25 Reasons the world will probably end today (25 Photos)

Via Buzzfeed

  • Dan

    I took a nap. If the world had ended, I'd have slept through it.

  • Cole

    #14 Take a dump in front of a hill for thy Lord.

    • http://renounceapprehension.blogspot.com/ MrRushing


  • Joel

    #6 Can we please have a gallery honoring the memories this man has given us? He was my favorite wrestler as a kid. Even chose him for my wrestling buddy over Hulk Hogan and The Ultimate Warrior.

  • sergey

    i cant wait to see the "vodka in the eye" in 1000 ways to die!!!!!!!!

  • asdasd

    holy fuck I made it into the 22nd zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzap
    crispy bacon!!

    • Tribble-ation

      your still here because your not one of the elect
      enjoy the reign of the ant-christ ,apostate

      • asdasd

        Fuck yeah!!! RAPE THE GOATS!! EAT THE VIRGINS!!!
        On second thought, don't eat the virgins…

  • TiminPhx

    I just wrote a post asking when we might see some parody about another religion or just more snarky postings against the soft target Christains.

    I get a "must be approved by the site admins" message.


    • JustSomeGuy


  • Da Sandman

    the world better end right now, cuz it's FUBAR……

  • Homer

    Matthew 24:11 "And many false prophets will appear and deceive many people."

    • BloodScrubber

      Well read Sir. That quote sums it all up nicely.

  • ickeymay

    I'd like to rename this list to "25 REASONS I WISH THE WORLD WOULD END TODAY.

    thank you.

  • YupYupYup

    Haters gonna hate….

  • Sugreev2001

    If an In-And-Out restaurant opened where I live,I'd cry too.

  • Ashiee19

    Ugh… If (and when) the rapture doesn't happen, The Situation and Snooki should do us all a favour and hold their own Dooms Day… and take the rest of the Jersey Shore crew with them. :-\

    • Pale rider

      they are two of the horsemen of the apoc-apoko-
      any way the other two are Justin Beiber and Paris Hilton is naturally one called plauge

  • Trez

    Well, here in the UK, its definitely the 22nd of May. Anyone know what time-zone God operates on these days?

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  • Ivan

    Stolen from Buzzfeed

  • Anonymous

    More people pay more attention to the weather man when it snows, then when the bible predicts the end of the world.

  • chrisdg74

    #4 – only in my hometown(*facepalm). Thank GOD I moved to the suburbs.

  • Israelmc

    #3 so,so,so,so sad

  • red_dawn19

    #23 is why i want the world to end …..NOW

  • top dog

    #14, I can't believe they sold a spot to these nuts. If they really knew when the world end the wheel would never have been invented. And yet, people pay money to these fools. I wonder how they feel now.

    • Tribulator

      rejected , I guess

  • jimy yan

    wwllll this is good to b in chive but 4 more unseen entertaining photos go

  • mrjimmyos

    #23 – 'I also put up a bunch of billboards saying the world will end'

  • Everythingshouldend

    I'm gonna kill myself now. Thank you theChive.

  • Busternut

    Photos of news stories??

  • TiminPhx

    Again, my mere use of another religion, not the Soft Target Christains gets banned. Chive has a lot of cowards apparently.

    But keep on going after those Christains. Yes, sir, be as snarky as you want with those people. But you can't even write down the name of this Peaceful Religion without getting "comment must be reviewed" message from the brave warriors of Chive.

    I'm an atheist, but it makes me sick to see such hypocrisy, cowardace, and double standard PC at work here.

    • HoldontoyourHat

      It's not your head on the line

    • EdWood

      STFU and GTFO.

    • canadianbroad

      Atheist? Yeah, right, whatever.(roll eyes)

      If you really were an atheist, you would understand why Christians are not "soft targets" and deserve all the ridicule they get.

      That "peaceful religion" you are on about? Okay, when is the last time you read that one of its adherents in the United States:

      – bombed an abortion clinic?
      – killed a doctor that provides those services?
      – beat a gay man to death?
      – campaigned (loudly and insistently) that their nonsense belongs in a science classroom?
      – campaigned (loudly, insistently, and endlessly) to deny LGBT people their rights as citizens?
      – campaigned (loudly, insistently and successfully) for "abstinence only" education?

      And so on and so forth until the end of the freakin' universe. When other religions pull this kind of crap, I think that they, too, will be ridiculed.

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