Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

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  • Niclas

    FIRST – LIKE A BOSS

    • Moore Ann

      Congratulations!

      Oh, and Lady Gaga is a musical GENIUS! THUMBS UP FROM THOSE WHO AGREE!!!

    • First doesn't matter

      Pretty sure you meant like a bitch.

      • http://www.facebook.com/brandon.schultz3 Brandon Schultz

        your a sad sad little man if you think first doesn't matter

      • Mr. Mean

        I'm pretty sure your someones bitch…

    • LukeSkywalker

      More like LIKE A VIRGIN!

    • equalizermax

      #10 – Me Want!

    • KeyserSoze

      Hows your F5 key doing jackhole…

    • Kyle Retrato

      Like a douche.

  • _hater_

    #6. fuck. that.

    • Heywoodjablowme

      silly fucker deserves to die.

    • panama99

      I'm waiting for the willie coyote moment where the end gives away and he goes falling to the bottom of the canyon.

      Yes, I know I spelt willie coyote wrong, so before half of you perfectionist get bent all out of shape….don't worry about!!

    • nomnomnomnom

      Natural selection.

  • thumbsdownniclas

    THUMBS DOWN NICLAS LIKE A BOSS!!!

    • You're a tool

      Pandering, like a boss. lame.

      • You're a tool's man

        Come back to bed and continue to pleasure me, this instant!

    • reesty

      how dare you tell me what to do!

    • iloveQuatchi

      Jealousy like a boss

  • chaz

    jengaaa

    #21

    • Urban

      #15 Looks like a young Jim Carrey

      • Nay Sayer

        I don't see it

  • I am

    #2 Breakfast is served

    • disturbed

      It isn't just for breakfast any more!

    • equalizermax

      Bear Grylls is my hero! #16

    • You are shameful

      americans are into the weakest shit. beer and weed. ain't stern enough for straight vodka and speed.

      • Jules

        Yes, us stupid Americans just aren't smart enough to take ice cream scoops out of our brains with speed…Ya got me, must be an idiot to not do that.

  • tommybhoy

    #2 mmmmm beer

    • JDub

      BEER IS GOOD, BEER IS GOOD and stuff… "psychostick"

  • chaz

    i wish i had an uncle ron swanson

    #7

    • Ryan

      Everyone deserves an Uncle Ron.

    • bigdeal

      ron swanson is fucking wonderful.

      what do i get if i win?
      pause
      "you 'll have the rarest gem of all, you will have bested me, Ron Swanson"

  • embry_joe

    #22

    wut

    • Kyle Retrato

      I lol'd more than I should have.

    • http://isaiahsays.blogspot.com Iaya97

      I love his eyes as he's driving away

    • rRamo

      This got me close to tear-eyed from laughter, so god damned random!

    • 2857

      i think we're missing a few frames there…?

  • Simon

    #22 – Captain America… Pedobear's newest competition

    • tater

      Ha!

    • Dr_StrangePants

      or surprisingly patriotic, secret identity?
      every hero needs a dark side, after all.

  • Patrick

    #13 That mustache has more curls than Snidely Whiplash!

  • bob loblaw

    #13 oh, those germans and their crazy mustaches.

    it's too bad hitler didn't have facial hair like that…it would really spruce up all those menacing black and white photos in the history books, you know?

  • Anon

    #16 made me laugh. Good stuff 😀

    • TISGREAT

      I wonder how many times this was submitted. I sent it in at 2am approx.

      • Vagina Jones

        People hate when you make it known you may deserve credit for something. Its OK, you're learning.

    • Birdhaus32

      Touche Bear, touche

    • http://twitter.com/jintonico @jintonico

      It's a win

    • hMMMM

      Worse than him drinking piss is the one where he's in the desert, finds some dead animal, rips open the stomach and drinks the contents!!! That and the enema he gave himself in the middle of the ocean…this guy is one bad motherfucker!

      • Firefighter23

        No one can say I'm a bad motherfucker till they give themselves an enema in the middle of the ocean. Also I just realized theChive spell check recognizes motherfucker as a word.

    • http://thechive.com jmac

      Absolutely Awesome that he can have a laugh at himself…Well Done Bear.

  • joko ngelono

    #2 is better than #16

  • Chase

    #14 but, she's the devil so she wouldn't she have a heart

    • Jojo

      Dante's version of hell is the most commonly portrayed version of the classical caged Luficer. He being imbedding in ice in the last circle of hell. So the duality of the sign and your contextual comment makes for a meta argument.

      • SkyVader

        You should have just said, "Yeah".

      • Ren

        *embedded >>

  • 1st?

    1st?

  • Alec_Is_Epic

    #3 Looks like he's made a huge mistake.

    • Craig

      He saw the look in the monster's eyes when it ate his hand…

      He was delicious.

      • miles

        What happened? Did a seal bite off your linus?

        • Catch

          LOOSE SEAL! LOOSE SEAL!

    • Lloyd

      If I loose my right hand, I'm having a fleshlight grafted on.

    • Guy

      Well, that was a freebie.

  • https://www.facebook.com/SantanaJeremy Jeremy Santana

    I'll be having another 3some this weekend. Those whom envy me can suck it.

    • Alec_Is_Epic

      Great! Say hi to the guys for me!

    • http://www.facebook.com/nathanscottarthur Nathan Arthur

      Grammar nazi: "who envy me"

    • Mark

      those are some loving guys your with. congrats man.

    • JPC

      Man, that's a cool pic you have there. You and your boyfriend giving the finger to the camera. Now that's original.

      Maybe after this weekend, you can include the third guy in that picture. Of course, you all will probably be too busy sticking those fingers up each others' assholes.

      • Killer Karrit

        woah man, calm down. just 'cause you're jealous doesn't mean you have to be hateful.

        • JFrost

          You must've missed his original post

    • r.pgh

      I hear your cousin Lupe Vasquez can suck a bowling ball through a straw. Is that true?

    • VedHead77

      Enjoy the herpes.

    • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

      3 dicks in your mouth does not count.

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #4 thats what she said!
    oh well, bottoms up! #2

  • greg

    #20 its…H from steps?

    • Meth Chef Jeff

      Fargo baby, classic film

    • The Big L

      He's the pornographer

      • Ken

        "..he's a nihilist."

        "That must be exhausting."

    • ROK247

      i loved him in constantine as the devil. the rest of the movie kinda blew but i will stop and watch that scene every time its on.

      • http://thechive.com jmac

        It was the past 2 days…sat and watched that scence both times…

    • Jimmy C

      Have none of you ever seen The Big Lebowski? He's the head Nihilist.

      • Jimmy C

        /pornographer. Sorry L.

    • Lloyd

      Dino Velvet

      • Ken

        "8mm" Disturbing film.

    • 1C451

      Hilarious in Armageddon

      "American Components, Russian Components, all made in Taiwan!"

  • Kevin Harper

    #20

    Stormare! Such a shame he's become hollywood's go to guy for crazy europeans (MIchael Bay's fault entirely) because he's a brilliant actor.

    • http://twitter.com/StrongAsMeat @StrongAsMeat

      American components, Russian components, they are all made in Taiwan!

      • RustyxTrombone

        You Americanz a bunch of cowboyz

    • zero00430

      The voice of Matias Nielson (Mercenaries and Mercenaries 2) and the Devil in Constantine. He is the best part of mediocrety.

    • Biggus Diccus

      Just saw Constantine the other day and he was Lucifer in that movie, small part but nailed it.

      • Anna

        The BEST Lucifer EVER!!

    • J_L_C

      "Don't touch my uncle"

    • Josh Gorter

      Give us the money Lebowski.

    • been

      I'm pretty sure he locked-in the whole crazy european role before Michael Bay got to him.

    • 1C451

      Thought he was good in The Wind Talkers, too.

    • Gaear Grimsrud

      Love him in Fargo!

    • Nina

      One of the few actors in Prison Break who could actually act!

  • hueyrocks

    #4 – You think!?

  • Wade Wilson

    #17 Smells like hypocrisy…

  • keepinitreal

    Noun/Plural: should be 'Hoverhands Champions'

  • jp34

    #16 just tweeted, must drink own piss

    • rRamo

      It's annoying, I started watching Man vs. Wild to see how often he actually drinks his piss.. I've seen him do all sorts of stuff, like drinking the juices from camelshit, but in the five seasons I've watched, no piss-drinking. =(

      • hMMMM

        Did you really just say you started watching MvsW just to watch Bear drink his own piss, and watched 5 SEASONS??? And you're disappointed???

  • Walter Kovacs

    "Where are the holes?"

    #20

    • Grammar Ninja

      Slippery Pete FTW!!

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