25 Reasons the world will probably end today (25 Photos)

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  • The Bandit

    #18 IS an awesome Burger chain!

    • konaehukai

      Wish we had em here in Colorado. I've actually had someone bring me back a burger from there when they were flying back from LA. It's been years since I've had one.

      • DistractedIndividual

        I agree, Colorado definately needs some. I went to Vegas last month and brought back bags full for my friends. Best Burgers Ever!

    • DaddyD

      Yes. But tears?

      • Mike

        If i remember correctly she used to live in California and moved away a couple of years ago.

      • wally

        Happens to me every single time.

    • http://www.facebook.com/Joseph.Stephens83 Joseph Stephens

      I still prefer Whataburger.

      • Turk

        yep, me too.

    • http://www.facebook.com/tylermars.design Tyler Mars

      oooohhh, um yeeeaaaa…..there is a lot better

    • Urban

      I just had my first In-N-Out burger this weekend at this location. While it's a really good greasy burger, it's only competing in the fast food chain arena. There's better burgers at places like Five Guys, Kincaid's, Twisted, etc. And oh yeah, In-N-Outs fries suck ass. Why such a good burger and have shltty fries?

      • venromero

        try the double double animal style with animal style fries, its great!

    • yoselahonda

      Unlike milk. In'n'out is worth crying over.

  • Emma Oliver

    #19 harry enfield has a lot to answer for.

    • peteohnue

      Great film!

    • YupYupYup

      Do NOT! NOT NOT NOT! You need to be kicked out of college and sent the stink back to playdo time if you think this is a good idea!

    • topher


  • mattgn

    some of these should be "why the world should end today!"

    • Paula_

      Then the list should have included a lot of greedy bankers. VERY greedy bankers. Who get banks in trouble because of their greed, then those banks 'have' to be saved with billions of tax money, then they celebrate that by awarding each other more absurd bonusses and can all sincerely drop dead as far as I'm concerned.

      – the one you love to hate

      • Matthew

        Paula is making more sense by the day, maybe the world is ending….

      • Renee

        Except for the part where a large portion of our problem is the fact that Americans don't save money to nearly the same extent as many other countries, meaning there is less money in the banks to begin with. Add to that the fact that we rely very heavily on credit as opposed to physical money and the situation gets a whole lot more complex than you would like to believe.

        • Paula_

          Oh I know there's more to it than I briefly ranted about. Regardless: greed is a hugely contributing factor. That and the fact that money is rapidly becoming virtual; banks loan out far more than they can back up and when it's time to show the cash… financial crisis. And even then greedy board members find ways to give each other billions of bonuses while the working class gets evicted out of their homes.
          What I don't get: the FIRST condition for government financial support to banks should have been: not a single fucking bonus untill all that tax money is paid back.

          – afk for now

      • Benjamin

        Fuck the banks

        …and the police (for good measure)

    • hgjnk

      read the title r tard

      • http://twitter.com/WeBidSupport @WeBidSupport

        yeah you obviously didn't

    • topher

      people like reading trash i spose

  • tits_mcgee_

    #24 how the hell does that happen

    • Poppinfresh

      I'm amazed that her fans know how to read… or is it a picture book?

    • Jaime

      It didn't. Snooki's a self-promoting moron.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Taylor-Blissett/1764864971 Taylor Blissett

      Her fans can read?!

  • bigb7965

    #24 Fuckin Skank.

    • Firefighter23

      I'm surpised she can read because I sure as shit can't spell.

  • Alex

    #18 never had one of those burgers. They don't have them in the Chicago area. I hear theyre amazing.

    • yuri

      theyre only in california nevada and utah i think. definately one of the best burgers ive ever had

      • cmonstur

        We've got them in Arizona. So tasty it should be illegal. And the fries, don't even get me started.

      • Trent

        Arizona has Five Guys and In-N-Out. Suck it.

        • Nina

          Never had either one of those, but if it's even close to being as awesome as GoodTimes, I'm jealous.

        • Ryan

          AND Jimmy Johns.

    • Poppinfresh

      You've got "Five Guys" though right? it's like that.

      • Slauter

        Five Guys can't hold a candle to In-N-Out

        Those burgers are the only good thing about visiting the inlaws in LA

    • august west

      they're definitely one of the best fast food burgers but most of its just hype, like cheesesteaks in philly. Yeah, they're good, but its still just a decent burger made pretty quickly.

    • qteam3d

      Had one once, nothing special. It was kinda bland, too salty, and really messy. Reminded me of Rally's.

    • Taz

      I don't know what the big deal is, it's about like Wendy's when Wendy's does it right. Good but nothing that blows your mind. Even Fuddrucker's is much better.

  • ReyTiburones

    #23 and #24 may cause a black hole to form and annihilate us all….and i'm okay with that

  • PincheGringo

    Ha one of these is right near my house. And I can't tell whether I want the Vodka eyeballing to be real or not.

    • Milo

      rip that shit down!

  • Paula_

    The world doesn't end untill I give the final "go ahead", so don't worry… for now.

    – tempting… tempting…

    • moondoggy13

      you're all the way up to -138!

      • Paula_

        Still tempting… tempting… I feel like the chick in the Twilight Zone episode "Button Button"

        – hovering her hand above the button

        • Me2

          Aren't people on this site anti-hover hand? hit the button already.

    • Paula_

      GOD DAMMIT it's may 22nd already and nothing happened… AGAIN! Maybe better luck on any of the many, many other dates the world will come to an end. See here: http://web.me.com/lorenmadsen/endings/pick_a_year

      – wondering what idiots think this crap up all the time

      • misainzig

        It must be the end of the fucking world Paula has 3 comments with positive votes!

    • Hipster Paula

      I used to make funny comments. You probably never heard of them.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Krysta-Lee/1559343576 Krysta Lee

    #2 #7 #10 #13 #19 #24
    What is this I don't even….

    • http://renounceapprehension.blogspot.com/ MrRushing

      sad thing is…
      it's all true…
      sad, but true nonetheless…

    • Vince

      #7 … Seriously America this is why the rest of the world hates you.

  • loso

    Bush isnt president anymore

    you should have put Obamas face there

    • jimbojones

      Well, Bush got us into this mess so it kinda works. But yeah, strange.

      • hljk

        explain to me how he got us into it. not claiming he did or didnt. i just want to know if you know your head from your ass or are just saying what other people are saying

        • Cando

          Surplus -> Massive Deficit
          War spending -> Not included the budget
          Tax Breaks that benifited the wealthy 2% -> Borrowing money from china, instead of offsetting with spending cuts.
          Private sector job growth extremely low during presidency with 700,000 jobs dropping off per month at the end of his term.
          Bailing out the banks.

          Im a Republican, and I can admit where we went wrong.

          • virtuoso09

            Bush = deficit, but Obama added another 14 Trillion, which is more than all the Presidents combined.
            Tax breaks go across the board, not just the wealthy. Obama is spending so much, we are printing money and the Chinese still hold our debt.
            Private sector job growth had plummeted from 7% to almost 10% with Obama policies.
            Bank bail out is all Obama with his "Stimulus bill", not Bush.
            I am a conservative, and common sense indicates that while Bush had a sloppy presidency, Obama made it much worse.

      • Ryan

        Bush got us into the Rapture?

    • Dan

      It's cool to hate on Bush. That's all the reason people need.
      Unfortunately, the way things are going, he is going to be remembered as a better President than Obama, who is just screwing up everything he touches.

      • Stevo

        It's cool to hate on Obama. That's all the reason people need.
        Fortunately, the way things are going, he is going to be remembered as a better President than Bush, who just screwed up everything he touched.

        • Johnny Knoxville

          ooooh, that's so clever. i wish i were you.

          • Stevo

            Im glad Im not you

        • JAS

          So, just asking here. Obama's refusal to do anything significant about the gulf oil spill until two months in wasn't a screw up? I mean, he sent lawyers to investigate what happened, but it took 63 days for him to actually start moving people to clean up and control the problem. How is that far better than Bush being castigated for being in Katrina on day 3? Just asking.

          • Beltes

            Because no support was sent to New Orleans for over 15 months – showing up means nothing unless you roll up your sleeves and try to fix what's broken

            • smarter than you

              the liberal gov would not ask for the helpm (and yes, she HAS to ask) those people got more help than they should have, we watched that storm for 3 fucking weeks and they could not get out of the way? idiots! Obama has not done anything right since being elected with the exception of create more debt, more unemployment, and more unrest in the middle east! Suck it, if you voted for him, you are an idiot!

      • http://twitter.com/Ach_Du_Lieber @Ach_Du_Lieber

        Yup, everyone who doesn't have a rectal-cranial inversion knows a buffoon when we see him… that's why everyone who has a firm grasp on reality hates Bush.

        Obama could be better, for the most part he's republican-lite… that's what makes all the delusional teabaggers who hate on Obama so comical.

    • Silky_Johnson

      Bush referred to himself as "The Decider"…just a parody, evertone calm down.

  • fame777

    #24- is why i have a gun in my mouth !!!!!!

    • DaddyD

      If you kill yourself … she wins …

    • 4everDistracted

      That made me lol

    • DCBizzle

      you're typing with a gun in your mouth?

  • OneClownShoe

    This would be the most boring rature ever if it wasn't for TheChive! Thanks guys!!

  • yuri

    #3 i hate music today

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Vance-Garner/100000536796746 Vance Garner

      That's how I felt about #23 WTF!

      • yuri

        as well as #12

  • http://www.facebook.com/sdremphrey Scott D Remphrey

    Its all true…just for today

  • cmonstur


    This. And as a writer, #24 makes me want to barf.

    • http://renounceapprehension.blogspot.com/ MrRushing

      right there with ya on that

    • amrith777

      "Frostwire" is still viable though I think…..

      • cmonstur

        Oh I use Frostwire now 🙂 I just was so bummed when Limewire went down. It was a sad day for me and so many others.

  • gyro

    #6 RIP Macho Man.

    • JAS

      And with the first pick in this year's Rapture draft, God chooses Randy "Macho-man" Savage.

    • Maynard B.

      Amen brother…

  • Dicgozinia

    Five guys doesn’t even hold in and outs jock. Please, you midwesterners keep your five guys. In and our for life. Five guys… Ya right!

    • JAS

      Um… The first five guys was in Arlington VA, I ate there while visiting DC. Is that considered midwest now? I mean, it's not on a beach, but I always thought that it was east coast.

    • maxim2boobles

      in and out of my stomach. five guys FTW

  • Bob

    Well the world didn't end and Jesus didn't come back – awkward!!! These extreme Christians are so embarassing.

  • saanvi

    Three Extraterrestrial Spaceships Will Attack Earth In 2012? http://funnyandspicy.com/three-extraterrestrial-s

  • http://renounceapprehension.blogspot.com/ MrRushing

    i still have to agree with Douglas Adams on this topic…

    "There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened."–D. Adams

    Couldn't and wouldn't have said it any better.

    • DaddyD

      And yet another theory that it has happened many times …

      • amrith777

        Yeah I actually saw a program that addresses this very topic the other day.Theoretically stating that there is not just ONE universe that has been around all this time–but rather there are multiverses and that everything is constantly in flux and goes on like that infinitely creating and destroying itself.
        Just sayin'

        • http://renounceapprehension.blogspot.com/ MrRushing

          I like that. As if we pass through parallel universes on a path determined by our choices. Who's to say the individual dosen't posess their own stage that can be changed according to the lines we play out? It's not there to be understood, merely lived. Nice. And definetly strange enough to keep you wondering.

    • Ashiee19

      Thanks for putting this up… Very well said by D. Adams.

    • phideauxe

      Douglas Adams was a genius. RIP Douglas – you were and still are one of the greatest writers ever. Damn. I gotta dig out HHGTTG and read it yet again………

      • http://renounceapprehension.blogspot.com/ MrRushing

        Hope you have the Ultimate edition. I couldn't imagine reading each book individually anymore now that I've had it for so long. Either way though, his work really is inspirational. RIP DNA__Also, if you haven't, you should definetly pick up "The Salmon of Doubt". It was realised after he died and is a collection of pieces they found on his computer files. Some had been published, some had not. Speeches and the like as well. Good stuff indeed.

  • MigraineBoy

    6pm has long passed here. No sign of Jesus yet… Maybe he's stuck in traffic.

  • drankaus

    i might be heavily intoxicated, but by the loocks f my calender its already the 2nd2 and at this stage it seems im still gonna be alive to deal with this hanogver. shame

  • BloodScrubber

    #7 Ahhh I didn't realize it was Carol Burnett that fell in the fountain… 😛 *tugs earlobe

    • SomeoneLessFamiliar

      Nice "tug earlobe" reference.

    • Beltes

      But are you 'glad we had this time together'?

  • Hector

    #7 You got to be kidding me, now stupidity is a reason to sue.

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