Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

I am inspired to create more ways to distract drivers around me, I am a guy, so shirtless isn't an option. This will do.

This is kind of poorly photoshopped.

for some reason i see this as NPH saying 'yo'

"There are times, however, and this is one of them, when even being right feels wrong. What do you say, for instance, about a generation that has been taught that rain is poison and sex is death? If making love might be fatal and if a cool spring breeze on any summer afternoon can turn a crystal blue lake into a puddle of black poison right in front of your eyes, there is not much left except TV and relentless masturbation. It's a strange world. Some people get rich and others eat shit and die."
—Gonzo Papers, Vol. 2: Generation of Swine: Tales of Shame and Degradation in the '80s, 1988

been there. done that.

uhh, that's not John, that's sheen, sorry to bust it on ya's.

Take the ticket! Take it! Take the ticket

Haters are most definitely gonna hate.

No, this is not the kind of thing Bill Murray would consider (or make) awesome.
Throw out those immatures and just put Bill Murray in the car, that would do the trick.

Hugs,
Paula
- the dark side of The Chive

wishful thinking. you know johnny depp and the Murray have a tiff going on.

Nakey nakey, wake and Fuck You

Ah ,that's more like it

I wonder how many ppl know the "I put on my robe and wizard hat" bit, the original internet troll

As far as the robe and wizard hat go; you might want to check this out (hilarious cybersex chats, SFW!): http://funwithsex.org/
("What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again").

Hugs,
Paula
- the one you love to hate

Something is wrong with her right leg…

he's absolutely right

WHAT IS THIS?! A center for ants?

I am writing my city council now to get one built here

I have a mini one like that. It really make times fly sometimes.

That's sad

Or dick first. O__o

why do people do that to their pets? retards. Never did that to my faithful Husky. Had way to much love and respect for him. Still miss him after 18 years.

Yellow stone park I think, and yeah give swimming in it a try – it will only sting a little.

The pool is called Morning Glory – seriously. So go swim in it if you want if you want to claim you've been down on Morning Glory.

The red and yellow is bacteria caused by pennies and trash people used to through in (and probably still do). The blue is a natural bacteria, but it is slowly being invaded as the other stuff is still seeping in.

It's the Fountain of Gay. Fountain of Youth should be close by.

You can perfectly swim in it…. once. Then you dissolve.

Hugs,
Paula
- the one you love to hate

I am guessing you would probably be boiled to death. Or chemical burned to death.

God damnit , DO NOT go Swimming the BOILING hot, Bacteria Pools

Is that where skittles come from?

yellowstone

it is ok in good old germany^^ you only need to drive 37 mph (60 kmh) on the autobahn crazy bavarians…

terrible mother is the target demographic

Very amazing.