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It’s Tuesday, you could use some motivation (45 Photos)

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  • GreyGhost9

    #36 yes i have damn green bay packers!

  • Maynard G. Krebs

    #8 Now it's off to The Restaurant at the End off the Universe!

    • http://www.thechive.com Ace Rimmer

      Keep an eye out for plummeting whales.

    • JHL1

      My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fiber, and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes.

    • RustyNailz

      It turns out that Zaphod had the shrunk Heart of Gold in his jacket pocket the whole time.

  • Hellequin_Bull

    #16, No more love on the run!

  • Henry Gibson

    #32:
    We need another "Meanwhile in…" post. I love those.

  • Henry Gibson

    #36:
    That's Joplin, MO, right? If it is, too soon.

    • Michael Hogan

      Not really – I'm from Joplin and recognized it instantly, but hadn't seen that angle – it made me smile. And then I got angry that horrible thing had to happen in MY hometown. One of the grief stages, right? Progress.

  • Henry Gibson

    #44:
    He's getting picked up by The Penguin.

  • Matt

    #16 Is that really Billy Ocean? I never knew he was black.

    • Jack Mehoff

      And now that you know, what?

  • idunno

    #6 Unless… You play AD&D with prestige class or some shit…
    Whatever, forget it already.

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #24 poop-shaper! now you can give awesome shapes to your stools as you pass them! just use the new poopy-time feces shapers and youll be shitting stars and rainbows in no time
    (disclaimer: may cause haemorrhoids and other rectal diseases. vaseline not included)

  • http://thechive.com/ bkfrijoles

    #31 is true

  • Ramennov

    Too many of the double captions are simply not funny.

  • nopee

    Cause they're taigs who are confused by simple geography.

    • michael86

      nice to see we cant escape sectarian slurs even on a random american website, Go on derry

      • nopee

        sorry..

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  • Anon

    #1 WHY WERE YOU SEARCHING FOR MEN WITH BIG COCKS?

  • http://www.facebook.com/abdel3aty Abdelaty Shoaieb

    #27
    so true

  • http://joestf1.skyrock.com joest

    Because the guy who wrote this didn't know the difference between Eire and Ulster…

    • NIron

      not sure you do either, considering three counties of Ulster are in Eire…

  • athos

    #30 was my submission to VeryDemotivational.com last week… awesome!

  • Dan

    #16 is still alive.. though now looks more like George Clinton than Billy Ocean.

  • Matty

    #23
    im glad someone found that as funny as i did when it was first posted. Im no longer amazed by peoples' stupidity, but always still a little depressed.

  • Jsin25

    #8 warms my heart i think i shall re-read that amazing book.

  • Justin

    #15

    nom nom nom nom

  • WirelessCable

    #26 epic! But easily done

    #27 I use firefox… on a Mac

    #44 Who read this as so-me-how?
    as in hello in Chinese…

  • 007 BOND

    New way 4 adults to do sex go to

    http://titsalbum.blogspot.com/2010/10/bree-olsen_

  • wow

    #14 is the PERFECT white, that's why.

  • Always Last

    Last!!!

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