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June 1, 2011 |
In: Awesome, Funny, Morning Awesomeness
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#5. I see what you did there.
would be sweet if they could combine the cookie holster to this to make possibly the most perfect cookie mug.. maybe add a cookie warmer to the bottom to keep your spare cookie line-up at optimal cookie temperature
Fourtyfourth? I'd like to be 44th. Just for once, in honour of the late Douglas Adams.
- the one you love to hate
Poor delivery, good reference.
even the reference is poor. the number you should be thinking is 42. 6 times 7, remember?
major fail for Paula_ right here. Douglas Adams must be rolling on his grave
Noooo, not you too!! C'mon dear xXIgnorantMonkeyXx, it's OK that average Chivers still take my bait, but you!??
I am disappoint.
- shedding a tear for the first time in her life
what? what happened? what did i do? whats going on? a troll? whats a troll? wrong info to get attention? no, that makes no sense..! or does it? i know, i'll spoil all its jokes for the sake of intelligence!
PS: never EVER mess with my favorite things. HHGttG has a special place in my life, i wont let you ruin it!! *RAGEQUIT!*
And don’t forget your suitcase on the way out!
- and don’t >>SLAM<< ….the door again
He needs a towel, not a suitcase
And stop talking about stuff other people like. You'll ruin those things too
That's why I rated it 7/10… I knew it was 42, but I wasn't about to take the bait.
No – the question is what's 6 times 9 – that's why there's fundamentally wrong with the universe. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phrases_from_The_Hit…
Your trolling has grown weak.
^ Go back to sleep!
#3 I think I'll be trying this inabout an hour or so
Agreed, very mouthwatering
The eggs should be runny though, or at least one of the eggs.
Seen this one done before, however, not by someone who's inept at the culinary arts. What an amatuer.
I know right? Just a regular dude making something delicious. What a loser! Why in the world did he not make it perfect and pretty and just like Wade Wilson's bacon, egg, and cheese sandwiches!?
I don't get it….. It's a Breakfast Sandwich like any other…..
Oh, wait I get… He burned the shit out of to the point it looks unappetizing…. is that why it's so special?
No, you're forgetting that you get a little bit less toast, and it takes you 3-4 times as long to make it….
What a loser indeed. the whole point of going through the trouble of doing it this way is to make it look good, and he failed miserably.
Deadpool makes bacon, egg and cheese sandwiches?!
Eggies in a Basket yo. It does look a little burnt.
Gross!! Those eggs are not even over-easy.
a cookie within a cookie?
heard you like cookies dawg
you're easy to impress.
Look there's a match, and it makes fire!
Looks like Steve Jobs.
#11 But I am not the Messiah!
Either way, you should always look on the bright side of life.
You are a very naughty boy.
You're all individuals.
Only the true Messiah would deny his divinity!
He is! He is the Messiah!
#15 challenge accepted
My heart races just looking at this picture. fun…
#1 will help in a zombie attack, but will only protect you from playful zombies.
- the dark side of the Chive
You're in desperate need of a job, and some dick.
Ha! She'll make light of that comment but cry about it for a bit first….and prolly cry some more later.
When she dies her headstone will say;
Got no dick, but lived a full life begging for attention on thechive all day.
Nah, more along the lines of:
“Here lies an atheist. All dressed up and no place to go".
- I don’t want to be buried. Why? I’m not dead yet!
I aint buyin it, atheism for thumbs will put your prayers for dick in jeopardy
Be nice, she's got absolutely nothing else going on.
For a moment there I read your name as coroner and feared you were coming for me… Phew!!
- close call…
It will protect you from 'Signs' aliens.
aww, fuck it. was going to post some dumb criticism but its after 4 and I'm tired and would just rather say the phrase 'fuck it.' looking forward to some chive binging later this afternoon. I love you guys.
"My name is August West, and I love my Pearly Baker best more than my wine"
You are bringing back memories… hazy, swirling. technicolor memories.
Hi ,am the average chiver ,am a nerd and live in my parents basement ,i have never had sex and am sure am a homo.
lol that was amazingly bad/awesome trolling.
I'm a nerd, and live in my parents basement…while saving for school, so I probably have more money than you, which is @10k. So suck my dick asshole. If you were so cool you wouldn't be commenting ob this site, you'd be doing something fun like fucking your mother, which is what I spend most of my time doing. And she's really, really sure I'm not a homo.
Holy crap, someone got a little too angry at a poorly done troll attempt.
Methinks the lady doth protest too much.
I'm not angry, you're just a touchy dick. I'll go to your house and fuck you for breakfast faggot
Nerdrage is my favorite rage.
God, I love irony. He gets all defensive about how he's not gay, calls me a faggot, then tells me he'll come over and fuck me?
Yep, he's definitely gotta be a closeted homo.
and another thing, so what if I am a homo, your dad is a homo and nobody likes you and my moms basement is cool and leave me alone or Ill rape every one of you fuckin fag dicks, then Ill suck all of you to HELL
Obvious troll is obvious.
Most "am's" in a single sentence: achievement unlocked
Dammit I bet this guy's English. Why man? WHY?? Look at what you are doing to our country!?!
Don't panic; he looks British to me, not English.
Well that's ok then, I don't come from Britain, I come from England. Oh shit hang on….
No hugs, just air kisses, they are safer and you can't steal my wallet.
You should worry though, I'm right cross the water from you.
- hold on to your wallet when you exit the ferry
Not a Brit. Just another fucking hipster. Kill it.
@ windowlicker: you sir deserve a beer for this comment.
#10 do you see now? Religion is not just all lies, fantasy, child abuse and crowd control. Any believer can walk on water with a little practice.
- I have seen god, she was black!
you wrote "belieber" wrong
#16 atleast go see the movie first
Well, I'm sure it can't beat "Angry Teacher." Yeah, you probably shouldn't go see Hangover 2 first. It would just take away time you could spend watching Angry Teacher.
Ok Chive, where's my check now that I have sold out too?
Oh god damnit, Bad Teacher. Ok, I deserve whatever insults come my way with that one. Though I guess it is a small consolation that I can't remember the name of the horrible movie.
If you knew the name of that movie you would deserve a kick to the face
it's the same as the first, but if anyone is wondering…here it is (hangover II – flash) http://www.putlocker.com/file/0A1F548EA7007EB3#
It was a carbon copy of the first but it was still funny. Isn't that the point?
I totally agree Birdhaus32. What were people expecting?
it was funny but i didnt expect the SAME FUCKING order of events to happen. i wouldnt see that movie again for free. it blew donkey balls.
#13 That made me LOL. Seriously, it's funny.
Make it so, Number One
funny, but hideous ring….
HAHA, that's awesome.
#3 EPIC MEAL but #4 wow
The Chive sucks more than my mom does ,oh and my dad is a Pedophile.
The guy above you in the other wade post was 10x better at this, but good effort
yeah so what if my mom is a slut huh ,at-least she is not a crack whore like my gf.
Uhh.. If no one else wants to, I'll sign up for chive moderator. Stuff like this just ruins the site.
Nice try Wade
#9 should have been saved for 'Merica post
Don't worry, it will be there too.
#20 Me wants.
This attention whore is meh at best. Even star wars gear doesn't help this smogbeast
Is it Too Geeky that i know this Character's Name?
Admiral Daala Never looked so good!
That's not Daala. It's Grand Muff Tarkin
Admiral Daala? You mean, Tarkin was hitting that?
Darkside, here I come!!!
I can make her smile!!!
Nancy: You yelled "rape" at the top of your lungs.
Brennan: Mom, I honestly thought I was gonna be raped for a second. He had the craziest look in his eyes. And at one point he said, "Lets get it on."
Dale: That was about the fighting. I am so not a raper!
HEY YOU DON'T SAY THAT
You are fucking high!
This house is a fucking prison!
On Planet Bullshit!
In the Galazy of This Sucks Camel Dicks!
Dear Chive please bring back Hover Hands. I know in the deepest part of my hear that somewhere right now there is a hand hovering somewhere. I might be one voice alone amongst millions Chive, but please consider the hand that must hover.
Are you serious? This will go down in the records as the dumbest fuckin post in history. Unless you're an 8yr old with down syndrome, then it's cute.
I banged your sister in my Trans-am last night bitch.
Did she like making fuck..da
Yeah, that and duckfeces. No, not a typo.
- the one who loves feces
Fuckin Troll Wench
#4 nice legs, when do they open?
#11 life of brian is an awesome film! always look on the bright side of life!
#4 Sweet. Really sweet.
supersweet. although i did not notice it right away due to it being so awesome, but there is extensive photoshopping going on in the background of that image. i wonder what thats all about?
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