25 Reasons the world will probably end today (25 Photos)

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Via Buzzfeed

  • Dan

    I took a nap. If the world had ended, I'd have slept through it.

  • Cole

    #14 Take a dump in front of a hill for thy Lord.

    • http://renounceapprehension.blogspot.com/ MrRushing

      Ha!

  • Joel

    #6 Can we please have a gallery honoring the memories this man has given us? He was my favorite wrestler as a kid. Even chose him for my wrestling buddy over Hulk Hogan and The Ultimate Warrior.

  • sergey

    i cant wait to see the "vodka in the eye" in 1000 ways to die!!!!!!!!

  • asdasd

    holy fuck I made it into the 22nd zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzap
    crispy bacon!!

    • Tribble-ation

      your still here because your not one of the elect
      enjoy the reign of the ant-christ ,apostate

      • asdasd

        Fuck yeah!!! RAPE THE GOATS!! EAT THE VIRGINS!!!
        On second thought, don't eat the virgins…

  • TiminPhx

    While like everyone else, I find the May 21st Rapture business nonsense (as do most Christains by the way) I'm waiting for the Chive and others to do a parody on the Muslims…you know, something involving "Big MO."

    Somehow, I think we'll see continued little snarkfests on Christains, because let's face it, they are soft targets.

    Do a Challenge Accpeted, Chive and let's see some photos that poke some fun at Muslims and their beliefs.

    Or will we be waiting forever for that to happen?

  • TiminPhx

    I just wrote a post asking when we might see some parody about another religion or just more snarky postings against the soft target Christains.

    I get a "must be approved by the site admins" message.

    Interesting.

    • JustSomeGuy

      Amen.

    • canadianbroad

      "Soft target", huh?

      When did you last hear of a Muslim American bombing an abortion clinic or killing a doctor who provides those services? Or beating a gay man to death?

      Yeah, real soft. It is to laugh.

  • Da Sandman

    the world better end right now, cuz it's FUBAR……

  • Homer

    Matthew 24:11 "And many false prophets will appear and deceive many people."

    • BloodScrubber

      Well read Sir. That quote sums it all up nicely.

  • ickeymay

    I'd like to rename this list to "25 REASONS I WISH THE WORLD WOULD END TODAY.

    thank you.

  • YupYupYup

    Haters gonna hate….

  • Sugreev2001

    #18
    If an In-And-Out restaurant opened where I live,I'd cry too.

  • Ashiee19

    Ugh… If (and when) the rapture doesn't happen, The Situation and Snooki should do us all a favour and hold their own Dooms Day… and take the rest of the Jersey Shore crew with them. :-\

    • Pale rider

      they are two of the horsemen of the apoc-apoko-
      any way the other two are Justin Beiber and Paris Hilton is naturally one called plauge

  • Trez

    Well, here in the UK, its definitely the 22nd of May. Anyone know what time-zone God operates on these days?

  • bleep

    TLDR

  • Ivan

    Stolen from Buzzfeed

  • Anonymous

    More people pay more attention to the weather man when it snows, then when the bible predicts the end of the world.

  • chrisdg74

    #4 – only in my hometown(*facepalm). Thank GOD I moved to the suburbs.

  • Israelmc

    #3 so,so,so,so sad

  • red_dawn19

    #23 is why i want the world to end …..NOW

  • top dog

    #14, I can't believe they sold a spot to these nuts. If they really knew when the world end the wheel would never have been invented. And yet, people pay money to these fools. I wonder how they feel now.

    • Tribulator

      rejected , I guess

  • jimy yan

    wwllll this is good to b in chive but 4 more unseen entertaining photos go
    http://goo.gl/5Y4mL

  • mrjimmyos

    #23 – 'I also put up a bunch of billboards saying the world will end'

  • Everythingshouldend

    I'm gonna kill myself now. Thank you theChive.

  • Busternut

    Photos of news stories??

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