The world is turning crochet before our eyes (17 Photos)

some people have way too much time on there hands

This is straight up ridiculous. But…somehow awesome.

#13 Ninjas. Your almost doing it right.

I'm not a big fan of this, but I bet his grandma's proud.

This has fetish written all over it.

#12 you spelled tongue wrong……

also, yarn bombing is like everything else; loads of fun until *someone* takes it too damn far

Berry

Well…it’s certainly different, I’ll give him that….

HEY PAULA!!! GO FUCK YOURSELF!!! FIRST TO TROLL!!!! YOURe PAULA FIVE NUKKA< AINT EVEN THE REAL PAULA I FIST YOUR YOUR ASS FATMAN, YOU WITH the LITTLE DICK. sweet. You dont even have the O.G. paula sign off, you killed it with the "slogans" so wack. Trolls are one thing but fucking fail trolls- that shits just fucking sad, eat a dick, fuck yer mom and I hope you life gets emptier and emptier then it already is. Eat shit fail troll.

Kisses,
Paula

"Amazing art"? Hand over your man card Bob, and move over to The Berry. RIGHT MEOW!

Hugs,
Paula
- the one you love to hate

#12 in the upper right corner says " Your pussy in my face, and my tongue in your ass'
And they show that to children? ahaha AWSOME!

Man, Olek is my new hero! This is the best usage of knitting i have ever seen, and i love his colourful touch to…i guess just about anything he touches. where do i order a suit?

i just want one of those suits just to annoy/freak people out.

Imagine what this guy could accomplish if he put his mind to something that isn't stupid.

I love this. It's so much cooler than spray-paint.

#17 Is the only one worth posting… the rest..blah

#10 – Colgate FTW!!! RED RAIDERSSSSSSSS!!!!!

#11 is pretty cool. The rest are meh.

gotta agree, #11 is pretty cool
so is #6

Why?

I'm a young, overweight, single hottie that loves to post on theChive in hopes of getting attention from men. I won't post my picture because I'm ugly, but I pretend to be hot. I crave the attention on here because in real life the only people that pay attention to me is the ice cream man, indian employee at subway (doing the Jared diet.. I only eat 3 subs each time I go there), and every single fast food delivery guy in my town along with the surrounding towns within a 10 mile radius.

I try to pretend like I have people over so the delivery guys don't think the food is all for me even though it really is. I wish my dad didn't sexual abuse me as a child. I bet I would be normal and not have a drinking problem. Please, if you don't mind give me a hug and I kiss. I promise to shower beforehand (I'll even wash in-between my fat rolls. Bring some food if you don't mind. Thanks guys <3 <3 <3.

Kisses,
Paula

So this is what happens when Grandma picks up a coke habit?

#16…Crochet Rocket?

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