I WANT ONE OF THESE FOR MY FRIDGE!

I used to think she was a cool chick. Then I found out she really wasn't that cool… she faked it by hanging out in fridges all day. One day the power went out all over town, and I discovered she was quite a warm person. That day began a new chapter in my life.

I would prefer the redhead model accessory.

To maintain freshness store in refrigerator.
Allowed out only for cooking and cleaning