Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

Fair warning, it's Hump DAR...

  • Brother Maynard

    #4 Best Stand Up Comedian EVER!!!!!! Miss you George!

    • Guse

      Listen to this dude Rufus. He knows what he's talking about.

      • dweebsoftheleft

        what about Seinfeld?? Had a megahit show and made tons of cash.

        • AnthonySyl

          but he never got laughs like Carlin did

        • woof

          Seinfeld is a whiney peice of shit who never was funny, he just fed off of funny people around him. Curb Your Enthusiasm is Seinfeld but actually funny. George Carlin is arguably the funniest human being to ever live. The End.

        • gimletmike

          Please don't mention that whiny jerk in the same paragraph as George Carlin. You can mention Richard Pryor, or Lenny Bruce in the same paragraph. You can also mention the Smothers brothers, (Tommy Smothers in particular took some hits for free speech), but not that other jerk.

          By the way, I never got why Seinfeld was so popular. I watched 1/2 of an episode once and decided it wasn't funny enough to waste any more time on.

    • Mick

      George is the king…always was and always will be. That being said, i'm pretty sure the quote on the picture is a Drew Carey joke. That wasn't George's style.

      • Matthew

        lets not forget Mr Bill Hicks..

    • wasd

      He was before my generation unfortunately but i still find him hilarious. The stand up about his car and drivers is the best

      • asdasd

        I hear you, but all I can think about is
        shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits

    • sidewinder65

      George was the best of the best.

  • dale

    First comment and nothing to say

    • larson

      George Carlin beat you to it, and he's dead

    • YupYupYup

      The less said, the better…

    • Maynard B.

      your not first, and you're a loser.

  • macman


    • Vagina Jones

      You suck even worse than dale.

    • Derk-magurt

      good try

  • Brother Maynard

    #38 Very cool, #39 even better.

    • MissSteelCity

      can't take credit for 39 unfortunately, but #38 is mine… thanks!

      • Anon

        Yours? I approve 😉

      • Vince

        Venice is an amazing place, stayed at a hostel opposite a jazz club. Beautiful place … the only complaint i had was that we found nothing to do in the evenings.

        • MissSteelCity

          Yeah, I hate to complain about it too because I was really lucky to go, but its certainly not the most perfect place on Earth that you want it to be… Pretty expensive (15 euro cheeseburgers…) and you can see everything in 2 hours. Definitely recommend Chinque Terre or Rome if you only get to go to Italy once.

          • sbj1964

            Can't wait ! One day I hope ?

  • bently

    Whoever you are, congrats, you just closed the DAR with a bullet

    • Sme

      Yeah, that is just about perfect. No. Perfect.

    • Dirty Dingus



    • Ray

      those are Gluteus Perfectus so that's Dylan for sure. 🙂

    • nope

      Dear chive- this is gap. Actually, this is the epitome of gap. Flawless, wonderful gap. Please use as reference for next weeks mind the gap; cheers!

  • jason


    Wait for it…

    • Alex

      Why dont you have like +200? I bet a lot of people miss that

    • junior

      thank you….so which is the photo shopped version? (like it matters)

    • ilovethechive

      Didnt even see it the first time! Thank you for pointing that out. Good Shoppin Chive! Now can we do that with #49?

    • Sir.Render

      Or take a well timed screen shot and cheerish it for ever….

    • JHL1

      I like my version better…
      <img src="http://i1089.photobucket.com/albums/i349/jhl1photo/better-hump-close.gif&quot; border="0" alt="Photobucket">

      • Sal

        well played sir

      • patov40


      • JDub

        Thank you and good job sir!!!

  • V.A.

    #15: No matter what she does, its hot.
    #24: Yes. Yes it certainly does.

  • Random

    #49 gap-licious

  • mark j.

    #13, #14, #15

    Chive stringing three together now, pretty clever

  • Intensemasterdebater

    #48 Bieber?

    • Brother Maynard

      I don't even know her.

    • bonezoz

      No bierber just exposed boobies.

    • TUY

      Mmmm…Mika Brzezinski.

    • Beldar

      I thought it was Bieber also, and that the whole news thing might be a joke.

      • panama99

        Mika (Co-Host) is on MSNBC (w/Joe Scarborough) from 5 to 8 am

  • Exiliado

    #11 And i read that in his voice…

    • Feeder of Trolls

      So did I. But, which voice did you hear? Old Spice or Dos Equis?

      • Exiliado

        Old Spice. but won by little margin

    • SaltWaterSamurai

      Which voice?

    • bull1123

      the question is, which one?

    • SkyVader

      "I don't always fuck around. But when I do, I don't fuck around."

  • Tim

    #25 I like what is happening here

    • Anon

      You like robbery?

      • russo

        Why do you assume he is robbing anyone?

        • Justin Sargood

          Obvious troll is obvious…

          also, epic way to get in a car, i like it *thumbs up*

          • DrROBOTO

            this would be the correct use of "like a boss"
            i see it used incorrectly so often

  • Codey

    #46 Too small for America

    • Vagina Jones

      True… but I called bullshit on 'not available in America'. This is America! EVERYTHING is available in America!

      So I looked it up, and you can get it here…

      Buonitalia LTD http://www.buonitalia.com
      75 9th Avenue – New York, NY 10011 USA
      Store Hours: Mon-Sat 8am-8pm and Sunday 10am-7pm
      Phone: 212-633-9090 Fax: 212-633-9717 e-mail info@buonitalia.com

      My suggestion? A New York Chiver should get one and photograph eating it in front of the Statue of Liberty with a caption that reads: 'Challenge Accepted.'

      • Mr Wolf

        6 bucks!!!! please… accept the challenge. i can buy 6 of those for 6 bucks here in Europe. Seriously.

        Nutella needs to get to America asap. those snacks would sell like… well… snacks…

      • Burtton


        Try to buy a Norinco.

    • Rick

      Gimmicks are all the major American beer manufacturers have left. They don't make a beer worth a damn…

      • Ben

        Major beers, fuck that shit. Microbrews all day everyday.

    • dan

      is no one worried about the hand that's holding it? WTF IS THAT???

      • JBinNC

        I was wondering the same thing, I was hoping that the "too small for America" meant that awkward, abnormal looking thumb. I love nutella, but I couldn't get over the thumb.

    • Matty

      Would be a 64oz in America, with peanut butter filled sticks

    • CAMO4eva

      Not all American's are fat pieces of crap that need BIG $hit. Anyone who hates America probably hates the same percent of Americans that the rest of America hates as well

    • kent

      Yes, in the same country that sells 200 calorie packets with 5 quarter-sized cookies in them… that thing is too big.

      F*ck you.

  • lando

    I have a friend visiting from Spain, when that commercial aired last night, he was as confused as anybody i'd ever seen

    • Johnny Two Toes

      Problem #1: People drink coors. GROSS

    • John Wayne Gacy

      Problem #2 – They also make Coors Light

    • wasd

      Problem #3 : I'm a poor college kid so idc what i drink as long as it's cheap and will get me drunk

    • Anon

      Problem #4: American beer is weak.

      • http://thechive.com/ Turduckenn

        problem #5 im not drunk right now

      • Maynard B.

        Except Sam Adams.

      • herb

        Not hardly. American mass-market lager is weak, but the majority of microbrews offer up some rather potent brews. The best, hands down, is Arrogant Bastard Ale.

        • http://www.facebook.com/jeff.franzen Jeffrey Franzen

          Three floyd's DARKLORD!! Can't wait for Darklord day…

    • Maynard b.

      You know its swill when they put all the gimmicks on the bottle.

  • Doofenshmirtz

    #32 Where is the animated GIF?
    #49 Damn near perfect…!

  • http://twitter.com/darkstar21 @darkstar21

    #9 Avoid the service on the 18th

    • Rob

      That's from my home town of Eagle River, Alaska… So Proud, we do things right up here!!!

  • wztarheel

    #36 Thank You.

  • That Guy

    #1 finally a amusement park ride for women.

    • lando


    • ChiverMeTimbers

      Well Played Guy…Well Played

    • Tee6

      shoes don't go in the washer….

      • That Guy

        that sounds like woman talk to me.

    • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

      I submitted this pic & it made #1 on Hump Day DAR. I'll take it.

      • That Guy

        nicely done. that's what makes chive great. 'it is the mucus that binds us.'

      • Heidi

        Where is that ride located?

    • patov40

      Point to That Guy for that comment! This comment thread as a whole is outstanding. Great one-liners!

  • disturbed

    #4 "Ever notice how others peoples stuff is shit and your shit is stuff? Move your shit so I can put my stuff there!"

    • DAR-TARD

      "Having a non-smoking section in a restaurant is like having a no-peeing section in a pool"

    • Bluto

      "Get on the plane? Fuck you, I'm getting IN the plane. Let Evil Kneivel get ON the plane."

    • Anon

      The further the person is from you, the bigger the asshole he is!

    • disturbed

      Well said fellas! Always nice to find fellow Carlin fans!

  • Intensemasterdebater

    #14 Bandana, shades, & shorts courtesy of Massengil

    • Darryl

      Hoverdouche with a douchette for good measure…fan.fuck.tastic

  • equalizermax

    #17 I envy that monkey…

    • Seldi84

      You're not the only one.

      • thegza

        Well her tongue has been in worse places…**cough, cough** Dax Shepherd

    • Vagina Jones

      I envy Kristin Bell…

  • Turtle

    There are probably bigger douchebags than #14, but not many.

    • Jim

      Thinking the same thing… And a friggin duck face to boot…. Double fail.

  • wyattfairchild

    #49 glorious!

  • E.V.L.

    #14 How come this douchebag and douchette weren't in the Douchebag post earlier today?

  • Jeffrey Lebowski

    Idiocracy #7

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