The creepiest invention ever, I think (12 Photos)

Only In Asia would something like this fly. Allegedly female celebrities are getting their lips molded so that their obsessed fans can experience a little slice of heaven every time they take a sip off their beverage. It’s almost the real thing, right?

  • 1st?


    • Paula_

      Congratulations, you ARE first.
      Now please celebrate by sticking your head in a bucket of gasoline and lighting a short cigar.

      – non-smoker

      • detroller

        "- non-smoker"

        I was having high hopes :o(

      • Abcdety

        Are you allowed to repeat yourself for different comments?

        • Paula_

          Sure, to give more Chivers the opportunity to enjoy my brilliant mindfarts. Some may have missed it the first time and that would be a shame. I should publish a book when my trolling career is over.

          – insert repeat signature here

          • Abcdety

            I hope I receive a free copy.

      • Elbie

        again the same troll? your flames are getting unimaginative :/

        • Paula_

          If you go see a comedian 2 nights in a row, do you get all new jokes the next day?
          Right then. I have the right to recycle too. Thanks for keeping up though ❤

          – the creature under the stairs

          • b-ry

            you try too hard.

  • Rawr


  • Anakrusix

    Only in Asia

    • Alec_Is_Epic

      American equivalent = fleshlights

      • Chiveinator

        not really fleshlights are practical

    • Claudio Andre da Silva

      C-C-C-Combo Breaker

    • Terry

      These things are awful… I still have my dick stuck in the bottle….

  • 1st?


    • MigraineBoy

      That's pronounced "Turd"

  • misainzig

    I wonder if they come in other orifices.

  • ryan

    They still make Zima?

    • Firefighter23

      Damn, I gotta go to Japan and get my gay beer!

  • DweebsterDeluxe

    too easy Asia…too easy

  • SoMyNameGoesHere?

    #2 Excellent form

  • TheTerrorizer

    They gonna probably start doing fake butt cheeks for toilet seats

  • IndoGovtSuck


    I'm in Asia, but I don't see why this stupid product could sell good…

    • PoppinFresh

      It's not being sold… well the Zima is (which is remarkable) but the lips look like they're being packaged with single bottles. they do crap like that in Japan all the time. stupid crap attached to your drink. It doesn't look like they are taking it seriously. The label says "can't be used to whistle", "do not use to tease people (mark up their clothes)", "don't use to blow kisses". not that I'm implying that it doesn't help sell more Zima to sad sad people.

  • Seannerz

    #12 I participate in activating the awesome lucky power of super-terrific female desire lips with a tune of happy justice. I must combat the evils of the devious scoundrel-woman. Virginity Attack!

    • Headfade


    • bigdeal

      omg hats fucking OFF to you sir .. that was wonderful lol

  • Paula_

    I can see a huge market for silicone celebrity boobies…

    – running to the patent office

  • HectorGum

    Yeah I can give those another use…

  • HayzeOne

    In the "imagine" frame, why is the woman real, but the guy is a cartoon? is this like what the simpsons would get off to if the typed "human porn" into google?

    • rRamo

      Probably because asian cartoon girls all look the same (cartoon racism?) and they sell it based on the fact that it's celebrity lips, hence the need to get across who actually modelled the lips.

  • ReyTiburones

    Go back to your strip malls and drink your Zimas and Smirnoff Ices. Und then you can punch each other silly, und ya, und dusen dusen

  • hesaidwhat860

    i dont think thats all they use those for…..

  • RDK

    #12 NOOON! *thumbs up*


  • panama99


  • Dapper_Dave

    Right….because they would put them on bottles….not…..other…..things…..

  • Sam

    Poor man's Fleshlight.

  • Jason Ciotti

    Archer: I never thought I'd say this, but I really miss the Zima.

  • Sen

    Forever Alone

  • eric

    for the nostalgic that want the feeling of a girl throwing up zima in their mouth again.

  • windowlicker

    #11 Doki Doki. Heh.

  • Steph

    Japan…Making the rest of Asia looks weird.

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