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May 26, 2011 |
In: Awesome, Funny, Morning Awesomeness
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#9 Simply awesome, made my day!
I am inspired to create more ways to distract drivers around me, I am a guy, so shirtless isn't an option. This will do.
This is kind of poorly photoshopped.
for some reason i see this as NPH saying 'yo'
#14 must've been one hell of a weekend.
Buy the ticket, take the ride.
"There are times, however, and this is one of them, when even being right feels wrong. What do you say, for instance, about a generation that has been taught that rain is poison and sex is death? If making love might be fatal and if a cool spring breeze on any summer afternoon can turn a crystal blue lake into a puddle of black poison right in front of your eyes, there is not much left except TV and relentless masturbation. It's a strange world. Some people get rich and others eat shit and die."
—Gonzo Papers, Vol. 2: Generation of Swine: Tales of Shame and Degradation in the '80s, 1988
I'm sure they had the fear about them.
been there. done that.
uhh, that's not John, that's sheen, sorry to bust it on ya's.
I dunno dude–I think it's John.Although Sheen would surely make more SENSE.
Edit to say that I get that you meant Johhny DEPP.Not JOHN Cusak.Upon looking further into this thread–I'd have to say that you are correct.Headwear makes him kinda look like Depp–but I agree–looks like Sheen.
Take the ticket! Take it! Take the ticket
#20. They see me rollin'. They hatin'.
Haters are most definitely gonna hate.
#14 if you added Bill Fucking Murray the universe would exploded from awesomeness
No, this is not the kind of thing Bill Murray would consider (or make) awesome.
Throw out those immatures and just put Bill Murray in the car, that would do the trick.
- the dark side of The Chive
I absolutely agree, Paula!!! HST??? Puh-leeze. Why don't they stick Noam Chomsky in the back to make the group even MORE lame. xD
Hunter S. Thompson is immature?
Don't have clue as to who that is…
- the one you love to hate
Me,either.Now back to the sexy Chive women!!
wishful thinking. you know johnny depp and the Murray have a tiff going on.
First? Way to go bob for getting the morning awesomeness out so early!
OH fuck this, Daily Morning Awesomeness is too early, I wasn't dressed for it yet! Shitheads!
- I put on my robe and wizard hat…
Nakey nakey, wake and Fuck You
i got to see it before i crashed so FUCK YOU!!!
Ah ,that's more like it
I wonder how many ppl know the "I put on my robe and wizard hat" bit, the original internet troll
As far as the robe and wizard hat go; you might want to check this out (hilarious cybersex chats, SFW!): http://funwithsex.org/
("What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again").
sfw : open website history, find "funwithsex.org" … awkward silence …
bloodninja is a beast
That was worth the click. Though i didnt quite care for amishrakefight.com.
Don't feel bad; I sent 2209 people there before you.
- feel better now?
#6 #14 BOSS
#3 that creature in the black is disgusting…
Just look at those thin legs, ieuwww….
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Something is wrong with her right leg…
I think this was taken from Google maps…would explain the weird leg…could also just be shopped though.
#11 It needs to be…3 times bigger than that.
he's absolutely right
How are the children suppose to learn if they can"t even fit inside the building!!?
WHAT IS THIS?! A center for ants?
#13..I want one
I am writing my city council now to get one built here
I have a mini one like that. It really make times fly sometimes.
sweet dunk #22
#11 one of my favorite movies!
Is it sad because he enjoys it? or sad because you don't?
#13 Don't hit that face first….
Or dick first. O__o
#8 i shall kill them while they sleep
why do people do that to their pets? retards. Never did that to my faithful Husky. Had way to much love and respect for him. Still miss him after 18 years.
#4 What is it??? And more importantly can I swim in it???
Yellow stone park I think, and yeah give swimming in it a try – it will only sting a little.
The pool is called Morning Glory – seriously. So go swim in it if you want if you want to claim you've been down on Morning Glory.
The red and yellow is bacteria caused by pennies and trash people used to through in (and probably still do). The blue is a natural bacteria, but it is slowly being invaded as the other stuff is still seeping in.
It's the Fountain of Gay. Fountain of Youth should be close by.
You can perfectly swim in it…. once. Then you dissolve.
I am guessing you would probably be boiled to death. Or chemical burned to death.
God damnit , DO NOT go Swimming the BOILING hot, Bacteria Pools
Is that where skittles come from?
Is today going to include the “Cracked Craptions of the week” ???? Jajaja we love those in Chubbis
#11 That's bullshit! Mugatus a dick!
#1 Lordy I hope they didn’t take that look on the highway. How is a person supposed to focus on the road when big pink bunny looking people are zipping around at at least 55 mph?
it is ok in good old germany^^ you only need to drive 37 mph (60 kmh) on the autobahn crazy bavarians…
I agree with the Mulp I want see Cracked Craptions of week this week on the thechive chive on from Chubbis!
#6 Only in the US of A.
#6 kid cuisine is NOT for breakfast. unless youre a terrible mother, in which case the guns make sense too
terrible mother is the target demographic
Kid Cuisine is intact… 9mm on the table, .45 on the table. what really concerns me is where the hell is the M1 Garand.
#12 – Mel Brooks nods in approval
Really, #7? THAT deserved a repost? Really? Now you're just getting lazy.
whilst observing my fanciful stroll, they are most displeased.
that is all
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