hump day.

    • Grammar Ninja

      What explains the change from 2010 to 2011 in #26? Can't see, but I bet she's got a wedding ring on her hand in the 2011 pic, but not the 2010 pic. And some dude is really regretting that purchase….

      • DCMOFO

        If you think about it logically, the McRib made its first appearance in years in 2010.

    • Angry Kid

      Two days ago Chivers spoke and requested to see more fat chicks on the Chive… The Chive listens. Too bad.

    • Lotus

      There is such a thing as an attractive chubby girl Chive, you're just gonna generate hate only posting ugly ones. Bad form, bad form.

      • Say NO

        The is no such thing as an attractive fat girl. Friends don't let friends get fat.

      • Angry Kid

        I believe the "attractive" "chubby" girls you are referring to are photoshopped Lane Bryant models. No thanks, I prefer real, fit women. Keep the fatties to yourself.

    • Kelly

      Pretty sure she's pregnant. That is the ONLY reason you would pose for a side shot like that comparing your size. If she was just plain ole fat she'd pull her shirt down over her gut.

  • Mudmonkey


  • oX_Animal_Xo

    So I asked my co-worker…Are we DAR yet? #2 and #3 are a perfect fit for today!

  • Angry Kid

    So hot!!!! Oh wait… she's not "real" (#3) according to the majority of Chivers. Have fun with #5!!!!!

    • Turk

      #5 MOO

    • Bored855

      Sorry bout your luck, but I will take #5. Warmth in winter, shade in summer, and real women are a hullava lot less problematic. Once you get a little older, you will get wiser.

    • hMMMM

      LAY OFF OF THE "REAL" GIRL BULLSHIT!!!! Everyone has his/her own taste in women and is given the opportunity to discuss their opinions. Stop being such a bitchass and try to convince everyone your taste in women is superior.

      You probably love dick anyway.

  • aosux

    If hump day was any better, it would have chivettes on on my day off. Godamn!

  • the space for rent


  • Adam Heffelfinger

    Wow. Job well done boys

  • Logic

    would ya still?

    • Lloyd

      Fatties would try and have you believe this is a "healthy" weight.

      • Angry Kid

        Gotta give the Chivers what they want, and what they want is fat.

    • Jak

      Fuck no. I draw the line when the can swallow the "head" on my shoulders

    • Urban

      #11 #5 NO AND NO

    • whysoserious?

      Yup, but only because she's famous.

  • The Shack Attack


    • King of Internets

      Psh. Not funny.
      (see my comment below)

  • jason

    #11 not cool! #14 very cool! #16 fucking awesome.

  • http://twitter.com/winfields @winfields

    #38 so good it had to be posted twice today.

    • Jak

      I bet her farts smell like dandelions in the spring…or poop but whatev. I'm in either way

    • The_Skid

      thats not the only shit that gets reposted.


      • Chuck Norris

        yea, chive reposts alot

  • King of Internets

    NOM NOM NOM!!!

    • The Shack Attack

      Yeah, your right……………

  • WinningChiver

    #35 That's' not what your dad thinks…

  • VedHead77

    #16 – Yeah, but for 70 pounds, you're likely to get a 13 year old.

    • sexoffender

      even better… xD

    • DudeBro

      who is she??? I need moar!

  • Matt

    #7 Awesome

    • Ken

      Looking good…from my chest pubes to my ball fro.

      • Jessica Condrey

        eat shit Derek

  • BloodScrubber

    Well now THAT is just freaking genius! #36

    • Lloyd


    • GK-4

      actually very practical if you want feed some ducks without tossing a whole damn cobb at 'em

  • JohnsScarf

    #26 – let me guess, some guy proposed to her in 2009, they got married in 2010, and here we are in 2011.

    • Jessica Condrey

      well done sir

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