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  • Chris Larson

    Plenty of orifices that you could place said pen in before you leave

  • Ben

    dip them all in the hottest hot sauce you can find

  • http://twitter.com/rossreads @rossreads

    you get this really disgusting tasting nail polish to stop children (and old people) from biting their nails, I suggest you find some of that and paint the top of your pens with them.

  • John Frink

    Take them to the bathroom and insert somewhere. Then return them to your desk.

  • Zach

    Piss on them!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ragnar-Jensson/509235958 Ragnar Jensson

    Take them to the bathroom and insert somewhere. Then return them to your desk. .. yes do that, hahaha

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/John-Holcomb/19802306 John Holcomb

    i'd go with that nail biting stuff i know people who used it to stop biting their finger nails and i know for sure it'll stop some one from chewing your caps

  • guest

    Bitteryuck – anti-chew spray for pets. the worst taste for something oderless

  • Shell3895

    Bitter orange for pets! Just make sure you don't accidentally touch it and then put your fingers near your mouth. It is AWFUL!

  • Gabee Flowers

    garlic nail polish.. just awful :)

  • smashasaurusrex

    There’s stuff used for horses to keep them from biting in their stalls. It’s called “bitter apple” and it’s damn near industrial strength

  • Daniel

    Post a sign asking if anyone knows who's been chewing on your torchecul. (look it up)

  • Sam

    ipecac

  • Nate

    Maybe it is the hot girl in the next cubicle.. wouldn't stick in an oriface just yet. Maybe she wants to get caught. Camera! Then decide what to do!

  • IncoherentLogic

    Any good liquid laxatives? I know Phenolphthalein works with just a few drops…

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