It’s Tuesday, you could use some motivation (45 Photos)

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  • iambigd42

    #6 Hot paladins rule!

  • Intensemasterdebater

    #1 Still better than duckface…

  • Foley

    Nice post!

  • Paula_

    #4 it's only 76 you idiot, learn to count!

    I could use some motivation any day of the week Chive.
    Chivers, how would you motivate me to keep Chiving?

    – the one you love to hate

    • jeprox

      lower part, there's a 20 and a 5.. upper right, there's 50.. and then, on upper left, there's a dollar.. and oh, on the upper middle part, there's a dollar again.. 20 + 5 + 50 + 1 + 1 = 77

      • Paula_

        Oh oh oh, you Chivers are so easy to bait… Love you though ❤

        – the one you love to get rid of

        • Faust

          You'd look a little less dumb if you would have just said "my bad" rather than trying to pawn it off as "baiting" the Chive faithful. Stupid cunts are so easy to spot.

          Love and arsenic,


          • Paula_

            Nooooot falling for it ❤

            – way more devious than you

    • theederv

      get your tits out for Sexy Chivers or GTFO

      • Paula_

        When people hear me walking behind them on the nudist camping they often ask: "Are you wearing flip-flops again?". I don't wear flip-flops.

        – too saggy for SC

    • BSS

      Yes. $50+$20+$5 +$1 + $1= $76. good job

    • Frank D Tank


    • KitShopGuy

      Well as i said yesterday you ignorant troll…..GO PLAY ON A BUSY HIGHWAY!!!!….you make a dumb comment saying learn to count when you must be blind….77 dollars is the correct amount on there with the possibility that there is $127 (if its two $50 bills on top of eachother going opposite ways)

      Your comments used to be annoying but humorus now they are just annoying and retarded…get help from the front grill of a ford F-150!!!

      • Fredrick VonBone

        KitShopGuy-qwned by paula again.

        Is there no end to his stupidity?

        • The Boris II

          I cant believe he still falls for that. That guy has such an intense drive to always be right he continues to miss the obvious troll.

      • Paula_

        There was about an hour between your falling for the bait and me saying Chivers are so easy to bait…
        You're a special kind of slow, aren't you?

        – Looking forward to your reply some time tomorrow

  • T-mo

    Awesome post chive! Thanks, I really really needed those laughs today!!!

  • Thom Stokman

    straight out of still +1

  • panama99

    #41 Holy Bladder Control Batman, you forgot to put on the Adult Depends again!!!

  • ROK247

    know how i know you're gay?


    • femtrooper

      Coulda been a chick 😛

      • Diana Santos

        no no…we don´t like porn!

        p.s.: just kidding,lying and being hypocrite ^_^

        • The Boris II

          I want to wear you like a feed bag.

          • The Dude

            It puts the lotion on the skin of else is gets the hose again

            • Paul Croft

              It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again.

  • McBeastie


    • E.V.L.

      Holy shit, Paula DELETED a comment???
      Now if only she would do that for ALL her comments … haha! 😉

      • Paula_

        Yeah integrated it in my previous post to keep the Chive guys happy 🙂

        – the one you love to delete

  • OneClownShoe

    #35 defibs don't collect dogtags you hipster.

    • V4Vendetta14

      What game is that? Looks pretty cool…

      • Cazador

        Battlefield 2….i think…
        I can't wait for 3 to come out this fall!

        • Jimmy

          battlefield play4free
          and it's, shockingly, free to play

  • wowsucks

    Nouveau-nerds think WoW created paladins

    • Fredrick VonBone

      retro nerds think people care

    • Catch

      level 12 paladins in any game aren't impressive, dum dum

      • Skippy

        People quibbling over the level of paladin are sad. The level of your paladin is inversely related to how much people will want to talk to you.

  • Will Harding

    Best demotivational in a long time! good job!

  • Phil

    #38 looks like mX

  • Kaars

    Ok Chivers, we need to demand a higher standard of Motivational Poster. Making a poster out of a poster, and using the text box to just say something is weak sauce. #6 is terrible. (she is hot though). Come on Chive!! We can do better than this.

    • Vagina Jones

      First of all, no doing that is funny and it adds levels.

      Secondly, Chive doesn't make these, just aggregates them from sites online.

      Finally, something tells me your a level 12 Paladin…..

      • Kaars

        Not creative, therefor, not funny.

        Chive selects them to post, standards still apply.

        I am a level 12 warlock, thank you very much.

        • Whuuuaaa??

          Who says's they are not creative? If they take the context in in a different direction, they are creative by adding a level to it, therefor: funny.

          • Kaars

            #34 two additional layers of fail.

  • Ray

    #27 Fuck y'all! i use this, and it's good B)

    • dddd


    • Vagina Jones

      Way to rep your browser and take it personally.

  • Brad

    #7 Do you realize it's been almost 10 years since Halo came out? Fuck I got old fast.

  • boatdrinks4u2

    #32 looking at the architecture and the swing set, also the green bottle of Turboug I would conclude that the location would be russia…or at least a former soviet eastern bloc country.

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      Nah, the East End of London is s**t too.

      Plus they would have smuggled in the cheap booze from East Europe…or just bought it off the local Poles.

      • Wags

        There is also a city in South Africa called East London, and those folks do have a reputation for starting to drink at an early age!

  • V.A.

    #4, #19: Funniest demotivations I've seen in a while.

  • Hanna

    It is considered bad, and yet when check blog stats it is still the most used by far.
    Chive what do yours stats say?

    And why do we keep using it?

    • Ricardo Saracino

      Because 90% of the OSes are Windows and IE installed by default and IE9 is in an automatic update.

    • aosux

      A lot of companies use it. So you get hundreds or thousands of people from each company using it to get online on a daily basis.

    • Fireman Sam

      Working in I.T you quickly learn the vast majority of people online think IE, is in fact their internet connection. You delete the icon and watch the hilarity ensue, as they think you have destroyed their connection.

  • misschris

    #24 No seriously, WHAT?!

    • Dood

      Before I read the caption, I literally said, "WHAT?!".

      Then I read it and said, "OH".

    • #387

      Poo extruder…..why did't I think of that?

    • bubblerider86

      I'm afraid to ask any more questions about it…..

  • Chicago_Animal

    These were all good!
    The Morning

  • Chicago_Animal

    These were all good!
    The Morning Post didn’t have one funny thing in it but this makes up for it.

  • Joel

    It sucks to see the art of demotivation being ruined by one-lined phrases. True Demotivators use a single word followed by smaller text explaining how the word is applied. Ones like #7, 12, 15 and 18 are poor excuses.

    • Terry

      Your life must be so depressingly empty.

      • Joel

        Hey, lets take a random photo which is already captioned and re-caption it.

        I'd rather see something original and funny.

        No offense, but lick my sack, unclefucker.

  • Old Ned

    Prince Phillip looks just like Steptoe from Steptoe and Sons – an English comedy about two rag and bone men! Doesn't he look like a sleazy old git!

  • Nathan Hart

    **cough cough ** #27, better than FF4 **cough cough**

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