Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

  • WillD

    #22 Always makes me sad.

    • thesensibleone

      And the chive thinks its awesome ,mebbe we should leave BOB in a cage with a tiger then we`ll see how the douchebag reacts.

      • Chickendippahz

        it's a lion cub…douchebag

        • hMMMM

          You know the Koreans will put any two animals in a cage – tigers and lions in zoos are put together and always fight. Tons of video on youtube…very cruel.

          • http://www.facebook.com/people/Michael-Tran/509978233 Michael Tran

            Dude, it's from a show. They were just showing how anti-social the bear cub is. Pretty sure they don't air live cage fights.

    • SkyVader

      That's how I react, seeing the girl "the morning after".

    • iknow

      does a bear shit in its cage? haha
      lolz jk- thats cruel

  • hater.


    • Firefighter23

      Pretty little lego trees

    • naigoto


    • Jay

      we're just gonna put a bush right here. It can be our little secret.

    • TitoRigatoni

      I just want to know which LEGO kit comes with the Bob Ross minifig!

    • cody

      I want this Lego set! His hair is freakin epic!

  • Paula_

    #1 "Now let's just make some happy comments here… Not you Paula. You go eat shit and die in a fire."

    – the one you love to hate

    • Hey_You

      Hang on, I've been absent from the chive for a bit-what's going on with this Paula and that 'new' Paula?!

      • Bob

        Paula is Bob.

        • Paula_

          But Bob is not Paula! Ha! Chew on that!

          Someone with a 3 character name
          – the creature under the stairs

    • panama99

      Ok, go eat fire and die in shit….


      Just kidding.

      Hugs, I gave you a thumbs up.

  • Patrick

    #2 That man may be in need of a haircut…

    • Marcin Kranz


      • Picard_

        I think you mean 'trim'

    • Steeb

      cousin it DID get a hair cut…

      • Misty Bowers Rosenbaum

        Reminds me of the old school fire monsters on Donkey Kong.

  • nasty dB

    put a smile on your face

  • jjungill

    #15 since when did Skittles come in bottles??

    • Youtroll

      It's gay semen.

      • Deadpool

        Well, it is Victorian Bitter

        • Derk


    • KyleRetrato

      No it's Gaytorade

    • Milo

      it's that beer with candy floating in it.. you know.. skittlebrau

  • Efesen

    #2 We found Cousin Itt ^^

  • Paula_

    #5 This planking thing is really catching on!

    – too stiff to plank

    • Guse

      Credit where credit is due. That was pretty good.

    • ** PAULA HATER **

      Thought I would never say it. Pretty funny Paula…but still i hate you.

  • hello!

    #1 Alright now, we're gonna use a fan brush here.. and uhh I want you to take some Hunter Green and we're gonna put a happy little bush right down over here, at the corner there and that'll just be our little secret. And If you tell anyone! That that bush is there. I will come to your house and I will cut you!

    • FLHomesteader

      Fam Guy references get a thumbs up from me…..

      • ry ry

        I'm not sure why it was at -1. I saved it though… for now.

        • Evelyn

          too long, didnt read

          • DistractedIndividual

            Might want to rethink your poor dicision…It was funny.

          • dub

            why do you comment?


    • Jess

      LOL exactly what I was thinking!!

  • HollarPeenYo

    #20 I knew he was really born in Ireland…

    • Fred Garvin

      Those must be his closest relatives in the background, I can see the resemblance.

    • Zenner15

      Shes only rocking the half pint!

      • Drea619


    • Scandalus

      After seeing this, I might have to vote for that man. LOL

  • https://www.facebook.com/kcruz09 Kyle Cruz


  • themuffinman850

    #13 dream pool indeed… until a little shrimp like creature swims up your pee hole.

    • rRamo

      Meh, doesn't look like it gets alot of direct sunlight. Probably quite cool water, and swimming in the shade will make it even worse. That being said, it's awesome.

    • nomnom

      … and a lot of mayan cenotes were used for human sacrifice…. still wanna swim?

      • dub

        Don't know about that, but the G-note makes you poop.

        • vegeta

          yeah, I am pretty sure that pool is toxic…no joke….

  • ChickenDippahz

    my dream pool involves lots of lovely naked ladies…each to their own

  • James

    Chive can you get rid of Paula please? I know it shouldn't bother me, but it does haha. Thanksokseeyoubye

  • Menace

    #22, "HOLY SHIT A LION!!!"

    • six

      I loled, better comment than the feelbad douches above

  • Sanman

    #4 Sublime! Where is this?

    • aav

      Where it's at.

    • DistractedIndividual

      How do you get into it?

      • matt


      • dub

        Rubber Tree Catapult.

        Learned it from Beverly Hills Ninja.

  • Bradster

    #15 Whoever posted this should really know that it's fake as urine comes out of VB, not rainbows!
    Obviously shopped 😉

  • http://thechive.com/ bkfrijoles

    #7 Poor Dinosaur 😦

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #3 mascara roja thought it was a good idea to pop a wheelie and taunt the police. took 1 riot grenade, shrugged it off and he was ready to do it again

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Luis-Francisco-Rodriguez-Lugo/635776387 Luis Francisco Rodriguez Lugo

      Only in Mexico

  • JAFitC

    #2. Paula?

  • MigraineBoy

    #11 The exact way I react when Friday Chivettes come online.

    • ChickenDippahz

      why just friday? I'm like that any day of the week.

      • Jen

        that thing he does with his tongue makes me horny

        • MigraineBoy

          I can do that too, only better.

    • Ken

      "…and my little nipples went to France…."

  • Jimbo

    Obama was great during his Irish visit!! Such a genuine person and he really inspired our country with that speech. Plus he & Michelle actually drank their pints, RESPECT

    • Chim Richels

      You are clearly drunk.

    • Fred Garvin

      Especially when his pimp mobile bottomed out, hilarious.
      This bum is great entertainment.

    • Patches

      Drinking beer in Ireland is much more important than the hundreds of his own citizens dying in natural disasters. Tornadoes? What tornadoes? Give me some beer!

      • PartyMarty

        What do you want him to do? Cancel the trip the WH has had planned for months so the president can go stand in front of a Tornado? This isn't the 1920's. He can direct FEMA from abroad. You're clearly just using this as an excuse to dog a president you don't like. There are smart reasons to disagree with or take issue with ANY politician. This sort of thing isn't one of them. It was dumb when people did it to Bush and it's dumb when people do it to Obama.

    • Johnny Two Toes

      Especially that his little vacation to Ireland only cost $1 Billion. How much do you think came out of his own pocket?

      • AnyoneForCoffee

        There's this post…………………………………………………and, all the way over here, is reality.

      • AAWW Yeah

        From where in the deepest darkest recesses of your ass did you get that "fact?"

        • Johnny Two Toes


          About halfway through the article it talks about the "billion dollar security detail"

          They had to beef up security since this was his first trip out of the country since the death of Osama.

          • MattFoley

            if Ireland wants to spend that kind of money…

      • MattFoley

        1 billion? I heard it was actually 10 trillions.

    • PartyMarty

      Loved seeing the photos of the Prez's visit to Ireland. You guys showed mad respect. The bond between our countires is as deep as they come. Moving stuff, m an.

  • hueyrocks

    #8 – Imagine seeing that in your rear-view mirror. Brilliant!

    • FLHomesteader

      That is one ugly mother f@*$er….

    • dub

      I want one with a pedo-bear.

      Who's the real predator?

  • cli

    Dream pool is in Samoa. Been there, it's beyond awesome!

    • Vagina Jones

      You're mom likes Samoa.. Sa-moa DIIIIICCCCCKKK!

      • http://twitter.com/valorikx221 @valorikx221


        • Vagina Jones

          I was in a weird place writing that shortly after waking up this morning. But I really felt that my random pun-y joke would be better received. Not so apparently. Not so.

  • Joel

    #16 so awesome. song straight up came on in my head when i saw that.

    • http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

      butterfly in the sky, i can twice as high

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