• The Bandit

    #1….shopped or painted over
    #13 Demi Moore was here…
    #29 WIN WIN WIN!

    • Abcdety

      Isn't rape a crop? For rapeseed.

      /Joke killer

      • The Bandit

        ….you're right…wasn't familiar with that…I thought it's shopped because I was sure I spotted a slight color difference….well…I guess it's too early for my brain…

    • Disco Stu

      It's not shopped, it's in good ol' Saskatchewan.

    • Logan

      The sign is real and great. Rape is the oldtimers name for canola.

    • Petey

      Only in Saskatchewan, I come from a town called Nipawin 30 minutes north of Tisdale. Laught everytime i see the sign.

      • tmag11

        i grew up in melfort, they finally took that sign down

    • Jeremy

      Crop in @ Tisdale yet?

    • Flatlander

      #1 is not shopped or painted. The sign is Tisdale Saskatchewan. "Rape" is a name of a oilseed better known as canola._

      • Shire

        I am also from Saskatchewan and know it's real but I find it funny/ironic that there is a CrimeStoppers sign also hanging off it. Haha

  • HectorGum

    #10 Great offer. Where did you say is this from?

    • Paula_


      – I give group discounts too!

    • spy><e

      saw this downtown new york 3 years ago

    • Shane

      China Town, New York City

  • Surf and Snow

    #3 I dont get it. What am I missing?

    • Bill

      Go on the internet for soup

    • Paula_

      A sense of humor.

      – the one you love to hate

  • Joel

    #17 I pity the fool who don't keep his receipts!

    • PKK

      Man how did I miss this one to send in! This is in my hometown of Douglasville, Georegia. That business has been around for many years….

  • ThatGuy


    Fuck the police

    • gromtown

      of course its a fucking cubs fan…dumbass

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jeff-Sayatovic-Jr/500938468 Jeff Sayatovic Jr.

        Fuck the Cubs*

  • derp

    #12 Sounds legit.

    • CanadianChiver

      This is in Cobalt, northern Ontario, Canada. It's a real sign.

  • tommybhoy

    #40 Well played, sir

  • Scott

    Don’t find the Asian and letter lights burned out things to be funny anymore. It’s been way over done, and flat out boring . It’s like fart jokes , year funny sometimes but after a while just gets bland and lame like your Older uncle and his dumb jokes. Don’t act like you don’t know

  • Jobiwan

    I don’t get #3 either..

  • PokePoke

    #30 , thats one weird korean sign… doenst make sence

    • Paula_

      Sence? Congeratulations!

      – the one you love to hate

      • Abcdety

        Ohoho I get it. Paula intentionally misspelled a word to mock PokePoke! Ohoho!

      • Paula_

        no starting capital? Congeratulations!
        'thats'? Congeratulations!
        'korean' without capital? Congeratulations!
        'doenst' (also misspelled)? Congeratulations!
        no period? Congeratulations!

        That's a shitload of errors for such a small sentence.

        – the one you love to hate

  • Abcdety

    Rape does go good with honey.

    • DeuceBrew

      Maybe they're big Ministry fans?

  • DyingHappy

    made the chive, #7 ! proudest moment of my life. for even weirder context, it was above a urinal in a london train station.

  • DudeSweet

    #24 – We have these all over the place, just means the traffic lights aren't always on, as they lead up to a roundabout & they only use them at peak times (the lights, not the roundabouts – they are always in use).

    Go me, way to suck the fun out of that one.. sorry.

    • Sweetdude

      It must be an English thing, i was laughing my way down the page until that one. Then i was overcome with the urge to race down to the comments to explain what it meant. Im going to call it Truth Trolling.

      • BBB

        Yep, me too. I can't understand what's funny about it myself.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Teresa-Rebecca-Cunningham/100000219160779 Teresa Rebecca Cunningham

      We've got them in Kansas too. From about 1100p on, the light defaults to yellow and stays that way until 400a.

  • Mystery

    #37 Booya! My first ever submission to thechive to ever get posted! Chive on!!

    • Abcdety


  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #18 some people should be fired from city planning
    #32 we sure do, buddy, we sure do

  • cjwhookid

    #1 I'm here to rape and eat honey…and I'm all out of rape

  • Safety Salamander

    #11 – I don't know what is wrong with this one. I guess some people are not learned enough to know what a vomitory is.

    • Whiskey Pete

      Per dictionary.com: a passageway in an ancient Roman amphitheatre that connects an outside entrance to a tier of seats

  • Mike

    #5 Pho King Noodle is in Brampton ON, Canada….shake my head every time I drive by.

    • Foley

      It's less amusing if you know how to pronounce 'Pho' properly.

      • Fuh-King Noodle

        This used to be my fav Pho spot. Sadly it's no longer there…

        FYI, the correct pronunciation is "F-UH" (not "FOE" or "POO", like some think), so I'd say most people likely don't get how amusing this actually is😉

    • Jim

      there is a place near me called Fook Yuen. can't help wonder whats in the wonton soup

    • DeuceBrew

      There was a place around here called Dong Wei BBQ. Their house sauce was called "Dong Sauce", they are no longer in business. Shocking.

  • Coddy

    #23 the Cock inn pub is right by where i live, classic

    • gaz

      there is one near me called the cock hotel

  • Busanexpat

    #30 – Spend enough time in Korea, and eventually not only does this become normal – but you occasionally find yourself thinking and writing this way as well (especially after a few bottles of soju)

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Teresa-Rebecca-Cunningham/100000219160779 Teresa Rebecca Cunningham

    It's just the angle cutting of the leading S.

    • Another dumbass

      You're FUCKING kidding me. I couldn't figure that out all by my self.

  • Israelmc

    #27 as soon as they cross the border they have been trained

  • Guse

    #1 LOL! That sign says "rape!" LOL!

    Seriously, for better or worse it's called rapeseed. Can we stop chuckling like idiots about it now?

    • arrowflight

      Uh… no. as long as it can be perceived as something else and touted on a sign, it will be funny.

    • McBeastie

      Chuckling like idiots is what we do here.

    • Jonny5

      Congrats on your first Buzz Killington award!

  • John

    #24 What a great contribution from Britain. These signs are all over the place, I see lots on motorway slip roads etc and they sure as hell aint funny.

  • arrowflight

    #26 looks strange but exists in the event of snow that covers the hydrant.

    • V4Vendetta14

      Yeah, finding the hydrant under 3 feet of snow, without a house as a reference, is a bitch. Plus those suckers freeze…

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