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May 31, 2011 |
In: Funny, Motivational
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#36 yes i have damn green bay packers!
#8 Now it's off to The Restaurant at the End off the Universe!
Keep an eye out for plummeting whales.
My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fiber, and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes.
It turns out that Zaphod had the shrunk Heart of Gold in his jacket pocket the whole time.
#16, No more love on the run!
We need another "Meanwhile in…" post. I love those.
That's Joplin, MO, right? If it is, too soon.
Not really – I'm from Joplin and recognized it instantly, but hadn't seen that angle – it made me smile. And then I got angry that horrible thing had to happen in MY hometown. One of the grief stages, right? Progress.
He's getting picked up by The Penguin.
#16 Is that really Billy Ocean? I never knew he was black.
And now that you know, what?
#6 Unless… You play AD&D with prestige class or some shit…
Whatever, forget it already.
#24 poop-shaper! now you can give awesome shapes to your stools as you pass them! just use the new poopy-time feces shapers and youll be shitting stars and rainbows in no time
(disclaimer: may cause haemorrhoids and other rectal diseases. vaseline not included)
#31 is true
Too many of the double captions are simply not funny.
Cause they're taigs who are confused by simple geography.
nice to see we cant escape sectarian slurs even on a random american website, Go on derry
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#1 WHY WERE YOU SEARCHING FOR MEN WITH BIG COCKS?
Because the guy who wrote this didn't know the difference between Eire and Ulster…
not sure you do either, considering three counties of Ulster are in Eire…
#30 was my submission to VeryDemotivational.com last week… awesome!
#16 is still alive.. though now looks more like George Clinton than Billy Ocean.
im glad someone found that as funny as i did when it was first posted. Im no longer amazed by peoples' stupidity, but always still a little depressed.
#8 warms my heart i think i shall re-read that amazing book.
nom nom nom nom
#26 epic! But easily done
#27 I use firefox… on a Mac
#44 Who read this as so-me-how?
as in hello in Chinese…
New way 4 adults to do sex go to
#14 is the PERFECT white, that's why.
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