Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

About 9 months ago I wished a Chiver happy birthday on theCHIVE. After which, I received hundreds of Happy Birthday requests in only a couple hours. Since then, the emails continue to roll in and I feel bad ignoring them quite honestly.

So I’m going to try start a “Happy Birthday, Chivers” post once a week. But we have to lay some loose ground rules for this bad boy. The photos must be Chiveworthy. As usual, hot chicks are a great place to start but creativity will always be rewarded. Think these things through, it’s your friend’s birthday after all. Shouldn’t it be special/sexy/funny as hell?

Try to make signs or include text with the photos. In other words, don’t just email me a photo with a separate email explaining whose birthday it is and why they’re awesome. We’re not a huge corporate machine over here. I don’t have an assistant to add captions to every photo and Mac the Intern is illiterate. As always, use our handy-dandy submit page and just have fun with it.

Chive On,


  • Random

    #5 #29 – sexy & fit

    • duderino

      and how about helping and preserve the homeless?

    • sspunkyy

      Athletic girls rock!

  • ck12

    I salute you #45… Happy Birthday

    • Steve Lee

      about the right age to make a few mistakes

    • iambigd42

      #45 Can't wait for your 21st Birthday!

      • Paula_


        – already over 21

        • big meech

          the first paula used to be funny on occasion. you're just fucking annoying

          • Roshambo

            i agree 100%
            im over him. its like walking outside naked. ppl will look at first, but…
            he's the reason i stop looking at comments unless i need subject matter on a certain pic, gif, vid

          • Paula_


            – Y?

      • urdad

        Anorexic attention whore.

        • : )

          GTFO. Thank you.

    • Tim

      Not quite naked but getting there. Well done.

    • Honestly

      Personally I like woman with boobs, a waist, and an ass. But thats just me.

      • chad

        honesty you probably dont get to be that picky so just shut up

    • Hello :)

      I know it's your birthday and not mine, but I would really love to open that present with a bow on it. I hope it's something edible.

      • Guthrie

        May 31st FTW, happy birthday to my fellow Birthday Chivers (and Gemini's)

    • Delivered

      I think I know this girl. Amanda Moreira-Cali

      That phone has a green and yellow sticker on it, and she's a brazil nut. Looks like the right type of phone too. Check the mouth, nose, and lines between them. The pic I linked is a bit older, and she's had hair that long before. Body type looks right too.

      • chris

        holy shit bro!!!!
        i think you just bordered on stalker territory, unless of course you have been plowing her fields, you have noticed a little too much

    • wwjd

      that's not the correct way to salute

      • Shy FX

        You were looking at the salute? I've got some bad news for you mate…

    • Maki

      Haha not quiet naked lol

    • https://www.facebook.com/maki.levosyuk Maki Levosyuk

      Why she is over 18 all good!! ;))

  • Brother Maynard

    #3 Zombie fish desires brains.

    • MacNCheesePro

      I thought it was the ORLY?!?! fish, lol

  • switch_24

    #11 awesome Gundam suit!

    • ted

      damn koreans

    • #387

      I wonder how long Kim Jong il would stare at that?

  • Beano

    #25 Those are some nice looking hills

    • KyleRetrato

      Anyone else see an ass?

    • Conor

      Kiss my asphalt..

    • Spank the monkey

      mother earth FDAU?

    • dibbs

      FIND THEM!

  • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

    Early DAR Woo-Hoo!

    • Firefighter23

      But there was no DAR to be had yesterday!

      • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

        didn't even turn on puter yesterday……..

        • urdad

          get a life.

  • Jon

    #1 FAT MAN can't jump! Haha

    • ERIC

      gravity works

      • urnightmare

        thnx captain obvious.

  • FlyingSpagMonst

    Random generic troll comment designed to anger those read it.

    • Matt


    • Trolled Chiver

      I am enraged by your comment, I find it logically incorrect.

    • Sick

      I gave you a tumbs up just to troll back at you

    • YupYupYup

      Fail. I respond to your annoyance with ambivalence.

    • http://www.facebook.com/cjmicklitsch Cj Micklitsch

      obligatory enraged response from the trolled to the troll. Insert typical threats of violence and police notification here.

  • http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

    #13, camping anyone?

    • switch_24

      lol at the tent's top text: "Drink, Fight and Fuck"

      • Justin

        ANyone else pitch a tent?

    • jesse

      where can i buy those kicks she is sportin?

      • Apollo

        She's wearing shoes?

    • Vagina Jones

      "Keep looking" Is what I would say.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Konstantin-Riemer/1815904534 Konstantin Riemer

      hopefully I get to see this at the hurricane festival in two weeks

  • Paula_

    Helloooo Chivers! Time for a little social experiment. You MUST participate, voluntarily.

    Without mentioning an amount (!), what do you think you can buy for the costs of the Chives monthly bandwidth bill?

    – the one that will never go away

    • Haterade

      reddit gold.

    • http://twitter.com/winfields @winfields

      A used Ford Festiva

    • KeyserSoze

      953% of the t-shirt printing budget…

    • disturbed

      A hitman for you.

      • Tyler Z. Smithfield

        Defiantly not free.

        • Paula_

          Are you having a seizure?

          – either that or the cat walked on your keyboard

      • Paula_

        Oh come on, that's ridiculous.
        Sooo many would do that for free…

        – How about: "The one that should go away"?

        • Ray Cole


    • Dunny_

      A used Murray 10 speed bike, 2 nights at the Butte, MT Best Western and not a single fuck.

    • raptor5150

      More high class hookers than even Charlie Sheen can go through.

    • Your Conscience

      Their bandwidth bill is greater than what they pay for rights to use copyrighted material and then slap their own logo over the original's. The bandwidth bill is also greater than what they pay viewers to submit content that they then make ad revenue from .Oh wait, they don't pay anyone who submits content, nor do they acknowledge copyright holders and claim the content as their own. Nice racket, isn't it? To be fair though, most sites like this one operate on the same shaky ethical principles.

      • http://twitter.com/Scandalus @Scandalus

        And…. You're an idiot. If the Chive posts something from another site (like the demotivational posters) they typically credit the originator and link to their site. If they have something that's also on another site, then it is safe to assume that the pic in question has gone viral. God forbid that two funny pics are posted on two separate sites. I don't have time to search through a dozen sites a day while I'm at work. I'll typically drop by the Chive once or twice a day in order to not punch a hole in my fucking cubicle or kick my boss in the nuts.

        Do me a favor. Quit fucking bitching about a site that provides free funny and/or sexy pics. If you don't like it, go to a different site. You are a tool.

      • parker

        shut the fuck up, my conscience is just fine. if yours isn't, why are you here? please, get the fuck out.

        • the batman


  • parker

    Happy Birthday chiver post? If it's anything like today's offering, yes please #45, #28 B)

    • truthteller

      Ms.Anorexia and a slut ,fail.

    • http://twitter.com/Z_Triple_T @Z_Triple_T

      too bad #28 has no ass.

      • ydodonutshave2die

        lmao u read my mind

  • http://twitter.com/winfields @winfields

    #1 Failure to launch!

    • formerwilbury

      Successful lunch

    • urdad

      Houston we have a problem.

  • FlyingSpagMonst

    Fucking Japan.

    • Owen Smithers

      Don't care where it is. That just ain't right. I've got important work to be done right then, and making out isn't one of them! Be gone, wench!

    • http://twitter.com/p_oneill @p_oneill

      This is also know as a half-blumpkin. Or maybe a quarter.

    • dizzard

      At least there aren't any tentacles involved

    • Homer

      Why do women feeling that toilet time is bonding time? As soon as I got married, my new wife made it a point to come into the bathroom while I was doing "my business."

      I ain't one of your girlfriends who like run off to the bathroom together.

    • http://onsighttechnical.com Dennis

      San Diego thank you.

  • ROK247

    nice back (highly underrated womanly feature imo)


    • Anon

      the spine is not sexy. Lower back can be but not in that position

    • fedUp

      A protruding spine on a skinny chick looks nice to you ? You into alien porn or what ? Loser.

    • Haterade

      Mr. Burns? Is that you?

    • Will

      It's a hell of a lot sexier than a spine covered with 8 layers of lard and supporting a massive muffin top.

      • sureman123

        yeah.. i just don't get it sometimes.. why some commenter's on here just want muffin tops.. LOL
        i will go with the sexy gal in the photo!!!

      • Stevo

        Yes, because those are your only two options. CHOOSE

  • Richard

    #49 OMFG

    • ROK247

      we gonna need some more of that. i don't care how just GET IT DONE.

    • MikeK

      Ummm…. Find her!

    • Kepnerd1

      MUST FIND!

    • llano2

      You won't find many women hotter than her.

    • itsmeHamlett

      I would love theChive forever if you find her……please

    • http://www.facebook.com/TL.Chewy Alex Nicholson

      I think I'm actually in love… OMFG.

    • MatJim


      • sammy4231

        Great pic of a perrrrfect girl.
        More, please, sir.

    • nate

      You love You lose

    • DollaBill

      If she's not Chivendar worthy, no one is! Please, guys, lay off the booze for a couple days so you can think clearly while searching this girl out.

    • Jeff D

      good f'ing lord…i'de drink her bathwater

    • http://www.facebook.com/shawnsepehry Shawn Sepehripour

      I KNOW!!!

    • Bruno

      I think I know who she is, but I´ll give you guys just one hint, she´s from Portland

      • Richard M. Turner

        Why? Why would you do that?!? Googling "Goddesses from Portland" doesn't get you anywhere!

    • shwigooze

      ….love me, love me, say that you love me…. hahahah

    • A8eez

      Find Her, FLBP & Sexy Chivette!
      who said perfect cant be found in one package, mmmmm!

  • DanielB

    #4 Solid parenting…

  • Matt

    #32, I'd still bang Terra before Lightning

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Luis-Francisco-Rodriguez-Lugo/635776387 Luis Francisco Rodriguez Lugo

      Even as an esper?

    • greg

      let's count… well, she's 19 now!

      • sureman123

        good one… ROFL

  • Kodos

    #29 #33
    And the award for "Nimble Little Minx" goes to….

    • Bud_kk

      #33 Im doing a headstand motherfucker

  • Takingbackcider

    #13 This never happens at Irish Festivals, #7 does though!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Keith-Piscitelli/1211787995 Keith Piscitelli

    i like to image that #29 and #49 are one in the same…

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Keith-Piscitelli/1211787995 Keith Piscitelli

      imagine… was a bit distracted…

    • Eric

      Actually #29 and #39 are the same

    • mattJim

      the video is the Attack of the show co host…

      • http://www.facebook.com/ben.muirhead Ben Muirhead

        Also Skyler from Jericho… Great show.

    • its_forge

      No, if #49 did that the momentum from throwing the weight of her boobs over like that would have made her flip sixteen times.

  • FlyingSpagMonst

    Monorail Cat's less impressive brother.

  • jj in the big land

    1th… err dammit I mean 1st to say FIRST.

  • goForth


    Knowing he could not shed the surly bonds of earth, Fatty McGurch didn't even make an effort,

    • Waxball

      You're talking to my man all wrong. Not a single fuck was given!

  • BC37

    #13 I love camping

  • Diana Santos

    #16 love is put up each other shit….literally in this case…

    • cobradale

      I also would enjoy wearing you like a feedbag

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