I hate my job (24 Photos)

The response to last week’s ‘I Hate My Job’ was awesome. We’re going to make this a weekly post but we need the Chivers’ help. Take a photo of what you hate most about your job. It can be ANYTHING as long as it boils your blood. Then send the photo to mactheintern [at] gmail [dot] com.

Chive On!

  • Ski81

    #14 put tips in something gross like dog poop. just besure to click them with your desk from now on and not your hand.

  • http://www.facebook.com/manuel.vanderbeke Manuel Van Der Beke
  • odd_places

    Don't clean your ears for like 2 days then stick the pens in your ears. unless the culprit likes earwax :O

  • AH12

    Exactly what I was going to suggest. This, or a ton of really hot chili powder

  • Bob

    #15 sad, gotta have a babe wallpaper….

  • Tomas

    #19 They make screen shades that are polarized to limit the angle at which you can see the screen. 😉

    #1 "That's my stapler… my red stapler… I'm want my stapler back… my stapler…" ^_^

  • http://www.twitter.co./lalaaface LalaaFace

    you know the stuff people put on their nails to stop them biting them, well paint that onto the lid!
    it wont kill anyone but they wont eat pens anymore!:)

  • Greg

    Bunch of winy bitches…you hate you job…QUIT!!!

  • Nanook

    #21 FTW (Poor Bastard)

  • Rett

    I, too, am a librarian. Our public washrooms are directly in front of the ref desk, appx 15ft away. I feel your pain.

  • redruM

    Canned air has a bitterant that is INCREDIBLY nasty tasting, and stays completely invisible on objects. Its the bitterest substance known to man, but non-toxic. A friend pranked me and I ate a corn nut with a tiny bit on it, I almost threw up. Shit doesn't wash out of your mouth either. Take some canned air and spray upside down on the object.
    Enjoy the results!

    • Brian

      Same thing I thought. I have taseted it before by accident and it lasts for a long time.

  • jimbojones

    ^ Has not entered the workforce yet.

  • amrith777

    Yeah–it's just that fucking simple!! Thanks Einstein! Your screen name says it all!!

  • mr stuff

    #4 in mobile al?

  • http://www.facebook.com/nathan.larkin Nathan Larkin

    #7 – Donate to Cell Phones for Soldiers, they will erase data!!!

  • Anonymous

    @14 Put a picture of an identical pen in a urinal on the bulletin board. Watch to see who throws up on the board. Then call them Bear Grills every time until you see them until they quit.

  • http://twitter.com/estebancamacho @estebancamacho

    #14. You need to find the spiciest peppers, fresh habanero if possible. First be sure to wear gloves and a face mask if you're not used to cooking with these kind of peppers. Open the habanero, and rub the insides on the parts that usually get chewed. Just be sure not to chew them, or rubbing your eyes after touching them. Even better. Keep one just for your personal use. 🙂

  • WirelessCable

    I love my job, but then I'll be labeled as a troll, so I'll stop there…

    #4 so close and yet so far…

    #6 no don't, no don't, sink tha boat! (kinda ironic bc I commented on picnum4)

    #15 curse you IT department!

    #24 what IS that stuff?? And why is it glowing??

  • fuzzybeard2016

    A bottle of Goo Gone, or a similar product should make that button go away. If the glue is an epoxy or cyanoacrylate (i.e. Super Glue), the use of a survival chainsaw may be your only alternative.

  • Russ

    #7 their is gold in cell phones, not sure how much,100,000 phone and your set for life. Look into it, dude.

  • fuzzybeard2016

    The Ghost Chile is also known as the Bhut Jolokia; consume at your own peril!

  • AxnJxn

    PC Load Letter? What the fuck does that mean?!

  • Ziggy

    As a computer tech I totally disagree with #15!. We give you bastards freedoms with your computer, and how do you repay us? You take down the network with a virus.

    If you want the date and time, look at your cell phone!

  • Dewd

    #7 incinerated?, please tell me you're kidding, i don't even have a blackberry even less a smartphone, luckeeeee

  • Senor Taco

    #4 I used to work for Carnival… as a musician. BEST JOB EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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