Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

  • El_Capitano_Boz

    #9 Simply awesome, made my day!

    • Da_Boz

      I am inspired to create more ways to distract drivers around me, I am a guy, so shirtless isn't an option. This will do.

    • Yawn

      This is kind of poorly photoshopped.

    • epic

      for some reason i see this as NPH saying 'yo'

  • Jason

    #14 must've been one hell of a weekend.

    Buy the ticket, take the ride.

    • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

      "There are times, however, and this is one of them, when even being right feels wrong. What do you say, for instance, about a generation that has been taught that rain is poison and sex is death? If making love might be fatal and if a cool spring breeze on any summer afternoon can turn a crystal blue lake into a puddle of black poison right in front of your eyes, there is not much left except TV and relentless masturbation. It's a strange world. Some people get rich and others eat shit and die."
      —Gonzo Papers, Vol. 2: Generation of Swine: Tales of Shame and Degradation in the '80s, 1988

      • DrROBOTO

        I'm sure they had the fear about them.

    • k-9

      been there. done that.

    • biggles

      uhh, that's not John, that's sheen, sorry to bust it on ya's.

      • amrith777

        I dunno dude–I think it's John.Although Sheen would surely make more SENSE.
        Edit to say that I get that you meant Johhny DEPP.Not JOHN Cusak.Upon looking further into this thread–I'd have to say that you are correct.Headwear makes him kinda look like Depp–but I agree–looks like Sheen.

    • SmokeyTheBear

      Take the ticket! Take it! Take the ticket

  • hater.

    #20. They see me rollin'. They hatin'.

    • Guest

      Haters are most definitely gonna hate.

  • Josh Gorter

    #14 if you added Bill Fucking Murray the universe would exploded from awesomeness

    • Paula_

      No, this is not the kind of thing Bill Murray would consider (or make) awesome.
      Throw out those immatures and just put Bill Murray in the car, that would do the trick.

      – the dark side of The Chive

      • Tomas

        I absolutely agree, Paula!!! HST??? Puh-leeze. Why don't they stick Noam Chomsky in the back to make the group even MORE lame. xD

      • amrith777

        Hunter S. Thompson is immature?

        • Paula_

          Don't have clue as to who that is… 🙂

          – the one you love to hate

          • amrith777

            Me,either.Now back to the sexy Chive women!!

    • That Guy

      wishful thinking. you know johnny depp and the Murray have a tiff going on.

  • Amanda

    First? Way to go bob for getting the morning awesomeness out so early! 😀

  • Paula_

    OH fuck this, Daily Morning Awesomeness is too early, I wasn't dressed for it yet! Shitheads!

    – I put on my robe and wizard hat…

    • iloveQuatchi

      Nakey nakey, wake and Fuck You

      • downfall616

        i got to see it before i crashed so FUCK YOU!!!

    • Chiveinator

      Ah ,that's more like it

    • EZP

      I wonder how many ppl know the "I put on my robe and wizard hat" bit, the original internet troll 😀

    • Paula_

      As far as the robe and wizard hat go; you might want to check this out (hilarious cybersex chats, SFW!): http://funwithsex.org/
      ("What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again").

      – the one you love to hate

      • EZP

        sfw : open website history, find "funwithsex.org" … awkward silence …
        bloodninja is a beast

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Todd-A-Lehman/1148798906 Todd A Lehman

        That was worth the click. Though i didnt quite care for amishrakefight.com.

        • Paula_

          Don't feel bad; I sent 2209 people there before you.

          – feel better now?

      • parking nazi

        farkin hilarous

  • wwjd

    #6 #14 BOSS

  • Paula_

    #3 that creature in the black is disgusting…
    Just look at those thin legs, ieuwww….

    – preferring Chivettes. Disagree? http://j.mp/fTtVEr

    • Don't give a fuuuu

      Something is wrong with her right leg…

      • DistractedIndividual

        I think this was taken from Google maps…would explain the weird leg…could also just be shopped though.

  • Alec_Is_Epic

    #11 It needs to be…3 times bigger than that.

    • jp34

      he's absolutely right

      • eli

        How are the children suppose to learn if they can"t even fit inside the building!!?

    • nepster

      WHAT IS THIS?! A center for ants?

  • Jobiwan

    #13..I want one

    • Sharky

      I am writing my city council now to get one built here

    • Henrik

      I have a mini one like that. It really make times fly sometimes.

  • http://thechive.com/ bkfrijoles

    sweet dunk #22

  • tits_mcgee_

    #11 one of my favorite movies!

    • Blumpkin

      That's sad

      • Alec_Is_Epic

        Is it sad because he enjoys it? or sad because you don't?

  • https://www.facebook.com/SantanaJeremy Jeremy Santana

    #13 Don't hit that face first….

    • amrith777

      Or dick first. O__o

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #8 i shall kill them while they sleep

    • northerner

      why do people do that to their pets? retards. Never did that to my faithful Husky. Had way to much love and respect for him. Still miss him after 18 years.

  • HollarPeenYo

    #4 What is it??? And more importantly can I swim in it???

    • Bud_kk

      Yellow stone park I think, and yeah give swimming in it a try – it will only sting a little.

    • Pete

      The pool is called Morning Glory – seriously. So go swim in it if you want if you want to claim you've been down on Morning Glory.

      The red and yellow is bacteria caused by pennies and trash people used to through in (and probably still do). The blue is a natural bacteria, but it is slowly being invaded as the other stuff is still seeping in.

    • SkyVader

      It's the Fountain of Gay. Fountain of Youth should be close by.

    • Paula_

      You can perfectly swim in it…. once. Then you dissolve.

      – the one you love to hate

    • sha

      I am guessing you would probably be boiled to death. Or chemical burned to death.

    • Ranger Damnit

      God damnit , DO NOT go Swimming the BOILING hot, Bacteria Pools

    • ilovethechive

      Is that where skittles come from?

      • amrith777

        Good one.

    • mimi


  • Mulp

    Is today going to include the “Cracked Craptions of the week” ???? Jajaja we love those in Chubbis

  • Joe

    #11 That's bullshit! Mugatus a dick!

  • Lia

    #1 Lordy I hope they didn’t take that look on the highway. How is a person supposed to focus on the road when big pink bunny looking people are zipping around at at least 55 mph?

    • germanchiver

      it is ok in good old germany^^ you only need to drive 37 mph (60 kmh) on the autobahn 😉 crazy bavarians…

  • Mulp from Chubbis

    I agree with the Mulp I want see Cracked Craptions of week this week on the thechive chive on from Chubbis!

  • John

    #6 Only in the US of A.

  • meagain

    #6 kid cuisine is NOT for breakfast. unless youre a terrible mother, in which case the guns make sense too

    • Chiveinator

      terrible mother is the target demographic

      • FLHomesteader

        Kid Cuisine is intact… 9mm on the table, .45 on the table. what really concerns me is where the hell is the M1 Garand.

  • hueyrocks

    #12 – Mel Brooks nods in approval

  • JPC

    Really, #7? THAT deserved a repost? Really? Now you're just getting lazy.

  • 2857

    whilst observing my fanciful stroll, they are most displeased.


  • Chiveinator

    that is all

    • amrith777

      Very amazing.

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