Daily Afternoon Randomness in HQ (38 Photos)

Lead photo via the great Big Pic

  • Brother Maynard

    #36 #37 #38 Boom goes the dynamite.

    • Forfunone

      Awesome! Love Tosh.O

    • ROK247

      when i close my eyes i see laurens butt. sorta like screenburn for my eyeballs.

    • Jon

      Wonderful quote……"and it's good!"

    • Average Chiver

      Not fat enough for my taste.

    • Paula_

      If you've got a crappy monitor and can't see it immidiately, tilt it back at #36 and note the text…

      – the one you love to hate

      • Bluto

        Thanks, Berry.

      • Filipe Cardoso

        Have to take credit for this one!! I submited this! It is AWESOME to see it posted!!

        Chive on!!

    • Sid

      Oh my how I love LG

    • Lauren Gentile

      You are always such a sweet guy. Seriously. Wish I could hug you in person. Thank you Maynard. πŸ™‚
      I figured some lingerie shots were in order for the week!

  • zman

    #11 perfect way to end the week, a sexy chivette with a photobomb

    • Blackjakoo

      I think the man in the tv says to put your hands up. He has a gun so i'd do what he says!

    • Clive H Rainforest

      LOL – totally missed the photobomb – I was looking at something else…

    • llano2

      There are actually two in that picture.

    • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

      tattoos and tanlines love it!

  • Bear Grylls

    DAR is late… better drink my own piss.

  • zman

    #35 Good lord, I have died and went to heaven!

    • Angry Kid

      They don't have this in heaven… welcome to earth, bro.

    • HectorGum

      Hump Heaven

  • Jon S.


    • Paula_

      Tell you what; YOU pay this months bandwidth bill and CHIVE will remove the ad. DEAL?
      Thought so.

      – the one you love to hate

      • Gocha

        And so, the Chive editor posing as a forum troll loses it and shows his cards.

        • Paula_

          Not really. Really.

          • Okay

            • Bluto


            • Paula_

              Let me help you out there (mind you: this is YOUR link): http://polldaddy.com/poll/5090390/

              – the one you love to hate

              • Okay


                • Paula_

                  Weird, your link didn't show so I got it out of the e-mail, but just now it did show, but disappeared after a refresh. Chive, stop fucking us!

                  – the confused one

    • Jon S.


      • TheBoris_

        stfu also

        • Frankie

          Hey "TheBoris" stop being a troll and and trying to be tough – you and I both know that you're likely an overweight virgin (AKA- regular Chive user). Away with you!

          • Average Chiver

            I'll take that as a compliment!

            • TheBoris_

              a single tear slid down my face

              • JPlove

                Shut it fatass.

      • Vagina Jones




        • the Truth


          • Vagina Jones

            LOUD NOISES!!!

    • Paula_

      Also, don't you like your Chivettes smooth? Right then, shut the fuck up.

      – the one you love to hate

  • Robi5150

    Good God Almighty!

    • : )

      Surely, this temptation would be a product of the devil πŸ˜‰

  • TheBoris_

    Fuck everyone, im the coolest ever

    • Whatevs

      The only way this could have been a better troll is if you also misspelled "fuck." Make a note.

      • TheBoris_


    • KeyserSoze

      you dropped this, here you go…

      ——> ' <——

  • FlyingSpagMonst

    Jeff Dahmer the Early years.

    • Lauren Gentile

      My thoughts exactly! Good one. πŸ™‚

      • FlyingSpagMonst

        Holy Crap I got a reply from Lauren!!!

        • Anon

          Yeah… she's a bit of a comment slut

          • Whatevs

            Uncalled for.

            • Whatevs

              Uncalled for, but true.

          • Bluto

            As are you by that logic?

            • Anon

              if you can't tell the difference between "slut" and "not a virgin", you must be a real hit with the ladies.

              • Bluto

                My reply was based on the fact that you, Anon, spend as much time as LG or anyone else in these comments… thereby becoming a "comment slut" by your own logic. Try to keep up.

                • The Real D.Nozzle.

                  in that case he didn't say he wasn't, he just said she was. try to keep up.

          • Lauren Gentile

            I'm kind of a Chiver. Just because I'm a Chivette does not mean that I don't actually visit and enjoy engaging in the community, btw.

            • http://www.thechive.com Ace Rimmer

              You're a welcome change from all the 17 year olds who only speak in 4chan memes.

            • Paula_

              Also most Chivers will be only too happy with your replies; for most that's about as close as they can get to a hot Chivette or any girl for that matter.
              But of course they have to act tough in their replies to hide their insecurities.

              – I still want the red dress/balloon pic as a 1920×1200 walpaper ❀

    • Anon

      Daddy! Mom's naked in the fridge again…

    • Trez

      This this one definitely falls into the "WTF" category. A small child dressed as Winnie the Pooh makes cakes whilst a naked woman lounges in the fridge?

      • Sugar

        That's France for you.

        • DaddyD

          Actually, Japan. Models have been made-up to look western.

        • Jim

          For some odd reason the movie "The Shining" came to mind and I don't know why?

    • Johnny Two Toes

      Fresh meat in the fridge.

    • http://www.thechive.com Ace Rimmer

      I thought she would say:
      "Yes the light goes off when you shut it. Now give me some clothes and let me the f*ck out of here."

  • Sigh

    #1 is AWESOME and totally reminds me of that magic feeling of graduating college. I say this as I sit in my cubicle 6 years later.

    • http://www.thechive.com Ace Rimmer

      It would probably be more appropriate if sharks were in the water.
      -sent from my cubicle

    • KGB

      Picture #1 in this set is High School Graduation in Skaneateles, NY. Large boat in the background is the Judge Ben Wiles, part of Mid-Lake Navigation's fleet of dinner cruise boats on Skaneateles Lake. It has been a long-held tradition that graduation is held in the village park, and graduating seniors that want to jump in the lake do so after the ceremony.Skaneateles Lake is one of the cleanest in the world, water supply for Syracuse, NY. Thought you'd like to know.

      Chive On!

      • strods

        Sitting at work here and noticed this under randoms, im the one doing the flip. Skaneateles Graduation 2007

  • Brother Maynard

    #11 Sexy Chiver or photo bomb?

    • http://www.facebook.com/Joseph.Stephens83 Joseph Stephens

      It doesn't matter. MOAR!!!!!!!!

    • llano2

      There are two in that picture

  • Drea619

    I've never been first


    • bettingonthecubs

      keep trying

      • DistractedIndividual

        Actually…..Please don't.

    • Vagina Jones

      Well at least your not breaking any traditions.

    • Paula_

      Your girlfriend says you've never been anything BUT!

      – yes yes, I'm on repeat mode today

  • Jon S.


    • TheBoris_


    • Paula_

      Tell you what; YOU pay this months bandwidth bill and CHIVE will remove the ad. DEAL?
      Thought so.

      – Yes I'm repeating myself, know it!

      • Whatevs

        No one said don't do ads. In fact, I think everyone understands that's how bills here are paid. This ad did blow quite a bit though.

    • Dan

      i was reading an interview with John last month. the chive is such a heavy site that it costs about $25,000 a month just to serve the site, which they do, and they let us use the site for free.

      you pissed about an ad after the chive gives you chivettes, a great dar, and frankly, an amazing week?

      not much i can do for you man

    • lando

      "who here just saw some titties? Everybody just calm the fuck down."

      – Garden State

    • stanley

      i wasn't pissed. i'm happy the chive is doing well. know why? b/c they are not some huge corporation that doesn't give a fuck about their users. They're the ones who made it out and deserve the all the success coming their way.

      – a capitalist

    • Mark


  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    Helloooo darlings! It's time for… PMS. PMS? Paulas Monthly Suggestion.
    This months site is:

    >>> http://j.mp/koJeC8 <<<

    Paulas review: Very entertaining short conversations (with clever titles) as seen from the other side of the counter, proving most customers are complete idiots/americans. You will be hooked!
    If you don't get it at first, be sure to click 'popular' in the top menu.
    Paulas rating: ***** (5/5)

    In case you're wondering why there was a Paula MONTHLY Suggestion last week and the week before that; fuck you, I'm still catching up from january on.

    Please enter your comments and rating (max 5 *) below.

    • Vagina Jones

      It's actually not time for that.

    • bettingonthecubs

      I'll give it 3.5 stars. Take it or leave it

    • KeyserSoze


      • Paula_

        Actually "This comment has been deleted by the user." is the most intelligent we've ever heard of him.

        – the dark side of The Chive

        • metroman87

          After taking painstakingly careful consideration, I have decided that I needed to create an account so that I was able to communicate with you. At first I thought I hated you, but alas it was not hate I felt burning within. It was love Paula, true and unconditional. So you see, it was of the utmost importance that I profess this to you. I will be in touch.

          – Your loyal servant

          • Paula_

            Well I do need another servant to wipe my ass (can't obviously reach there myself). I sincerely hope you don't die as soon as your predecessor (damned buritos).

            – finally getting her ass wiped again, first time this year!

    • Woozles

      A few of them are 4 stars, the rest are 2 stars and sound suspiciously like they were made up. Better luck next time.

    • TheBoris_

      This is a better version of what you were going for http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Texts-From-Best

    • odd_places

      What are you ever talking about?! Why are you even here?!

    • McKurgan

      I was the 100% thumbs down…. Man that feels good πŸ˜€

  • Ray

    #30 very pretty

    • Darryl

      mmm…no…slightly better dressed hipster chick, though.

    • FilipinoPet

      OMG! I know #30

      Hello there, Helga Weber πŸ˜€

    • http://www.facebook.com/jjgwynn Jesse James Gwynn

      I may be mistaken, but those appear to be BCG's (Birth Control Glasses) issued during basic training for the military.

  • Ray

    #32 Sexy blonde. who is she??

    • Brother Maynard

      Amber Heard.

      • Ray

        i've never "heard" of her B) jk

        • SWonder

          You've probably never "seen" her either, have you, Ray? 8)

          • DistractedIndividual

            Nicely played Mr. Wonder

            • iloveQuatchi

              shes also a lesbian

    • EvilDungBeetle

      Looks like a shot from "Drive Angry" to me, which isn't a bad movie if you don't have high expectations.

      • n1ghtstalker

        Naked a lot of the time in "The Informers".
        Unfortunately one of the only good things about that move so I would just find the specific scenes!

    • Earl

      Amber Heard, From the movie Drive Angry btw…

  • http://thechive.com ontherun1989

    It was a good week at theChive if I do say so myself.

    • Chiveinator

      "today is a goo day to chive"

    • Paula_

      The Chive doesn't have 'off weeks'. They keep getting better and better.

      – the one you love to hate

  • Nick702

    #24 "DAR" she blows mate

    • han soronery

      yes. Yes she does.

  • FlyingSpagMonst

    Zombie Preparedness. You're doing it wrong.

    • KyleRetrato

      Aliens from 'Signs' preparedness. You're doing it right.

    • Paula_

      Not if they're playful zombies.

      – the one zombies are affraid of

    • Holmespump

      I thought it was Big Daddy and Hit Girl's house.

    • engineer

      I like the implication of the 5s system from the house of LEAN

    • Grimers

      Still I don't see a secret shot. Every nerf arsenal needs a gun with a secret dart in the handle.

  • http://twitter.com/MrChAndy @MrChAndy

    #36 New wallpaper!

  • Mike

    #15 i like cus boobies

  • Sharky

    #32 Love me some Amber Heard

  • Classic

    On this day, not an expletive was uttered.


    • Darryl

      Chuck Norris farts C4.

    • Skaade

      And not a single fuck was given (Danish actor btw – flom the torch and the lemon)

      • schnit123

        If it's the movie I'm thinking it is, then they translated the title in America as Flame and Citron.

    • BlackK

      He's a great actor, but it's a good flick, I can highly recommend it. It's about the danish resistance in WW2.

      • Nice

        This looks awesome. Thanks for the rec!

        • : (

          They don't have this film in English… do they? 😦

          • GnD

            subtitles and streaming on Netflix. Worth watching, smoke cigarettes and drink beer with it.

  • PedoBear

    #5 Mmmmm look at that. Someone shut that refrigerator, this is gonna be a while….

    • Vagina Jones

      I honestly do have the weirdest boner right now. Too much information? Maybe. The truth? Absolutely. Strangely hot picture.

    • ThatGuy

      Am I the only one who suspects that girl is under 18 by a few years? If so this is wholly unacceptable for publication.

  • jimbee

    #11 a tan line gallery please and is #17 a super rare baby great white?

    • http://spachethespatula.blogspot.com/ Rachael

      I believe that it is a salmon shark. They are constantly mistaken as juvenile great whites.

      • Jon

        Awesome factoid of the day.

      • Tofu_Ninja

        Rachael wins.

        …Am I a freak that I find a girl with knowledge of sharks to be super sexy?

    • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

      yes,tan line gallery #11

  • orangewhip

    #19 where was this when i was 10…?

    #36 the smile is something special…

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