20 things a Bad Teacher would advise doing this summer

Summer is here and that means two things: Bird doggin chicks and summer blockbusters. So take that lucky lady/blow-up doll, to Bad Teacher, starring Cameron Diaz, Jason Segal, and Justin Timberlake hitting theaters June 24th.

Check out the uncensored trailer here:

  • equalizermax

    Did Cameron Diaz had a face lift? Her lips looks like the joker…

  • dINO



    • http://www.facebook.com/Luispedrosato Luis Pedro Gonçalves

      to much of a commercial movie

    • nnn

      Yea it looks like they're trying too hard

  • HEAT

    I'll let it slide this time time, chive. But these veiled advertisements better not become the norm

    • http://www.facebook.com/Luispedrosato Luis Pedro Gonçalves

      what advertising ?

    • JPC

      Did you forgot the "Your mom wouldn't like this video game" posts? Or the "Watch Snooki get blown up, courtesy of this video game," or all the other movie ads disguised as posts?

      Sadly, it already is the norm.

  • cashmoneybrian

    No DAR yesterday and now another add…i might have to pay attention at work today

  • http://www.revoporn.com melon

    what's all the hate people,some of these are nice.

  • NothingToSeeHere

    I love it when the fuck is done to me

  • http://www.facebook.com/jjlinehan John J Linehan

    IF you are gonna pretend a post is an ad (which I am not opposed to… you deserve to be compensated for yoyur work) just don't make it a friggin Cameron Diaz movie…

  • JoLo

    Sell Outs

  • Hellequin_Bull

    #14, I love this meme!

  • Spacemanspiff

    #15 rides the short bus #16

    • spacemanspiff

      and I meant the "drowned"

  • http://www.facebook.com/shanewire Shane Houlihan

    Shit like this makes me wanna see movies less, not more.

  • Boosh

    Selling out, you're doing it right.

  • Kaars

    Everyone involved with this movie will likely regret it… until they check their Checking Account Balances.

  • ImpressMe

    Bitch bitch bitch….. yes its a paid ad….guess what folks….operating this site isn't free…and heres a shocker….the guys might actually might want to make some $$$ doing it…..90% of whats posted here is funnier than hell….. so get over yourselves…..geezus.

  • Hayes

    I second the point about Break. I also stopped reading CollegeHumor after it got branded. It's not the ads themselves that bother me, but the requisite move to the mainstream that follows. Find another way to monetize, Chive.

  • Dicgozinia

    Raise your hand if you are pretty sure that movie is going to suck? She is the worst actress ever. Hot yes, acting no. Please stop bitching about the chive guys and ads. Granted, there should be some pride in what they sell by you gotta make a buck. I am sure they felt like shit knowing they were selling there soul to Cameron Diaz.

  • EDd

    Steven Segal's cousin?

    "Summer is here and that means two things: Bird doggin chicks and summer blockbusters. So take that lucky lady/blow-up doll, to Bad Teacher, starring Cameron Diaz, Jason S e g a l , and Justin Timberlake hitting theaters June 24th. "

  • sureman123

    ads like this just suck.. if this keeps up the chive will suck.

    and Cameron is one of the fugly dog!! — kill it with fire!!

  • Todd

    Soooo you guys are doing advertising posts this blatantly now? Between this and the overflow of not naked women and less actual funny I question why I even come here anymore.

  • Vagina Jones

    Damn you 'Caotalist' for making me sounds unoriginal and repetitive. Damn you.

  • J-Wes

    i mean they could have picked an actress that wasnt as old and looked worn out as diaz

  • Meagan Ann Laninga

    #1 YAY! Surprise Buttsex!! win….

    • FTL


  • Nicholas

    Sorry but Cameron Diaz's face looks like it's made out of wax now. Chive – love the site, but I'll skip this movie.

  • Red

    It kind of weirds me out that #12 uses Latex markup. I can't imagine why you wouldn't write it out normally.

    I realize I'm the only person that would notice that, but I'm a math grad student.

  • -_-

    Couldn't finish the trailer. What's up with terrible comedies being made?

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