Let’s stereotype all Europeans, shall we? (28 photos)

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  • EdWood

    #31.
    You know how I know?

    • EdWood

      #29. That is.

  • https://www.facebook.com/ilya.josefson Ilya Josefson

    #8 MR Bean!!!

    • https://www.facebook.com/ilya.josefson Ilya Josefson

      Goddammit, changing the pics around.

      #5

    • ERIC

      wrong pic #5

  • Royce

    #7 I literally lol'd.

    • Firefighter23

      No I'm not saying this again about "louded" you kids should of learned the first time.

  • Glitched

    #7 is awesome

    • Glitched

      it moved to #34 apparantly

    • rich

      nice guts fat girls.

      • Ramrod

        Those are sexy, healthy beer drinkin' guts. Not like your girls taco bell at 2am gut.

    • equalizermax

      I know they are in Sweden but still…. FIND THEM!

    • Mina

      hottest chicks on the planet

  • moeshere Foxdale

    #30 Now thats freaking funny….

  • http://twitter.com/stewymccarthy @stewymccarthy

    no Ireland?

    • x30515

      They're all busy drinking.

  • Mr. Doolittle

    #36 Proud to be Dutch

    • Arnold Palmer

      why?

      • method_man

        for the smoke son, smoke!!!

    • spacemanspiff

      Want jullie doen precies wat ze in Engeland doen, dus "Being Dutch" < "Being British"

      Chive on!

      • Toadie

        yeah, what he said!

    • Nick

      for the dutchies, #35 is a fake!!

      • Henkidepankie

        So? So is #34 still funny. Holland FTW!

    • Chuck Norris

      How bout a smoke and a pancake?

    • YupYupYup

      "If it isn't Dutch, it isn't much!" Right? Or just in TK1?

  • Lame

    #6 There is one in Corona Del Mar, CA

    • Don

      This pic should be captioned, "meanwhile nowhere."

  • Emma Oliver

    #14 we don't!

    • Martin

      Do you even know what it says? :p

      • kornerr

        Water temperature, the graph means "shrinkage assured"

        • Al4in

          This was painted by a child.
          Because it's not " LE température" but" LA température".
          However, it's awesome .^^

          • zuk

            it was painted by a stranger, because a french would just have written "temperature de l'eau"

  • Kaars

    #18 … Challenge Accepted

    • Logic4u

      PAULA!! #18

    • Claire

      I'm from England..and I have straight and white teeth. ._.
      haha

      • P90

        According to an international health survey the British, on average have the healthiest teeth on the planet, which proves this is a particularly stupid stereotype. (See 'Five statistically full of crap stereotypes' on 'thecracked.com')

        • 6655321

          Beat me to it. Nice.

          • Neil Kay

            thats what you get with free healthcare!

      • Nocturnesthesia

        And I'm a skinny American, but I don't expect anyone to believe me on the internet.

        • http://www.facebook.com/rbuitenkamp Rutger Buitenkamp

          pics or it didn't happen!

  • James

    #33 That's where Blake Griffin got the idea from.

  • Emma Oliver

    oops, wrong number lol… I meant #4 lol

    • Sizzle

      Spent a semester abroad at the Univ. Leeds in the UK. I actually loved/severely miss English breakfasts…

      • http://www.facebook.com/anthony.jackman Anthony Jackman

        English breakfasts are awesome. Couldn't eat 1 every day though, I'd look American.

    • Goose

      Why wouldn't you eat this every day!? I would if my arteries could take it…

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      Jeez, I love these….but only once a week! Your arteries would be blocked solid within a week if you ate these every day!

      By the way, you're missing the toast, another couple of rashers of bacon, another egg, mushrooms, black pudding and a huge mug of tea.

  • ERIC

    #26 this is standard here in germany 😦

    • Karac

      In the cities or anywhere near a military post.

  • pjsupremex

    #7 one of these girls is not like the others…

    • Borracho

      The one in the middle who's still sober because she has a full glass?

    • rich

      they are all fat

    • hMMMM

      and I think she may be the hottest one…

    • Tyler

      only the burnette has her natural hair color?

  • nemesis

    #4 because it is fucking awesome. That is all.

    • the_junglist

      If I could…. I would. –Every day, because this looks freakin awsome!

    • Sizzle

      I was so fucking happy when I found British style Heinz Beanz in my grocery store!

      • yep

        Does look good!

      • Gooner29

        Which grocery store!? Because I'm stuck buying vegetarian crap thats tastes nothing like them.

        • Sizzle

          Giant in Silver Spring, MD. Check your store's international aisle. Wegmans has them, too.

        • Bud_kk

          World Market

    • aosux

      It looks good from where I'm sitting

  • nemesis

    #34 I KNEW it!

  • Wintry

    #24 Pretty sure they're aussies haha

    • Jamie

      Yeah they're Aussie for sure.

    • RamRod

      You mean British Lite?

    • Fawx

      I don't know about you, but the holden logo on the ute was a pretty big giveaway.

      • Resident_Saint

        damn, beat me to it. I always liked those cars/truck/fucking things.

        • xanderx666

          They're called Utes mate hahaha. Short for Utility 😛

          • Resident_Saint

            I road in a nice one while i was in shepparton. Just couldn't remember what they called it.

      • topher

        and the victorian/qld 100km/h P plate

        • N1ghtHuntr

          Qld or nsw… not vic.

    • Bignuts3000

      fucking oath they are. NSW number plate and a holden ute and the big merino later on..hahah

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rosie-Fay/710981393 Rosie Fay

      It's an Australian past time!! Don't knock it till you try it 🙂

    • Guest

      Yep…Holden Ute…Aussie Number Plate…

  • Anon

    #36

    Maybe that's because they were a huge empire.

    • Guse

      Shhh… we're stereotyping here. Take your logic elsewhere.

    • hMMMM

      The sun never sets…

    • NonBrit

      Japan, Belgium, Turkey, and Sweden were never part of that empire. They just make better cars, beer, food, and furniture.

      • Jimmie "The Locks"

        Not "better" furniture, cheaper :p

      • leotris

        No they just make cheaper stuff, Toyota or Aston Martin, Hiniken or Sharps, Donner Kebab or Beef Wellington, Chesterfield or Lerberg?

        • AnyoneForCoffee

          This.

          I repeat: This.

          This Brit drives a Mini Clubman to a British pub (I am so ****** bored with identikit wood-panelled pubs with Guinness junk on every surface), where I eat a roast/all-day breakfast/pie & mash, while watching a Premier League game, before coming home to sit on Chinese furniture (does anyone else make the actual furniture nowadays) and watching a US remake of a British show.

          But that's just me…

    • razorbacks

      key word of the day: WERE

    • leotris

      Also why is it done like an American flag or the East India company flag?

  • EdWood

    #6.
    WTF?
    That is.

    • Dutch

      The Quiet Woman is in Newport Beach, Ca., USA (not europe)

  • Henrik

    #20 I know that's true. Norway has the worst roads in the world…

    -Chive On From Norway!

    • james

      think that may be in France, but the roads in Norway is shit. Might as well been from Norway

  • hooha

    #4
    because its the best stuff in the world, obviously.

    • Gooner29

      Nothing like a Full English to start the day.

    • V4Vendetta14

      Never had English Breakfast, but that looks pretty damn good. Never would have considered beans for breakfast before, but sure why not…

      • Bud_kk

        Only heinze beans work though, none of the american shit!

        • PittsburghFireDept

          What the hell is a Heinze Bean? You mean Heinz Beans from Pittsburgh Pennsylvania USA? Because when I lived in the UK and Europe, there was nothing but our great products I could stomach. Thank Gawd for the Indians,Indonesians,Middle Eastern food that was all over the place.Else I would have starved.
          Heinz is the leading seller of baked beans in the UK, with its beans product lines referred to as Heinz Baked Beanz.
          That's funny.
          So typically Smug British.
          Not to mention, just laughably wrong.

          • AnyoneForCoffee

            They make ALL the world's baked beans in Pittsburgh?!

            Wow!

            • kigero

              i prefer brandston baked beans, the source is better

  • Angry Kid

    Avi: Shut up and sit down, you big, bald fuck! [Doug sheepishly complies] I don't like leaving my own country, Doug, and I especially don't like leaving it for anything less than warm, sandy beaches, and cocktails with little straw hats.
    Doug the Head: We've got sandy beaches …
    Avi: Yeah? So who the fuck wants to see 'em?

    #25

    • the_junglist

      "London?"
      "Yes, London. –You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fucking Poppins… LONDON."

      • thetwistether

        "Anything to declare?"
        "Yeah, don't go to England"

    • RamRod

      #25 Aint that the truth

      • Neil Kay

        This place is robin hoods bay on the north yorkshire coast. fantastic pretty village with beautiful scenery, good pubs and great fish and chips! also very changeable weather!! 🙂

    • wkdfrog

      well played sir – and funny enough i cannot think of british beaches anymore without hearing cousin avi's take on them 🙂

    • http://www.facebook.com/silaw89 Simon James Law

      Yep thats a average British beach. However Cornish beaches are stunning.

    • danjopo

      looks like a good excuse to go to the pub instead and drink quality English beer.

  • KyleRetrato

    #18 Mind the gap

    • .......

      ………………. FIND HER

  • method_man

    #22 not even a golf. but whateves

    • razorbacks

      not a volkswagen golf, its some weird euro brand, but it is a golf

      • disco!!!!

        its a skoda felica

  • http://PSDtutorials.co.uk Pw1002

    #36

    Amen to that.

    To be fair, who doesn't like belgium beer followed by a kebab?

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