25 Reasons the world will probably end today (25 Photos)

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  • TiminPhx

    And now for parodies about Muslims….any second now….holding on, ok….well, let's see. Yes Sir, it's coming up. We are not just going to point fingers at the Soft Easy Target Christains…no sir…waiting, waiting….still waiting. Must be some sort of technical problem.

  • TiminPhx

    Again, my mere use of another religion, not the Soft Target Christains gets banned. Chive has a lot of cowards apparently.

    But keep on going after those Christains. Yes, sir, be as snarky as you want with those people. But you can't even write down the name of this Peaceful Religion without getting "comment must be reviewed" message from the brave warriors of Chive.

    I'm an atheist, but it makes me sick to see such hypocrisy, cowardace, and double standard PC at work here.

    • HoldontoyourHat

      It's not your head on the line

    • EdWood

      STFU and GTFO.

    • canadianbroad

      Atheist? Yeah, right, whatever.(roll eyes)

      If you really were an atheist, you would understand why Christians are not "soft targets" and deserve all the ridicule they get.

      That "peaceful religion" you are on about? Okay, when is the last time you read that one of its adherents in the United States:

      – bombed an abortion clinic?
      – killed a doctor that provides those services?
      – beat a gay man to death?
      – campaigned (loudly and insistently) that their nonsense belongs in a science classroom?
      – campaigned (loudly, insistently, and endlessly) to deny LGBT people their rights as citizens?
      – campaigned (loudly, insistently and successfully) for "abstinence only" education?

      And so on and so forth until the end of the freakin' universe. When other religions pull this kind of crap, I think that they, too, will be ridiculed.

  • Scared Survivor

    It's sunday the 22 and I'm still here ,does this mean I have to endure the tribulation😦

    • number of the priest

      Yes , you must suffer the reign of the antichrist until the beast consumes the world in fire
      than you will spend all eternity among the devils children
      but hey hump wednesday only three days to go:)

  • Capitalsfan74

    And with the first pick in the Rapture draft… God selects Macho Man Randy Savage.

    • EdWood

      And with the 2nd pick….
      God selects Za Za Gabor.

  • EdWood

    Message to:
    Harold Camping and all his sheeple:
    STFU and GTFO.

  • EdWood

    May 22, 2011.
    And not a single FUCK was given.

  • buuillis

    #18 we have "5 guys burgers" here which are real REAL good but i have to say, i'd cry too if in n out was here

  • EdWood

    Only Bill Murray knows when the "End of Times " is coming.
    And He's not telling!!!!

  • MacNCheesePro

    These are all signs that the world has ended, now the hell/punishment is we have to deal with it….

  • Vagina Jones

    Yea I didnt even like him as a president, but I dont really get it.

  • trevor

    #2 are you kidding me!!! that douche will make 5 mil a year ?

  • Jake

    #24 if there were a gun nearby I would just go ahead and shoot myself now. This world is all but done for… Everybody who bought that book: Fuck you.

  • Ari

    Title should be changed to SHOULD end. Thanks chive you just ruIned my day

  • virtuoso09

    Notice no one has made any jokes about Obama even though he's currently in office?

  • Backward Genius

    You should be living every day like it's your last, regardless.

  • canadianbroad

    #23 ….

    Aaaaaaaah-hahahahahahaha …

    First Celine, and now Nickelback.

    (And Justin Bieber, of course)

    Fear Canada! Fear us, I say!

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