Merica uck eah! (31 photos)

  • mrjimmyos

    For some reason I get the idea that the first picture is from the UK

    • Jimmy5923

      specially the European license plate on the back.

    • keepinitreal

      Euro-style heater behind the couch…

    • sandi

      And #27 is euro of some sort. look at all the banana hammocks
      *Don't find pls

    • Event Horizon

      Clever "first"
      I see what you did there.

      • mrjimmyos

        I never saw that :/

  • nigel


    and who is #4

    • sexualniner

      Way to fail at being a tool shed.

  • Paula_

    Welcome to America; home of the most fucked up people on the planet.

    – the one you love to hate

    • FLIPPS

      Right where you belong…. oh and you are never allowed here in Canada

      • Paula_

        How does my post end up on +8 (current)? 68% of Chive visits are from within the US… Are they so self-aware…?

        – 'Merica!

        • kater

          americans are NOT self aware. they live a delusional life of "how aweseom we are, screw the rest of the planet"

          • Jules

            Said the guy visiting an awesome AMERICAN site….Congrat-u-fucking-lations genious.

          • Flagraiser

            So by "screw" the rest of the planet, you must actually mean "support through monetary foreign aid and military protection?"

            Then you're absolutely right! "Merica, what a bunch of jerks!

            • wkdfrog

              USA deficit due to reach a new record of almost $1.5 trillion…Perhaps you should keep that monetary support, think you need it more…

              • Flagraiser

                So you can then slam us for beeing "greedy?"

                Not gonna happen. Foreign aid is a drop in the debt bucket compared to the money we blow trying to spoil ourselves. America just needs to get back to it's roots of working hard, making things and picking up your own tab. Other countries should do the same thing before they run out of money as well.

      • Steve-o

        Canada is in America

        • dOOb

          Can't be… Canada's dollar is stronger than the U.S… Canada's economy is thriving…. Canada's banks did not require billions of dollars to be bailed out due to corrupt executives and government… Canadians aren't foreclosing left right and center… and lets be honest… Canadians are loved around the world.

          Don't get me wrong… I LOVE America and I LOVE Americans…. BUT… America, Canada is not!

          God bless America AND Canada!

          • Judgement day

            well… Steve-o is kinda right… Canada is in America… AKA North America… not like the states…

            • shmucksville

              i like turtles

              • zach

                TURTLES FUCKING RULE!!

          • iTh

            You forgot, America doesnt have socialiced health care yet, like our neighbors to the north… :p

          • kent

            Canada had a larger bank bailout than the US you idiot. Every single thing you said was wrong.

          • kent

            Canada had a $75 billion bail out:


            America had a $700 billion bail out. The US economy is 10 times the size of Canada’s. That means Canada’s bailouts were actually larger than that of the US, relatively speaking.

          • kent

            – The US has higher quality of life than Canada:

            – Americans are more likely to graduate high school than Canadians:

            -The US has the highest education attainment out of any major industrialized nation. Americans are more likely to receive higher education than Canadians. Pg 42 of this PDF: {}

            United States: 31%
            Canada: 26%

            -The US dominates in academic performance. So not only does the US get more of its population into higher education, but the education we receive is the best in the world, and results in vastly superior academic performance in all broad subject fields when ranked among world universities:

            Natural Sciences and Mathematics

            Engineering/Technology and Computer Sciences

            Life and Agriculture Sciences

            Clinical Medicine and Pharmacy

            Social Sciences

            – The US is the most technologically advanced nation on earth:

            Canada is ranked 12th, and would be lower if you didn’t border the US.

            – Americans are the most productive workers in the world:

            Canadians aren’t even mentioned

            The US invented basically everything of importance in the last 100 years. The airplane, the integrated circuit, the microprocessor, the personal computer, the laser beam, digital music, the internet. Basically every major IT company in the world is American. Microsoft, Apple, Google, Intel, AMD, Nvidia, Cisco Systems, Oracle, Yahoo. Every technology that you’re using to post on this website, which is an American website, was invented by Americans.

            The US sequenced the human genome. An American (Norman Borlaug) was the father of the Green Revolution, creating a wheat variety that is credited with saving a billion lives. The US landed a man on the moon when Canada didn’t have the technological prowess to build an automobile. The US mapped the cosmos with the Hubble telescope and dated the universe, discovered water on the moon and Mars, surveyed the outer solar system’s planets and their moons, currently has a probe exiting our solar system, the furthest and fasted object made by humans. Currently, the US is at the forefront of every possible field. Almost every innovation of note since the end of WWII has taken place with the US at the helm.

            Canada has not and will never, ever do anything even approaching any of these accomplishments the US has. Thousands of years from now humans will be learning about American accomplishments in their history books, Canada won’t even be a footnote.

            America’s most well known accomplishment is the greatest feat in human history… landing humans on that shiny thing you see at night. Canada’s most well known export is Justin Bieber.

            Go cry, you mindless Canadian. Your country is inferior and irrelevant, and your entire opinion of your country is based on a pantheon of myths that you’re told for the sole purpose of creating an artificial patriotism so that you can cope with your inferiority and irrelevance.

            Checkmate, you lose.

            • link

              I didn't even read 1 line of your post – I just auto thumbed you down for being a blow-hard full of shit delusional ass.

              you're welcome

          • kent

            1) Your dollar is only stronger temporarily. When it goes back down below the dollar, you Canadians won't make a peep.

            2) As I proved, Canada had bigger bank bailouts than the US

            3) Canada's economy is not "thriving". Canada had a deeper recession than the US, exited recession after the US, and has a lower GDP growth rate.

            4) Canada's home foreclosure rate is only lower because Canada has always, and still has a lower home ownership rate.

            5) Canada's aren't "loved" around the world. Canadians are ignored. The US has all the power, that's why the US is hated.

            6) Canada is inferior to the US in every way. All you are is a leech attached to the US that we allow to exist. We're the world's only superpower. If the US ceased to exist the world would go into a dark age. We are the source of pretty much all technology and scientific breakthroughs. Canada has no influence, if Canada ceased to exist nothing in the world would change, except there'd be a huge void on the internet from lack of undeservedly arrogant morons like you.

    • Tyler Mars

      you're welcome
      -native american

      • Jen

        lets have a political debate on the chive! STFU

    • kent

      The US does not have the most fucked up people.

      The US has the smartest and most innovative people. The same people who made this website that you pollute with your jealousy-fueled hatred for your betters.

      • link

        shut it ass

  • x30515

    Speaks a lot about where we have come from. We should learn from our past mistakes.


    • Per

      Or learn something from Norway, who currently have the highest standard of living.

    • ryan

      which mistakes are you referring?

      • Shizzbot

        Deregulating the financial industry from the protections put in place after the Great Depression. Pay attention in class, kids.

    • rlmnofjean-ious

      …and this is exactly what we are headed towards. History has a funny way of repeating itself.

    • northerner

      Yes, that would be the smart thing to do. However, the last election showed we haven't learned CRAP. Looking at where we are now, overspent, broke, in debt up to our testicles, us and our great grandkids. Yep. We learned a lot. Not.

  • LINK

    #28 god damn that chick has a huge forehead! more like a fivehead!…product on inbreeding no doubt

    • Mandalor


    • Mike

      They're also British, not American….

    • Tek257

      Not America

    • Estew

      Something says "Dad" is going to be making it with "Grandma" before the baby's 2nd birthday.

      • Chuck Norris

        Uncle Daddy.

    • nwest

      who says 'mum' in 'merica?

    • willkm75

      It's not a forehead it's a five head…

      • Anon

        Way to repeat the OP's joke, dumbass

      • Captain Obvious

        ……………come on

        • willkm75

          were to??????

    • teh_shard

      They look like they have some kind of dwarfism…

  • jurmy hurvy

    I'm not quite sure whats up with #28 , but I have a feeling that it has nothing to do with America

    • Guest

      I think it has something to do with teen mom which for some stupid reason is a hit TV show in this country.

    • Surfer

      We don't say mum in amerika.

      • Slappy

        Canadians say it. Well, some do. I don't know all Canadians so I can't verify that.

    • Derp

      They are British. The Chive ripped this off of i-am-bored where it was posted weeks ago.

    • link

      they are Americans but clearly a Brit posted that pic big duh

    • phoenixv8

      They are from Wales in the UK and were "featured" as Britain's youngest Grandparents

  • Guest

    #30 is not made in America…

    • Moncholo

      this is in Argentina….

    • Blackbird

      Como mierda llegan tantos argentinos a The Chive? Internet es genial…

      • Carter

        Jejejeje…. somos una banda.

    • Pepito

      seee esto es Argentina!!!

      • RamRod

        Knock that gibberish off

    • juan

      si, yo todos los dias entro aqui, the chive es lo mejorrrr

    • Sebastián Nullo

      It's Argentina here is the proof
      Aguante Argentina carajo!
      Y aguante The Chive!

  • sexualniner

    #3 It’s too bad Budweiser is owned by Germany now.

  • Erich Backhus

    #28 has been beaten. There's a family where I live where the grandmother is 26.

    • Wrangler86

      im sure you're proud

    • xXbeermonkeyXx

      and you get beaten too: a few years ago i saw something on the news where the grandmother was 24 and the mother was 12!

  • oxigineproductions

    #28 Looks britsh xD

    • Firefighter23

      Ah, the Brits. Whatever shall we do with them.

    • Charlie

      since when do Americans use the word "mum" so ya its British

    • Nick

      the daughter looks a little like snooky…. so i'd say it's new jersey

  • chrisdg74

    #28 – Gonna venture a guess and say they are NOT 'Merican. ("mum"?)

  • Dave

    Merica all about #4, let's keep it simple.

    • Jesus

      she's probably brazilian. maybe italian…

      • kent

        She's easily American.

        Not all Americans are fat. You will see hot women like that on any beach in the US.

    • simon

      sure for a country that a third is obeisse and another third that is overweight

      • hMMMM

        So what about the last third? It's not possible that there are girls like this out of 100 MILLION people?

        You guys do know this is an American-run website, right?

        • berky93

          Of course, everything good is American.


  • JBBooks

    Pretty sure it's England. The "Mum" is a dead giveaway. If it was America, it'd be "Ma"

  • method_man

    #17 reminds me of "fpsrussia" if you dont know who he is… check him on youtube

    • mojomojo444

      Also looks like a twin 50 cal manned by a Royal Navy dude

      • brett

        i think you mean u.s. navy

    • Rick

      Cant be FPS this dude only has one gun.

    • Davo

      i get the twin 50cals- thats cool….but whats with the beer fridge on a tilt?
      man, all your beer will be at the back!!

  • MigraineBoy

    #20 She melting! MELTING! Oh what a world!

  • SuperiorTo8

    #13 "I'm way too cool to acknowledge this awesome gun" #18 "Dude! I just discovered a new Karma Sutra position"

    • Charlie

      Kama Sutra

  • Seannerz

    #10 With the emphasis on "YOUR" should I assume during the first break in the homeowner had his/her head blown off?

  • CunningLinguist

    #20 def a case of the haves and the have-nots. Secondly, id like to point out that some of these photos aren’t america. Third, TO THE REST OF THE PLANET, YOU HAVE EFF’D UP PEOPLE TOO, SO STAY IN YOUR OWN BACK YARD AND DON’T BE SO QUICK TO POINT FINGERS

  • CarTuned

    #17 I'll post one at my front door…just for solicitors!

    • Ted Danson

      Twin .50s, like the Wu-Tang Clan, ain't nothin' to fuck with.

  • femtrooper

    #28 wasn't this from a British rag mag?

  • Rez!

    #3 Perfectly a good example of how to waste some good ice…. Budweiser Sucks!!

    • BentWrenches

      while i definitely prefer a micro-brew,or anything from belgium. i still love an icy cold King of Beers on a hot summer day #3

      • dave

        Just have some water – same taste, and cheaper 🙂

    • LineHog

      Horse Piss! Germans are the only ones that know how to make beer!

      • j22

        As a German this makes me proud. As an American I know this isn't true.

    • Del

      douchebag beer yuppies are tools…..

      • j22

        THANK YOU! I love all kinds of beers, but anyone in the south knows Bud and Bud Light are a staple on the river. Toobin time. love summer. (Bring on yer suthern stereotypes yall.)

    • Justin Sargood

      Yup, good ol' american piss in a can. Budweiser, keeping alcoholics in check since 1876

  • ERIC

    #27 tsunami in 3 2 1

    • ...

      heads up Japan….

  • Rez!

    #21 PAYDAY!!!!!

    • Gus00

      #21…. is in Mexico.

      • god_given

        In Mexico, but thanks to America.

  • Clif Stone

    #1 Italy #23 japan #28 Great Britain : the rest are probably on us I'm afraid.

    • Mutant Mushroom

      No.1 Italian bike but looks like British numberplate.

    • maxim2boobles

      #23 is a west point cadet with asian pillow. interracial sex

      • BloodScrubber

        No doubt later on she got…..stuffed. :p

  • Jimmy

    #18 I sure hope DAD gets a growth spurt.

blog comments powered by Disqus
Back to the top