A low down dirty good time (27 Photos)

  • Matt

    Fifth! No wait, i meant First, awe bloody hell!

    • Paula_

      Congratulations, you ARE first!
      Now please celebrate by running an obstacle course carrying lots of scissors.

      – the one you love to hate

      • Jesse Waters

        I ❤ Paula.

  • michaeledmondsjr

    #25 I'm not even mad- that's incredible!

    • Tyger

      I wish there was a GIF

      • Paula_

        Place hands on left and right side of monitor, titl screen rapidly, works. Ignore your worried coworkers.

        – the one you love to hate

    • http://bella-d.tumblr.com Bella

      They shopped her tits

      • Ripple

        timing is everything

  • http://thechive.com/ bkfrijoles

    #5 irony

    • 6655321

      Check the definition of irony.

  • Surf and Snow

    #5 made me cry a bit from laughing so hard. #23 Poolception version 2.0

    • Surf and Snow

      meant #26 poolception 2.0

  • frank

    #10 #18

  • ThatGuy

    #10 #18


    • Surf and Snow

      Did you just repost a post about a repost. Were all pretty much fucked now.

      • JPC

        And this picture was in a post last week. So it's a repost of a post about a repost of a repost.

        • :-(

          repost post repost post repost post repost post………..postrepostrepostrepostrepost…what?

  • Sam

    #25 YES!!!!

  • Codey

    #10 and #18 a picture so dirty it was posted twice

  • The Bandit

    #4 ….wait…I just have to get my car dirty quick….
    #12 Sweeeeet!
    #25 ….to bad it's not a "Things That Bounce" Gif…

    • Tyger

      I was just about to make this exact post. O.o

  • Juan

    #11 You and me both…

    • Firefighter23

      tasty tasty sluts.
      This has been my background for at least 6 months

  • James

    Longest Monday ever. welcome back chive x

    • JPC

      Well you know, looking at other websites for pictures you can post on your website is a hard job. They needed a day of rest to be able to continue doing such a grueling task.

      • dizzard

        Quit complaining and do something about it, like submitting your own

        • James

          no. i have my own job thanks. i wasn't complaining. i was happy they were back was all.

          • JPC

            He was talking to me. But I wasn't complaining either, just making a joke. Apparently dizzard is a very defensive lady.

  • neutraldespot

    Whatever low-down dirty good time #12 is having, I'd like to join in.

  • http://www.facebook.com/alluneedislove.1 Anthony Lopez

    :O sauce on #4
    and #12 aint to bad as well

    • clecta

      Sauce also on #12!

      • Mr. Scribbles

        #4 is from the porno series, We Live Together produced by Reality Kings. GOGOGOGOOGOGOGOGOGOGGOGOOGO

  • dizzard

    #10 and #18
    Either Bob is drunk or he just doesn't care anymore

    • Paula_

      Is it ignorance or apathy? He doesn't know and he doesn't care.

      – the dark side of The Chive

  • TheTerrorizer


    There's a dirty comment in there somewhere but I can't quite put my finger in it

  • tommybhoy

    #15 Bill and Ted FTW!!!!!

    • tralfaz

      My son watched this movie last year for the first time when he was 9 and walked around asking everyone said question, with said answer. Father – "Don't keep asking every one that you don't know what it means." Son – " Why what does it mean." Father – "Well son when a man and women love each other very very much, oh never mind JUST PICK ANOTHER NUMBER!"

  • Paula_

    #8 planking done WAY right!
    (I'd plank that!)

    – the dark side of The Chive

  • JPC

    Of course – Paula is the only person here (besides theChive staff) who actually likes planking pictures.

    To theChive – planking is gay. And I'm someone who never uses "gay" to mean stupid, lame, etc. But planking, and you guys continuing to post pictures of it, is so fucking gay that I just have to break that rule.

    Hmm, maybe I can actually follow that rule, and use gay to refer to the fact that you like posting pictures of long, stiff things.

    • Paula_

      Part of your comment contains something hilarious, even more so because you don't realize what part.
      Anyway planking is a fun trend to follow for a photo blog so shut up.

      – the one that will never go away

      • JPC

        And I'll just say…..I rest my case.

    • Aregularchiver

      Too fat to plank eh JPC? Would you just break in half if you tried? poor lamb.

      • JPC

        Ah yes, anyone who doesn't like an idiotic meme like planking must be fat. Just like how everyone who doesn't like those "fit girls" with bulging biceps and veins popping out either must be gay or like whales.

        Typical argument of a d-bag. Sadly, that's apparently become theChive's target audience.

    • Surf and Snow

      We all know Paula is one of the guys at the chive anyway.

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #4 i like where this is going! hey chive, how about a sexy car-wash gallery?

  • Chiveinator

    #10 #18
    it was on last week aswell
    Pedobear has infiltrated the chive!!!

  • Mr. Scribbles

    I know this is sad that I know this, but #4 is a scene from a porno series named 'We Live Together' produced by Reality Kings.

    • Kara

      a lot of people know it but no one would want to mention it. its ok dude i respect you for saying it first

      • Paula_

        DON'T SAY FIRST!

        – allergic to the first

    • FishTaco

      sammy is great!

    • Krystal Wulf

      Thank you!

  • MigraineBoy

    #20 That's no Pot 'o Gold….

    • Dan

      It's at the other end, silly

  • BulletproofMonk


    The legend is true! now how do we get there?

    • JeanClaudeVanHam

      Practice, practice, practice.

  • wuzzman16

    im pretty sure #5 is in Detroit, I know all taco bells look the same but i recognize that landscaping and we always have border patrol trucks like that driving around.

    • panama99

      I thought the Border Patrol was on a stakeout looking for illegals!!!!!

      Get'em guys.

    • ranD

      explain border patrol in detroit. i would have thought texas, arizona, or new mexico.

      • 2Legit


        • YupYupYup

          as if Canucks would sneak south!!

          • 2Quit

            Can't trust those dirty bastards up north.

  • SuperiorTo8

    #17 She found the Ron Jeremy monument… Man, is she going to be sore tomorrow

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