Oh Sh!t (27 Photos)

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  • Bence Béky

    #13 Oh Shit…

    • Da_Boz

      Cropping… perfected by fat chicks since Windows Paintbrush becaim an option….

    • HogtownDaddy

      I'd hit it. Big girls are freaks. If you don't believe me read Tommy Lee's book where he advocates every man hooking up with at least one big girl.

      • Jen

        apparently they suck a mean dick too. ME HAWNGRY!

      • Fatty, Hold the Mayo

        I'd eat it, if she could clean properly enough not to smell like shit.

    • rich

      photo shop

    • craig

      its paula

      • amrith777

        YUMM!

    • MigraineBoy

      If you want to find her, don't ask TheChive. Just check Google Maps. She's bound to show up on there.

    • ** PAULA HATER **

      I would in a heart beat.

    • http://www.facebook.com/i.am.jason.bell Jason Bell

      'merica

    • Boats

      MOar please!!!!!!!!!!

    • BenMan

      it must be true, eating the easter bunny turns you into the easter bunny

    • SheriffPablo

      I'd hit it like the fist of an angry god.

    • downfall616

      dear god Jaba, how'd that seem like a good idea?

    • Chuck

      For sure 🙂

    • Eek the cat

      This is a picture of my girlfriend Annabel.

  • HollarPeenYo

    #25 Bigger is not always better…

    • HogtownDaddy

      It is when they are natural

      • HollarPeenYo

        Okay "Dog the Bounty Hunter"…

      • readybeeill

        ahem sir. Always can count on an fellow Canadian to be a voice of reason.

        • HogtownDaddy

          I'm not Canadian. I do however know what you are referencing.

    • Scandalus

      Don't lie. You'd ride that. Even once, just to have the experience. Hell, I'd go a couple of times.

      • HogtownDaddy

        My grandfather always told me not to ever cull anything and to hit the easy ones twice.

    • bumblefish1985

      Agreed. Out of those 6 girls, old Tits McGee would be the last one I would sleep with. I like the girl in black.

      • CBDeadman

        The girl in black is my favourite

    • Jaime

      agreed. if she took off the top, they'd reach her ankles.

    • Motrbt

      "are they built for speed or built for comfort"

  • Nake

    #3 – when you see it…you´ll shit brix…..

    • TChrisB

      Is that Bozo The Clown in the mushroom cloud?

    • Summer

      hahaha i didnt even realized it… well played…

      • FLHomesteader

        We all just scrolled up and chuckled a bit…

        • hrly30@aol.com

          nah i used the nifty hover option. THANKS CHIVE lol

    • shamshe

      thats the same image from twisted metal game posters.

    • Rob

      Twisted Metal for PS3 promo (minus the girl)

    • shitballs

      its a clown cloud look closely

    • Gabby

      Clown Cloud. Deformed hand.

  • http://twitter.com/YWordArmy @YWordArmy

    #6 Wait for it… Wait for it……………

    • Taze

      Don't taze me bro!

    • nomnom

      Paul Teutel Jr. got fat…. and is now apparently a security guard.

    • Stevo

      tubby fuck can't be bothered running, tazer instead. 'Merica!

    • Scandalus

      He was thinking, "Maybe this wasn't the greatest idea… Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck…"

  • Sen

    #18 A fish within a fish ! Fishception !

    • _ducu_

      Sup dawg

    • Jay

      So meta.

  • _ducu_

    #15 Wowza

    • jeff

      swag aka dirt.

      • thundereff

        thats some nuggy shwag

    • Scandalus

      Something tells me that's not a broccoli flavored ice cream cone

    • ranD

      well that just looks delicious!

      • Darth Neegro

        what are you, 13?

    • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

      No shit, a white dude smoking Newports? You gots to be fuckin' with me?

    • dub

      Every time I see a picture like this, I become angry at technology for now allowing me to smell it through my screen.

      You can actually make bud ice cream… or even cook the bud butter into the waffle cone.

      THC does the body good.

    • TinFoilHatSoldier

      If you can't roll your own joints without a roller (or two?) you don't deserve to have more than a dime bag.

    • pópo

      just for this pic i'll hit the bong once again …

    • RedKnight

      me want budsicle now!!!

  • Tony

    #8
    You know God's really pissed off when…..

    • cowgo

      he cancels the rapture

    • dub

      There's something disturbingly funny about the South. They're (for the most part) conservative God-fearing/loving people – yet all of the Acts of God like natural disasters seem to happen there.

      This is God saying, "Leave me the eff alone"

  • Mincer

    #13 still would

    • ccc

      Me too. Definitely

    • readybeeill

      agreed

    • jim

      paula the troll.

    • john v.

      blech! no way! I like girls with a little meat on their bones, but that's nasty. there's no excuse for being that fat. a pretty face can go a long way, but not that far.

    • qteam3d

      More!

      • ilovethechive

        any more and she would have her own gravitational pull

  • Chickendippahz

    #14
    OMG a RAINBOW!!!

  • Menace

    #16 How's about NO

    • ROK247

      PLEASE MAKE SURE TO CROSS YOUR LEGS. dont ask me why i know.

      • amrith777

        Yeah–this is a sphincter factor of about 2 billion.

    • Lau

      This ends in a massive wedgie

  • Jay Cue

    #25 Gee who was more popular in this group of friends??? LOL

    • hMMMM

      Her jugs are tilting the picture

    • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

      The blond on the far right.

      • ranD

        id take the one in black too

      • Spivias

        agree
        i take the blonde too

    • shamshe

      who is the big juggy chick?

    • Adam

      Good God it's like she took all of her friends boobs from them they are all A cups and she is like an F cup WOWZERS.

    • CBDeadman

      I'll take the babe in black.

  • http://twitter.com/Gamle_Eirik @Gamle_Eirik

    #19

    That pipe looks rusty, he should use some protection.

    • ROK247

      its pretty amazing that there isnt a ballsac hanging off the end of that thing.

    • http://www.goodadvice.co.za CalculatedRisk

      My nuts just receded all the way up to my spleen seeing that.

    • curious

      how fast do you have to be going to do that

      • dub

        About five oh

    • Hoola

      Looks like his shaft almost got the shaft!

  • Jon

    #15 Had I had that ice cream growing up, perhaps I just would have been more creative and chill, rather than just another fat guy looking for his next meal.

    • hMMMM

      …or, you could be even fatter b/c the weed will only enhance your fatass' desire for food.

      • RedKnight

        lol if you don't like it don't hate on others who do like it

    • dub

      You probably would have stopped caring so much about your weight and focused more on the things that make you happy, like food.

      At least you would be a happy fat guy. It's never too late. THC does the body good.

  • Sanman

    #27 What a dumbass!!!

    • http://www.goodadvice.co.za CalculatedRisk

      Well, if he was trying to get his pregnant wife to hospital in time, her seeing the oncoming train probably didn't help matters…

      • http://www.goodadvice.co.za CalculatedRisk

        Although having watched it again, seeing that he was being tailed by a cop car probably means he had other ideas… *forhead slap*

        • Sanman

          Well then he's a lucky bastard!

        • dub

          forehead*

          And usually it's called a face palm.

          • http://www.goodadvice.co.za CalculatedRisk

            *slaps self on wrist for stooooopid spelling mistake*

            *and acknowledges comment pwnage*

    • Dardania

      after that kind of stupidity – meh they deserve to get away

      • amrith777

        Where's Darwin when you need him?

    • The Spicy Italian

      Well that cop gets to go back to the station and explain how a Prius outran him

      • Sanman

        Look again… that's a Mercedes-Benz C230 Hatchback, most likely with a turbo (kompressor)

    • Yo Mamma

      Cop totally could have made it if he wasn't a wussy

    • Johnny Two Toes

      He's British, what do you expect?

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      Stolen car by a repeat offender. He was caught shortly after and is already in prison.

      • duh

        Yep, hard to out run the radio call to the other police cars in the area…

    • jadeus

      this was on UK news not long ago… a train did come not long after, shame it doesn't show on here it wasn't nice to watch 😦 xx

  • Zoey

    I love how the guy starts trying to steer out of it once he realizes he's in trouble.
    #17

    • Yeah!

      This was kind of awesome.

  • Seannerz

    #24 Yeah, nothing could go wrong here.

  • Scott

    #22 Surprise buttsecks!!

    • Stevo

      ah now, bear rape is a serious problem in Russia.

    • Jon

      i wonder if that is a picture of Wojtek, the hero bear from wwii?

      looks like it to me.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Thomas-Narcisi/1818747017 Thomas Narcisi

    #13 "The case of the missing Easter Candy has been solved"

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      Anyone else notice this picture *shrinks* if you hover the cursor over it…..

      Well played, Chive.

      • BloodScrubber

        Its the " suck it in " feature. 😉

  • deesho

    #25 I have heard of future lower back problems group; she belongs in the future spinal surgery group

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Taylor-Blissett/1764864971 Taylor Blissett

    #25 Its like her boobs ate her friends boobs.

  • iambigd42

    #22

    No doggie style, I show you bear style bitch!

  • Stillhitit

    #25
    C-c-c-c-c-c-ccombo breaker!!!!!!!!

  • http://blog.tomsforeign.com/ Edward

    #13 She ate the Easter bunny!

    • shamshe

      i think she ate a couple of Easter bunnies and some cadburry eggs on the side.

  • Stevo

    'psych'

  • putnam120

    #22 Hey Pedo-bear, that guy looks a little too old. Guess you must have beer goggles on.

    • amrith777

      *cough* bEAR goggles *cough*

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