Soooo…. you got wasted (21 Photos)

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  • Brett

    First? Elaborate traps are elaborate.

  • i suck

    possibly first..

    • Paula_

      Possibly Douche. Quite possibly. In fact, I'm sure of it.
      You failed. Please remove yourself from the gene pool.

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the one you love to hate

      • Mizzat

        y u rite tho paula?

  • http://thechive.com/ Turduckenn

    #18 nothin better than friends

    • EMKramer

      Why the hell do they have so many ottomans?

      • Chiveinator

        their trying to restore the ottoman empire of course

        • James

          +100 internets for you!

  • V.A.

    #4;
    The thing with boobs is even that derp face doesn't make them any less motorboatable.
    And hammocks are totally under-rated post-brownie napping apparatus. Floors are not. #16.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Tyler-Hobbs/1005122658 Tyler Hobbs

      WTF are you trying to say?

  • JDubs

    You take her home because you think she looks like Jenna Jameson, unfortunately you wake up to #4, with her busted ass fake eye lashes falling off

    • chris

      who cares, look at those massive titties!!!!!!!

    • Rich

      Unleash the furry Mitch!

    • schango

      Jenna Jameson before or after she butchered her face?

    • nerd

      go him with Jenna Jameson, wake up to Drew Barrymore

  • damien

    #4 tits

    • .......

      Fuck it……… I would

    • Double Bag It

      I'd titty fuck her til her fake eyelashes fell off.

  • Nanook

    #8 Planking FAIL

  • Badfish

    Whats the story behind this one? #11

    • superhumano

      Don't know but I would also love to know it 😛

    • fame777

      Looks like Snookie …

      • Dagoth Wit

        I thought it was a tranny bringing home a conquest

    • Spencer

      It all started two days ago, when Tray, and his girlfriend, Chrystal, decided to head to the big city. On their way to Jacksonville, they…

      • Jessica Condrey

        a true love story right there

  • Seannerz

    #19 And here we have a woman of the species, fast asleep in the comfort of her most familiar surroundings. If we're quiet enough, she may wake and prepare a sandwich. Let's observe.

    • http://www.facebook.com/NelsonCosta1983 Nelson Costa

      i just read that in the voice of David Attenborough. awesome

    • EdWood

      Awesome but……………….
      You misspelled sammich.

    • Sko

      Best post of the week

    • Tawnie

      where did this come from!? i'm 99% positive that this could be me…epic fail.

    • notsendingpics

      sandwich comments about women are so annoying!

  • Troll

    Ladies and gentlemen, let us have a round of applause for the ONLY people that have ever gotten wasted in the history of alcohol, funny how the only way to party is with it. I'll be over there in the aisle of the sober loners.

    • Chiveinator

      Couldn't agree more
      about having a round that is
      #7

    • Six years sober

      I agree, these pictures are not funny to any of the people in them, for they are destined for one of three things: prisons, institutions or coffins unless they get some help: http://www.aa.org/

      Scariest thing is in this one post, I've agreed with a troll and thumbed up Paula.

      • Sko

        Just because you fucked up your life with addictions doesn't mean all these people will as well. Almost everyone has been young, dumb, and drunk at some point in their life. To most, it's hilarious to look back at ourselves and think, "Man was I stupid, but that sure was fun." To most, we get drunk once in a while, have fun, and it doesn't fuck up our lives.

        I'm sorry partying and drinking fucked up your life, but not everyone is "destined for prison, institutions, and coffins" because they like to drink. Quit being such a debbie-downer.

        • shzn

          Agreed. I might have partied my ass off in HS(and had nights like #20) but I'm a moderately successful adult now.
          Never been institutionalized or in prison (obviously not dead either..)

          • Jen

            if i could take it all back now i wouldnt, i wouldve did more shit that people said that i shouldnt.

  • Iran_Cyber_Army

    #19 I see that you're still in the Kitchen.

  • Iran_Cyber_Army

    #5 Everybody hit the floor!

    • Corey

      Through a motherfuckin' fish-eye lenz!

  • 888

    I am giving you one more chance. SUNDOG.

  • http://www.facebook.com/mr18de Alex Boyle

    #11 snooki?

    • thatwasfun

      lmao I thought the same thing…she's got her next victim

  • http://www.thechive.com Ace Rimmer

    #11
    Shh, quiet! There's a New Jersey female (Snookius spray-tannicus) taking a mate.
    Nature is a cruel and twisted wonder.

    #20
    Photobomb! Kind of…

    • EdWood

      Funny.
      That's what happened to me.

      HHAAAALLLLLPPPPPP!

    • Chiveinator

      stoke me a clipper i'll be back before chrismas

      Das is Ace Rimmer we are lucky to be alive!

  • Michael Dufour

    #4
    Have a good time, she won't remember anything tomorrow 🙂

  • Ben2828

    #6 toilet seems rather clean? strange….

  • Hellequin_Bull

    #1, Drunk off Crush?! What a lightweight!

    • B-Money AnyZesty

      Seeing this photo is making me want to go out to get some Crush. Right now.

  • http://galletto.tumblr.com/ Galletto3

    No offense but i feel like these are below average when it comes to drinking goofs….but im just a college kid what do i know… :p

    • Chiveinator

      agreed
      #28 enough of the furniture stacking already
      that was funny for about 2.5 minutes

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #20 why yes, i did spike their drink with ipecac. thanks for noticing!

    • Poontangler

      Excesses: alcohol….tacos….alcohol

  • Dan

    I've been in a few of these situations when I was in my 20's. Luckily, I don't do that stuff anymore. I'd probably be dead if I did.

    • PTG

      Dan in real life.

  • Corey

    #21 lol the dude from school of rock

    • D.J.

      Looks like Tony Hawk haha

    • DudeSweet

      I knew I recognised him! Doesn't look too hammered though..

    • absolutcarcrazy

      I just thought he has a bad case of pink-eye.

  • Pufffdragon

    #4 Hell Hath No Fury is back with extra Derp!

    • EdWood

      Good one.
      Nice to see her back.

      • http://www.facebook.com/beau87 Beau Young

        She doesn't get that drunk, and she doesn't wear fake eyelashes. Trust me 😛

        • beau die

          go die.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/HellHath-NoFury/100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

      When did I grow boobs and herpes?

  • SuperiorTo8

    And not one person with a penis drawn on their face… Shame on you people!

    • Chiveinator

      that would be #4 in about 5 minutes

      • PTG

        But it'll be an actual penis….

  • Ski81

    #1 he's crushed!!

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