Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

would be sweet if they could combine the cookie holster to this to make possibly the most perfect cookie mug.. maybe add a cookie warmer to the bottom to keep your spare cookie line-up at optimal cookie temperature
http://www.shoppingblog.com/pics/mug_cookie_holde…

7/10
Poor delivery, good reference.

Your trolling has grown weak.

Agreed, very mouthwatering

The eggs should be runny though, or at least one of the eggs.

Seen this one done before, however, not by someone who's inept at the culinary arts. What an amatuer.

Eggies in a Basket yo. It does look a little burnt.

Gross!! Those eggs are not even over-easy.

a cookie within a cookie?

heard you like cookies dawg

you're easy to impress.
Look there's a match, and it makes fire!

Looks like Steve Jobs.

Either way, you should always look on the bright side of life.

You are a very naughty boy.

You're all individuals.

Only the true Messiah would deny his divinity!

He is! He is the Messiah!

Vomit engaging!

My heart races just looking at this picture. fun…

You're in desperate need of a job, and some dick.

Ha! She'll make light of that comment but cry about it for a bit first….and prolly cry some more later.

When she dies her headstone will say;

Got no dick, but lived a full life begging for attention on thechive all day.

It will protect you from 'Signs' aliens.

HA!

"My name is August West, and I love my Pearly Baker best more than my wine"

You are bringing back memories… hazy, swirling. technicolor memories.

lol that was amazingly bad/awesome trolling.

I'm a nerd, and live in my parents basement…while saving for school, so I probably have more money than you, which is @10k. So suck my dick asshole. If you were so cool you wouldn't be commenting ob this site, you'd be doing something fun like fucking your mother, which is what I spend most of my time doing. And she's really, really sure I'm not a homo.

Obvious troll is obvious.

Most "am's" in a single sentence: achievement unlocked

Don't panic; he looks British to me, not English.

Hugs,
Paula
- the one you love to hate

Not a Brit. Just another fucking hipster. Kill it.

you wrote "belieber" wrong

Well, I'm sure it can't beat "Angry Teacher." Yeah, you probably shouldn't go see Hangover 2 first. It would just take away time you could spend watching Angry Teacher.

Ok Chive, where's my check now that I have sold out too?

it's the same as the first, but if anyone is wondering…here it is (hangover II – flash) http://www.putlocker.com/file/0A1F548EA7007EB3#

It was a carbon copy of the first but it was still funny. Isn't that the point?

Make it so, Number One

funny, but hideous ring….

HAHA, that's awesome.

The guy above you in the other wade post was 10x better at this, but good effort

yeah so what if my mom is a slut huh ,at-least she is not a crack whore like my gf.

Uhh.. If no one else wants to, I'll sign up for chive moderator. Stuff like this just ruins the site.

Don't worry, it will be there too.

This attention whore is meh at best. Even star wars gear doesn't help this smogbeast

Is it Too Geeky that i know this Character's Name?

Admiral Daala Never looked so good!

Moar

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xj09qg_adrianne-…

Darkside, here I come!!!

I can make her smile!!!

HEY YOU DON'T SAY THAT

You are fucking high!
This house is a fucking prison!
On Planet Bullshit!
In the Galazy of This Sucks Camel Dicks!

Are you serious? This will go down in the records as the dumbest fuckin post in history. Unless you're an 8yr old with down syndrome, then it's cute.

Yeah, that and duckfeces. No, not a typo.

Hugs,
Paula
- the one who loves feces

Fuckin Troll Wench

supersweet. although i did not notice it right away due to it being so awesome, but there is extensive photoshopping going on in the background of that image. i wonder what thats all about?