Chivettes of the Week: Lauren Gentile, Willow Hubbard, and Erin Willett (20 Photos)

In early 2008 my brother Leo and I maxed out our credit cards to create a photo blog for stuff we though would make people laugh. We called the site theCHIVE. The domain was available for $9.99 on GoDaddy. Good enough. After a few months, the gamble seemed to be paying off. We had a few thousand people visiting theCHIVE everyday! TheCHIVE didn't look a bit like it does today, but the vibe of the site was positive and people seemed to enjoy all 20 photos in the Daily Afternoon Randomness.

So one day I put out a call on theCHIVE to see if there were any girls on our site at all. A nice girl, whose name is lost on me now, responded and sent a photo of herself smiling. She closed the email, 'A Chivette'. The word hadn't even existed until that moment. And so the Chivettes were born.

If you had told us then that someday we'd be able to fly out your favorite Chivettes, I'd probably have laughed at the notion and dismissed it. But here we are.

Lauren Gentile, Willow Hubbard, and Erin Willett flew across the country to represent the first wave of Chivettes for our Chivette Calendar. And I really can't thank them enough for taking the chance. They knew they wouldn't be photoshopped and, in this digital age, photoshop is often a model's mental safety net.

Above all, these girls love a good laugh, just like all of us here on theCHIVE. It was awesome working and hanging out with all of them. So enjoy these photos. What you'll see today is a very small portion of the photos that were taken when we had a few free minutes between the actual calendar shots, which we're keeping guarded for the moment. Thanks for all your support and enjoy, Chivers.

Chive On!

John

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  • tyler

    Willow eating an In-N-Out Burger with Lauren in red heels reading Car and Driver while Erin draws a Mr. Bubble bath. Spec-tacular.
    #20

    • http://www.facebook.com/tristan.wagner2 riverjns1234567

      heaven

    • Anon

      rub a dub dub
      come suck on my chub

      • Anonymous

        Hi-larious

    • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

      Thank you for the narration Capt. Obvious.

    • bettingonthecubs

      And new wallpaper

    • NoShameInMyGame

      Damn you Chive. Because I really needed one more impossible fantasy to add to my long, sad list.

    • Chiver sense 09

      John …. A nice girl, whose name is lost on me now, responded and sent a photo of herself smiling. She closed the email, 'A Chivette' …. You need to find the original and make her the cover of the calendar.
      Props should go where props are deserved.

      oh and a re-post of your (first) humble beginnings would be great.

      • OwnerOfYou

        Agreed. We appreciate your 2 cents like posted above. #20 is definitely the most epic real word win I have ever witnessed happen online. Congrats to everyone over there at TheChive.

    • ilovethechive

      And Chive has broke the interwebs…Again

    • tcbb789789

      I believe in the horse racing that would be called a trifecta.

    • Airwalktdk

      This jumped 15 thumbs in the time it took me to read the text and hit the thumb up button.

    • k-9

      Looks like they are waiting for someone. I want to be that someone.

    • http://blog.eliotpearson.com Eliot

      This doesn't happen in real life… right?!?

    • https://www.facebook.com/tim.franklin9 Tim Franklin

      In-N-Out burgers… God i would kill for one of them in Ireland right now… goddam last summer ruining my appreciation for all other fast foods 😦

    • Spivias

      the in-n-out already gave me a boner
      the rest of the picture nearly made my dick explore
      *one orgasm = two cheeseburgers*

    • Jonathan

      TABARNAK!!!!

      (If you don't know what that means, it's swearing in french, in Quebec… And it's even greater than saying "Oh-Holy-Mary-Jesus-Christ-Fucking-God-Lord"…)

    • crowebar

      You could sell that bath water for $250 a bottle.

    • Always Last

      This is my current favorite post about LG:
      What Shall I Do With My Boyfriend? He Is Addicted To The Chivettes.?

      by silynnie on April 5, 2011

      My boyfriend and I have been dating for almost two years and living together for almost one year. Recently, our relationship became very difficult and I didn’t really know what caused that problem. Until last week, I found out he is totally addictive to thechive.com, and more precisely he has a weird addiction to the chivettes. He talked to them, commenting on the almost-nude pictures, following them on thechive.com. The funniest thing is he has keeping talking to one Chivette named Lauren Gentile on and off for 2 months. On her public blog, he shared his stories with her, giving her advice on where to wear and what pictures to post. With another chivette named Shay Maria, he was trying to “call her out” to talk on thechive.
      I was so disgusted when I see those. I couldn’t believe he would do that. He claimed he loves me as always and defended himself by saying this is not cheating because he never talked to them on the phone or have sex with them at all.
      I don’t know what to do with him and our relationship. He is a nice guy, and yes he never physically cheated on me. I am a graduate student studying and doing research in the university and I am very busy with my school and work. He doesn’t have a lot of hobbies and likes to playing games. I think the lack of a proper hobby might be the reason leading to this. I never ask any questions on yahoo but this time I have to ask for help, because this thing these days making me so crazy and I am feeling lost of the interest of my life. I lost something I’ve been live for and fighting for. What I am more concerned about is whether he would be cheating on me if we get married. Now I feel like so hard to accept him again. I could not even hug him and like to kiss him again when those chivettes faces appearing in my mind.
      Do you guys have any nice suggestion on our relationship? Also, is there anyone out there feeling thechive.com should be listed as 18A? Their contents and the comments on the chivettes just annoy me so much sometimes. More ridiculously they even name everyday in the week with a sex-related name. I feel ppl need to do something about it, but they don’t even have an email to contact the designer….

  • LANDO

    I take our Chivettes against any digital models any day #3, #9, #18

    • urdad

      Looking sick ? Its like they haven't eaten anything since Christmas.

      • DJwillflo

        Except for that In-N-Out burger in the bathtub.

        • reality.

          Patty prolly ate half of it and handed it to you for the shoot.

          • mark

            That's damn funny… poor starving bastard.

    • Boris

      meh, meh and Oh Yeah

    • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

      That you,Fat Lando? from the most bangerous band?

  • Andrew

    #18

    That is so sexy for so many different reasons

    • ROK247

      girls FYI: this is how we see you when you are out at the bar.

    • thesensibleone

      Slutzilla

      • youmustbeaderp.

        FUCKING PERFECT!!! srsly…. what else could you want???

    • Alex

      Yes.. Mostly because she is "drinking" my BOC (
      bourbon of choice) the OG Makers Mark…

      • kyle

        not my BOC, but a damned good stalwart you can find at most bars.

      • bigde

        best bourbon ever

  • RangerW

    #19 Lauren Gentile, please be my wife! *pant* *pant*

    • FedUp

      Dont pounce on every random chic you see ,get a life virgin !

    • BSmike

      I saw her first!

  • GroovMan

    Dear Chivettes, ❤

    • Surf and Snow

      Id love to see Whitney in the photo shoot.

      • Firefighter23

        I agree with you sir.

  • brinkley

    #8 Willow… has a very nice morning gap

    • JROC

      my morning wood approves

    • truth teller

      yea…nice gap and nice ass. that's about it in my opinion. thumbs down i know….just speaking the truth.

      • Apollo

        You're going to have to learn to differentiate between your opinion and "the truth" some day.

        • truth teller

          her face doesn't do it for me at all….it's lacking and its a big part in the whole picture.

          MY OPINION

          • northerner

            that's fine truth teller, it's YHO, but some of us just can't agree with you.

  • Sharky

    #7 Award-winning smile

    • b-ry

      are these ALL the pics or are more coming……??

    • Lylah

      Yeah, she's the ONLY one smiling. These girls are beautiful, but they look so uncomfortable!

    • BAMFinater

      Get that chick a puppy.
      Chicks love puppies.

    • Guest

      She looks worse than most porn stars.

  • SuperichsexyguyforEW

    whiskey and nice lips……… shes so fucking good looking. god dammit. fuck.
    #16
    #17

    • DCMOFO

      She has my vote.

      • chance

        I'm in love, now if i ownly had a real shot! Thier is absolutely no part of her body that isn't great.

        • Jack Mehoff

          Ya think like, mabe she know that you'll be jerking off to her picture tonight?
          Get a life man!!!!

    • TOM

      i know what you mean, man. seriously

    • thechosenone

      Attention Whore

      • derptasticfish

        you might have possibly could have at one time…. but that time has passed and you most likely will never have a chance. only the memories… and i must say it is better than a comment whore. (overweight, lonely (forever!),miserable little fucker) i bid you good day.

        • huh

          seems like someone needs a hug..?

          • Paula #420

            from erin willow. thats what im getting at… the guy who called her an attention whore is obbviously disgruntled about her for some reason…..not me. i just want a fucking hug

    • b-ry

      she. is. amazing.

  • Matt

    #20 awesome

    • THIS IS MADNESS!!!

      Why do pics disappear on the Chive sometimes?

  • Afghan Bizam!

    Holy mother of God is Lauren beautiful. And the fact she can talk Homeland Security Policy with ya puts her over the top. Words can’t do it justice, she is just mind bogglingly gorgeous.

  • zman

    #20 RUB A DUB DUB, THREE HOTTIES IN A TUB!!!!

  • Admiral Ackbar

    #17 How I picture all girls I talk to at a bar…. in their underwear . Thanks Greg Brady.

    • Admiral Ackbar

      #14 – Excellent choice by the way

    • Fredrick VonBone

      The things I would do to you…..
      I wanna bone the shit out of you like an old fashioned whore. Your yeast wallet would be so wet that your socks would go "sploosh" as you walked out of the room. Thats love baby.

      • horsedick.mpeg

        YEAST WALLET??? are you fucking kidding me? most disturbing vagina term ever. lol. yeast wallet. god damn man

        • Fredrick VonBone

          Your welcome Mr. horsedick. I'm glad you like…..please don't overuse it.
          When used properly, it makes ex-girlfriends extreeeeeeeeemly angry.

          Coined by a friend of mine mrankin (as far as i know) have never heard it anywhere else at all over the years.

    • Jason

      Just an absolutely stunning woman! Wow!

  • Maverick

    Not gunna lie, not one of these girls would ever need photoshop, just saying… The girls look amazing!

  • Michael

    Met John at a bar in venice a couple weeks ago. He was with a few people but I felt like i had to barge in to thank him for making by daily life a little better. Nicest guy I ever met. first thing he asked was, 'what do you like about the chive. and what would you change?'
    Talked to me for 15 minutes about my opinions. Thats the kind of person John is, he actually gives a shit, which isn't easy to find these days.

    oh, and #18

    • itsobvious

      Since you have such a crush on him did you also give him a Blowjob ?

    • Evan

      went to school with John. haven't spoke to him for a while but, in college, he was pretty much a legend. I remember hating him quite a bit. Then i actually met him and partied with the guy. eh, some people are legends for a reason

    • thechosenone

      Since u hv such a crush on him offer him a blowjob too next time. Loser.

      • Rubadubtub

        hahaha…

    • Michael

      yes, I sucked him off. He said I have a great throat

      • TheDarkKnight

        You do – be proud

        • totallysober

          lol. coming from batman himself. (clears throat) i mean (super fucking over acted voice of a broken speak and spell) *batman himself*

  • HectorGum

    I melt when I see that smile #19. Spectacular Lauren, such a pretty woman.

    • http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

      other then #20 this is the best picture. don't get me wrong willow and erin both hot but lauren, wow

    • Sid

      By far my favorite too. Just a stunning pic

      • This side

        That smile is so f awkard. Look at her giant teeth.

        • http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

          why do you hate lauren so much?

  • Captain Obvious

    #19 this one is actually quite nice

    • http://www.facebook.com/Volkof Omar Hernández Partes Grandes

      I believe it's best among the pack. So simple, yet so beautifull.

  • SamLjackson

    #7 a smile that could melt an iceberg. 😀

    • urdad

      NO

      • urdad'smom

        said the iceberg

    • Guest.

      She looks way older than a 23 girl.
      34 maybe~~! Look at the wrinkles around the corner of her mouth.

      • Adam_R

        I am looking at them. And they are beautiful.

  • http://www.facebook.com/tristan.wagner2 riverjns1234567

    all three women are beautiful, however #19 is my fave.
    However #20 is about as close to heaven as you can get

  • ------------

    #7, 'ol horse face

    • Captain Obvious

      Sarah Jessica Parker beware? lol

    • thechosenone

      U`ll have to face the wrath of the nerds here now.

    • Lauren Gentile

      That is a really bad picture of me, and I'm actually glad they posted a bad one of me, because that's the whole point, right? Real chicks? I don't have a horse face, have never been called that by anyone offline (which is really what matters, right), so to each his and her own!

      • Admiral Ackbar

        Trolls Lauren, trolls. Don't feed them.

        • thechosenone

          So anybody who states the OBVIOUS thing on chive gets branded as a Troll to hide the truth ? That is beyond pathetic.

          • 123

            "beyond pathetic"… I'm just thinking I'll stick with my definition of that term instead of the guy trolling for attention on someone else's blog online. That good with you, sport?

          • http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

            i like the picture. it real, no photoshop or anything. and a troll is pretty much anyone that comments against the normal flow of comments. primarily if the majority of comments are positive and they say something negative, but hey it's the internet you are entitled to your opinion. even if it was extremely rude

            • This side

              Take a look at her blog then you'll know why ppl hate her so much.
              Because she lies too much and photoshopped too much…

              • Lauren Gentile

                I don't photoshop anything (ehm…look above as well) so you sir troll, are incorrect. You've been trying to spread rumors all over the Chive and to be quite honest, it just makes you look like a complete, jealous tool. Get a life, get real, so much hostility is not good for a person.

                • This side

                  Oh yeah, you call others tool. You are biggest tool to me with all your puppies barking at your photoshopped pics on your blog. You just lead them on an on and never stop. You live a life full of lies and you know it. Every b log you just end up with a question to beg ppl interacting with you. It just look so pathetic. Don't you have a real friend? Or you are just as busy as a real celebrity don't have time for that? We will be waiting for your new unphotoshopped pics here, but sadly you don't take pic with chive anymore…because smart chive don't do lies like you. You want some more point out your lies? Here is one. If you don't do online school like you said. How do you shuttle everyday between where you live and the campus you are studying in? You must be a good racer able to do that every day. Before you lie all the lies to make a large following you, please get a map to think about the possibility. I don't spend time commenting on every post of you, because I have a real life. But honestly, seeing you imagine all the trolls are from me is really hilarious. Keep your imagination on, because when ppl find all the "rumor" is actually the truth i bet you will see more trolls. I don't spread rumor. You are the one creating tons of lies for yourself.

                  • Lauren Gentile

                    ….You seriously are an idiot. I am getting an online MPA degree. On the fucking internet. Through PSU. There is no commuting to classes, it's called turning on your computer, watching lectures, reading assignments, and completing papers.

                    And how do I know that you're the one commenting on every comment someone writes about me? because it's the same broken English in every single comment, and you discuss points that I've made to 'other trolls' in your comments back to me.

                    If you hate me so much (and good for you if you do, because that's really your problem, and not mine), don't view or comment on any posts that I'm in. It'll save you the time…since you have 'a life', like you said.

                    • glenpreuss

                      Go Lauren! Kick some ass!

                  • Homer

                    Dude, you have some serious issues. This goes beyond trolling.

          • Urban

            Even Lauren confirmed it was a bad pic. She still looks beautiful in the photo, just a bad angle.

            • http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

              yes she did, but i'm pretty sure it's still rude calling someone a hours face especially when she is beautiful

            • This side

              That's because she has a bad face.

        • This side

          Why don't just shut the fuck up?!
          Stupid blind ass head

          • http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

            ooOOoo name calling… that's the way to shut me up

      • Smokeshow Judge

        lauren you're a mega babe and you seem as cool as they get.
        i'd take you out for a nice steak dinner any day of the week!

        • lol

          so you saying she's too skinny?! 😀

        • This side

          She should eat a ton then becomes you mega babe.
          She looks like a skeleton. LMAO,

      • dbones

        Monsieur Cheese-nuts (since you are so brave as to not even post an anonymous handle):

        Take your hate elsewhere, where it's wanted. If you don't like, leave.

        Maybe the local chapter of MBLA needs some new blood.

      • no name necessary

        lauren you dont have a horse face

        but if you did then maybe I should stop picking up chicks at bars…
        and start picking up horses at barns

      • Gman

        There is nothing wrong with your face or the photo. You are naturally gorgeous and the camera loves you.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Benton-McGrath/587208531 Benton McGrath

      "Haters gonna hate, lovers gonna love, I don't even want, none of the above, I want to piss on you."

      • Lauren Gentile

        Yes I do… drip drip drip. 😉

        (Thanks for brightening the mood Benton!)

    • cool dude

      Ha, she is, hilarious

    • This side

      Agree. Can't agree more.

    • Joshua D. Loomis

      I avoid comments like this almost always. It's an obvious attempt to gain attention, albeit negative attention (but any PR is good PR as they say). So, OP, I won't make a tired mom/sister/<insert other tired comeback here> comment. I want you to post yourself/your girlfriend (whatever you sex may be). A now very public media can make similar comments to your own. I doubt you would ever have anything worth submitting, I don't "freak" over these type of posts, but shit talking for something that requires a lot of bravery to agree to (and doing it beautifully/gracefully) takes some BALLS. Where's yours, username "————-?"

      • truthteller

        It does not require any balls ,the girls are SLUTS so they dont mind posting such pics on the internet for losers like most of the chivers. If you post such pics of your gf here then you are nothing but her pimp. Get real.

    • glenpreuss

      This was one of my favorite pictures. She has the most amazing smile. I can bet that if any of you who are talking shit ,actuall saw her in person, you would be completely speachless. Great job Lauren! keep up the good work!

  • ----------

    #11, Avatar…..

    • BaJezzus

      I like how Willow's eyebrow says, "I will FUCK you Up if you break my heart!"

      I would accept such a challenge by the way.

    • neo

      Scary Skank

    • truth teller

      hahahahahahaha. 100% avatar…minus the blue skin

    • no name necessary

      Gorgeous!

    • Evelyn

      Girl needs to smile every once in a while…

  • SamLjackson

    #20 awesome tat n Erin's foot. ❤ it 😉

  • Brighton

    #20 oh to be a fly on the wall in that bathroom

    • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

      Or a bubble in the bath.

      • 4 is fun

        Or a naked dude

  • craigarlen

    Does willow ever smile? Why so serious willow?

    • craigarlenjr.

      Because she has an ugly smile so must give the serious face instead.

  • Pål

    #1 Still hot, even if she only has one leg

    • This side

      ampitulated!

  • --------

    #20, they are so wearing the towels in the water! Really?

    • DJwillflo

      Lol, no towels. Those are our security bubbles.

      • Dylan

        Totally stealing "security bubbles"! :p

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