Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

  • Anon

    Already tired of the whole planking thing.

    • theederv

      Probably not as tired as this guy http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/austral

      • jkklouna

        Being stupid is not an excuse.

        • DaddyD

          But it is an explanation.

    • Photomage

      Amen !

      • Israelmc

        planking got old about 2 days after it started

    • Sizzle

      Wasn't it started in Australia? Like seriously, have they nothing better to do over there?

      • http://www.facebook.com/christopher.neufeldt Christopher Neufeldt

        they're no good at rugby and can't even make their own cars without buying parts from America and scratching out GM and writing Holden.

        So yeah I could how they don't have anything better to do then take pictures of themselves laying down.

        • MikeofLA

          You've got it backwards, the Pontiac GTO and G8 were Holdens shipped here, and are WAY more badass than the Shit they pass for sedans over here. Not to mention the Ford Falcon Ute! A Ranchero for all intents and purposes.

    • KeyserSoze

      planking is the new duckface

    • Evelyn

      had to google it, but yeah that's way dumb

    • the_junglist

      Is it cool? No, but I'd still cut this guy some slack. If he's in Afghanistan, there's a very good chance he's a little out of the loop.

    • Jon

      I'm from Australia and I hate it. Please Chive, don't post it!

  • hater.

    #20. NO. WAY.

    • zach


  • Guest

    Aaaaand… cue nightmares.

    • Randy Marsh

      Gremlins 2 FTW!!!!!

  • COCO

    Okay, Funny. The chive cured me of my depression, so thank you.

    • OCOC

      Suicide would also work

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Cristi-Palincas/100001225207844 Cristi Palincas

    #22 – bwahahahaha

  • ako

    #8 Nice mutton chops

    • Alec_Is_Epic

      Good job on catching the important part…

    • Hellequin_Bull

      Bacon chops!

    • dub

      You should take a before and after picture… and physical.

      Lets see how a year's worth of bacon affects the body. Either you'll have super powers or you'll be in a rascal by this time next year. I'm really excited.

    • wwjd

      lucky basterd

    • elbruces


  • Tmo

    Woohoo got the first comment! I totally want the shower in #20! Epic!!

    • Tmo

      Damn refresh… Where did the other 8 comments come from? Touché internet….

    • Paula_

      You're a special kind of dumb, aren't you? That's OK, you're in good company here.

      – the one you love to hate

      • COCO

        Hey. Been awhile since we met up. Lately your comments have been just sweet and weird, what happen to the old you we Chivers hated.

        • kater

          "we chivers" – i just luve how one assumes he is legion.

          boy, a company of frat jocks & redneck patriots is sweeet

        • detroller

          she got boinked.

        • OCOC

          go fuck yourself with a pine cone

        • Pound Town

          she stole the real paula's moniker and fucked it all up.

      • duh

        I still think Paula is just HHNF reincarnated…

    • Henrik

      You didn't get the first comment, you got the first fail.

  • tommybhoy

    #20 Is awesome but I dont like the thought of C-3PO looking at me whilst I shower……

    • Paula_

      Would you rather have me looking at you while you shower? Right then. C-3PO it is. Stop nagging.

      – btw I would totally feel you up

    • Israelmc

      should put princess lea there

    • Gooner29

      Oh the humility… he'll be able to bash you in over 10 million languages.

  • http://www.markmushakian.com Mark

    #1 I'm watching this on TV right now. BWAAAAAAAAAAAA!

    • http://www.markmushakian.com Mark

      That'd be #6. I'll go stand in the corner 😦

      • Ashiee19

        Your second post literally made me LOL. Thanks 🙂

  • Patrick

    #5 One word: Genius!

    • Snoopi

      So much activities!

    • PTGR

      SOMEONE…WILL…DIE (or be seriously injured)

  • https://www.facebook.com/kcruz09 Kyle Cruz

    #5 mmmmmm…cheez its

  • theederv

    Seriousley, TheChive is the only reason I look forward to getting to work in the morning

  • MigraineBoy

    #4 This bodybag shortage is becoming a real pain.

    • isawoj

      You're an asshole.

    • EdCrane

      Ha ha. Well played sir

  • http://www.facebook.com/mike.duncanrose Mike Duncan-Rose

    Chive…. Please no Planking, i love and respect you!

  • TwigTheThird


    • xXbeermonkeyXx

      yes, cook it! cook it with fire!

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Andrés-Zamora-Cruz/1238185887 Andrés Zamora Cruz

      Dish: A completely different thing in animal kingdom.

    • Pound Town

      it is a freshwater ray, which makes it that much scarier. i know because I reddit.

    • Akin

      That must be the bugger that killed Steve Irwi

      • Akin


  • Paula_

    Hello darlings, in case you were wondering; my day started just fine. I saw a fucking hipster jaywalk so I ran him over with the SUV. Then backed up over him again to make sure he got the message. Then forward again to continue to work. Nothing can ruin my day now!

    – the one you love to hate

    • method_man

      cool story bro

    • windowlicker

      It seems you have a doppleganger Your other self, Hipster Paula, is now fucking hipsters. You should kill her.

      • Paula_

        That _might_ very well be the hipster I ran over…

        – Running over hipsters is bad… for your SUV

    • amrith777

      Nice work.There'll be a little something extra in your paycheck this week.

    • KeyserSoze

      I love you more than ever now…
      "Paula – the one ridding the world of fucking hipsters"
      Thank you

      • dOOb

        Uhhh… Paula's a dude…

        • Paula_

          I DO have a full C cup, period! Periods I have not.

          – the It

    • isawoj

      Actually, I appreciate you taking out the trash.

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #7 nothing like coming to the pub for a pint to get away from the wife and kids

    • That Guy

      it would have been more epic if the guy in the back ground was trying to order a beer instead of looking at the camera… now i know it was a set up pic.

    • Chiveinator

      spuds is that you?

      • Nick

        The real life embodiment of "buy Sam a drink and get his dog one too". Thanks Mike Lange.

  • Wade Wilson

    Yeah I'm sorry, but planking just makes you come off as the dumbest kind of asshole…

    • That Guy

      calling #4 an asshole is a whole different kind of wrong. makes you look like an asshole. i think if he's out serving in Afghanistan he earns the right to plank without being criticized.

      • Guest


  • JPC

    #19 – For a second, I thought I misclicked and went to the Berry. Then I realized….nope, it's just Bob posting again.

    • Paula_

      Leave Bob alone!

      – the dark side of The Chive

    • quintus

      Yea, Bob posting awesomeness. Thanks, Bob!

    • amrith777

      This is a psychological/emotional/spiritual Truth that could benefit many–myself included.Simple concept–not so simple to apply/demonstrate.

      • http://yourmomma.com Mook

        This is you at some random age between… 18-30 realizing you should have learned this at the age of 5 from your parents. Oh wait your parents didn't teach you a thing.

        • amrith777

          Heh–Good one! xD

      • Chiveinator

        Jesus i need to stop drinking when i go on the computer

  • http://thechive.com/ bkfrijoles

    #8 Sweet Mutton Chops

  • Ryan

    #19 Years of therapy < The Chive

    We have a winner…

    • SkyVader

      "Maybe we should chug on over to mamby pamby land, where maybe we can find some self-confidence for you, you jackwagon!"

    • asdf

      or you could have paid attention in philosophy and realized Seneca already had thought of this

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ryan-Cranston/665937675 Ryan Cranston

    #19 This is you, needing to man the fuck up.

  • Photomage

    I am so using #12 as my new desktop wallpaper

    • http://ninareed.com Nina

      It's from Preikestolen, Norway, should you be interested in more awesome pictures from the same place 🙂

      • MisterMyster

        I'll be expecting you to post some in the next 'chive everywhere' gallery :b

        • Nina

          I live in Colorado now, but if I were still in Norway I'd get right on that! 😛

  • MrTNZ

    LOL I was on this flight….. Chive On!!!

    • Jules

      Easier to do #15 ….Ya Jackwagon! 🙂

      • MrTNZ

        Wow thanks for that awesome constructive criticism…… Ya <enter lewd retort here> #15 🙂

  • bob

    #17 Arsehole

    • Gern Blansten

      I want to see the after picture.

      • 1sicGSXR

        Its from the new surf flick featuring just girls called "Leave a message" The girl in green is Lakey Peterson the other is Carrisa Moore.

    • ilovethechive

      Where's the Gif?!

    • http://www.facebook.com/Juan.Guillermo.Chaves.F Juan Guillermo Chaves F

      Santa Teresa beach in Costa Rica

    • http://twitter.com/kabaka @kabaka

      Cuz needs his ass kicked. Today.

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