20 things a Bad Teacher would advise doing this summer

Summer is here and that means two things: Bird doggin chicks and summer blockbusters. So take that lucky lady/blow-up doll, to Bad Teacher, starring Cameron Diaz, Jason Segal, and Justin Timberlake hitting theaters June 24th.

: Steal a tank…and wreck it.

: Brag about your bankroll

: Use your car as a pool toy

: Give booze to minors

: Smoke dope with the Arnold

: Have an affair and make a love child with Arnold

: Spray tan with feces

: Bring your little brothers to work at the strip club

: Do half-ass work at summer job

: Get a fake ID

: Cheat in summer school

: Street “art” project

: Spin kick the principal

: Teach kids how to swim and drown adults

: Steal a shortbus

: Work as an action figure character on Hollywood Blvd for tips

: Get a tattoo of your favorite fast food joint…on your stomach

: Get a sweet tramp stamp -Bullzeye!

: Boot a cop car

Check out the uncensored trailer here:

its_forge

I fucking hate blatant marketing.
Jesus

Did I just read a whole fucking ad filled with old fucking pictures? Fuck you Chive. I'm done. Peace.
fantarama.com

the movie looks shitty, the post was week and boring, and the movie promotion is cheap and desperate.
just sayin.
fantarama

I mean the post was weak, pretty weak indeed
Kool Aid

OOOOhhhhh Noooooooooo

Rough weak for the chizive…….

Time to search for my new time sink?

Kool Aid

I meant rough week.

http://twitter.com/dalton_matt @dalton_matt

Words cannot describe how much I can't stand Cameron Diaz. Just…no.
Matt

#7 Seriously, WTF Arnold? What were you thinking?
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