Daily Afternoon Randomness (47 Photos)

  • Pete


    Dylan, you've officially outdone yourself

    • KyleGamgee

      Hey, nice ass.

    • Dylan

      ❀ Thanks!

      • Yucky

        Chive, you know your 4th Chivette for the calender. Come on now. Make it happen.

      • dub

        Those cheeseburgers are helping.

      • Fact Maker

        Pretty Good, panties were a little lopsided, but over all not bad. I suggest repeat without any so its not a distraction.

      • thatwasfun

        simply awesome…we are not worthy πŸ™‚

        • FTL

          well, at least you aren't.

    • trainwreck

      post the video πŸ™‚

      • Dylan

        any idea who a good host would be?

        • Your Mom's Dog

          Yeah, my laptop. I'll give you my email address…

        • ChiverMeTimbers

          Shutterfly just set up video sharing

          DropShots.com is good too

          You can post it keep it private unless you want someone to see or. Or go youtube of course for the world to see

    • bull1123

      damn impressive darlin!

  • Observation

    Those with IntenseDebate profiles, stop thumbing up your own posts to raise your rating, it's embarassing.

    • Nina

      When I post a comment, it automatically has 1 thumb up. I don't press anything to do it, and can't thumb it down again either. Make your own ID profile and try it πŸ™‚

      • amrith777

        THIS ^^
        I was wondering what was going on.I'm glad someone else posted–thanks Nina.And BTW–to the OP–maybe some of us just like to comment on stuff–and don't care about thumbs up or down.I just like to laugh and have fun and share shit with folks–to be honest with you. πŸ™‚


          Then don't register a fucking ID profile.

          • Nina

            So you're saying people shouldn't use ID profiles unless they care about the ratings? How about the convenience of being logged in and ready to comment, being able to follow users you like, and that you can actually recognize people when they use the same account for all their comments? Because those are all more important reasons for me to use ID than the ratings.. πŸ™‚

            • Bromandude

              Is that why people with ID profiles delete their comments as soon as they start to get any negative ratings? πŸ™‚

              • Paula_

                I don't! I registered because of copycats.
                Talking about cats… BURN THOSE FURRY FUCKERS!
                That's all… Oh and we've just reached 100 clicks on my link.

                – the one you love to hate

                • FurryFucker

                  You're such a lovable cunt.

                  • amrith777

                    I have not nor will I remove a comment or my profile because of negative feedback.Look at my postings–I try to reply to negative feedback with reason and respect.And I honestly don't pay attention to thumbs–but I DO pay attention to comments and enjoy interacting–for better or for worse.My question is why do the people commenting on this subject care so much about it?I am not asking that sarcastically–it just seems trivial to me.But everyone is entitled to his/her opinion.
                    Chive On!!

                    • Jak

                      I was almost starting to like you, but then the thought, "what a douche" popped into my head.

                    • Paula_

                      Leave Amrith Alone!

                    • method_man

                      wow, I have never seen a comment from Paula before without…..

                      the one who loves to troll

                    • amrith777

                      It happens.Touche.

          • DCMOFO

            It creates one for you when you have your own WordPress site and I'm not logging out because it bothers you. Go fuck your face.

            • No You

              Lies. I have twenty WordPress sites and it doesn't create shit. In fact, the old comment thing on Chive, with all the random avatar pics, was way awesomer.

    • pablo_v

      but…you cant thumbs up your own response. Or is everyone else allowed to and I cant?

      • Nina

        I can't thumb my response up or down, but it automatically has 1 thumb up when I post it.

      • Paula_

        Yes you can, type [Ctrl W] and you can raise the score 1 point.

        – the one you love to hate

        • pablo_v

          Paula I've decided to give you a thumbs up every chance I get

          • Paula_

            Why thank you, you see I care greatly about thumbs. The Chive sends me a Chive sticker for every thumb down I get and obviously I´ve been receiving stickers by the pallet. Thank you for reducing the flow.

            – vandalizing the neighbourhood with stickers

            • pablo_v

              I hope youre donating to neighborhoods in need of stickers, one of which I live in, so spread it on

              • Paula_

                In fact I do because I love to help and there's always neighbourhoods in desperate need of stickers.. it's on the news all the time, "Please help, we need more stickers!!". OF COURSE NOT IDIOT. That, and I don't share.

                – the one you love to stick to

            • Bad Seed

              Shit, if Chive sent me stickers for thumbs down I could have enough glue to permanently glue your fingers to the play button on that Rebecca Black video. Sticker me timbers.

        • Mom

          And if that doesn't work, Alt F4 definitely will!

          • Paula_

            Or a very brief (brief!) push of the reset button.

            – the one helping Chivers out… of their mind

            • Reset

              Fuck it, just throw the whole computer out of the window…. but, first make sure Paula is standing below.

              • Paula_

                Yeah I'll catch it! Always have room for extra hardware in the cave.

                – the one… [fill in yourself]

                • Always

                  In that case, only throw Macs, so they all wind up in a cave somewhere, safely far out of the hands of children.

                  • Paula_

                    You kidding? Naturally I'd step aside for macs and enjoy the crash. Then shit on it and set it on fire.

                    – the one you love to hate

            • link

              I bet this Paula person only uses TP never soap and water

        • ilovethechive

          I thought it was [Windows Key D]?

        • its_forge

          Alt-F4 also works very well for that.

          • Alt F4 Yourself

            True, that's why someone pointed that out 15 minutes before you did, just above.

            • its_forge

              …and? Like no one on the entire Internet has ever posted a quick comment without reading ahead first? What's the damn issue?

              • link


        • amrith777

          Didn't even know this–well…Paula–have fun with all your stickers,HON!! :*

          • hMMMM


    • switch_24

      request fail.. shoud've asked first why we have the +1 thumbs instead of complaining..

      • Twitter

        You don't deserve that +1, give it back.

    • Bag

      That's elitist! So what's happening is that people with ID profiles are given a higher positive score, regardless of what garbage they decide to spout?

      • Paula_

        That's discrimination!! YEAAAH, WE'RE GONNA GET THE RACIST THING GOING AGAIN! Godwin!!

        – black indian latino white chick

    • its_forge

      Hi moron, you can't thumbs-up your own comment, it posts with you having thumbed it up once and that's all you fricking get. Please quit being a dumb jagoff. Thanks. Have a nice day.

      • Mom

        Hi, way to read everyone else's comments and then post the exact fucking thing, only to get a +1 for it. There there.

    • Lisa

      I use Intense Debate to keep track of galleries I really like. I can look back through my own comments & click to find them.

      Also, it doesn't keep accurate records of actual thumbs up & down. If someone is living for thumbs, they need to get the hell off of thechive and go find a real person to have sex with. πŸ˜‰

      • Asking For A Friend

        Ahem… I am asking for a friend… where DOES one find a real person whom with to engage in this "sex?" Again, asking for a friend.

        • link

          tell your ahem…friend…hit up Paula….add "anal" to that

    • http://www.thechive.com Azrrael

      you're not such a good observer….

  • Unoriginal

    As usual, a total waste of comment space.

    • OwnerOfYou

      As usual, a total waste of oxygen

      • OwnerOfYourMom

        As usual, a totally unoriginal hostile remark.

    • Brother Maynard

      I admit it wasn't my best stuff today, yesterday I was better. Just a little busy at work today.

  • Raymond


  • Paula_

    In other news: some interesting news about the Paula gig: http://j.mp/fTtVEr

    – 3.111 Chivers…

    • iloveQuatchi


    • Apple Kid

      Stop thumbing down your own fucking comments Paula, you think this shit doesn't apply to you?

      • Paula_

        Noooot taking the bait. Read http://j.mp/fTtVEr yet?

        – not logging out to thumb up or down, why bother

        • ilovethechive

          How many suckers you got today?

          • Paula_

            79 since posting the link just now

            – anything can be proven if you collect enough data

            • DistractedIndividual

              I click it every time…even though I already know what it's going to be. Call me gullible I guess:P

    • amrith777

      I already did that today,Paula–any other ideas?

      • Paula_

        Shave your head and send me the gorgeous red hair…? ❀

        – the creature under the stairs

        • Tactful

          I smell a homance!

          • link


        • amrith777

          Sorry Paula–No can do.My Girl would miss it–and I kinda would too.But thanks for the err…compliment!!

          • Paula_

            Your girl? YOU MEAN YOU'RE A GUY!? Holy crap, my bad.

            – the one in need of better glasses

            • amrith777

              No–I'm a woman who's a lesbian.

              • Paula_

                Phew you had me worried there for a moment dear.
                You chicks care for threesomes?

                – the one you love to date

                • Threesome Ted

                  I don't care, but I'll do one if the money's right.

                • amrith777

                  While that would surely prove to be interesting and fun–I think that you are too much woman for us to handle,Paula!

              • Shenanigans

                And I… am a lesbian, who's a woman.

                • Paula_

                  Pics or it didn't happen!

                  – going to sleep now having something nice to dream about ❀

                  • Slakker_Bob

                    Hi Paula! *Farts in your general direction*

            • Ryan Smith

              well…this conversation just took a turn for the worst

              • Paula_

                Yet you tuned in the moment a girl turned out to be a guy. Now what does that tell us about you hmm?

                – the one you love to hate

  • steven pants

    #14, #30, #43, #47

    The DAR really does brighten my day

  • CHiver

    FDAU #9

    • ROK247


    • foxk56

      God I love this pose

    • Maynard B.

      Ready to go!

  • Intensedebate1

    Thanks for the observation

  • thepikeypio

    #47 AWESOME

  • Evelyn

    woot woot early dar!

  • pablo_v

    is all wrong, its "Merica

    • Sick

      actually 'merica — capitols (wink) makes us mad

  • Nina

    #41 I can't help but hate her just a little for almost breaking up the marriage of one of my favorite soccer players.

    • switch_24

      she's hot! looks more like Ali Larter on that photo..

      • Internet_star

        Google image search, safesearch settings off.

    • feltninja

      Because he had nothing to do with it…

      • Nina

        Oh I'm not saying he's to go without blame in this, but it's so much easier to dislike some random girl than a guy I've worshiped since I was 6 and started playing soccer πŸ˜›

        • http://www.facebook.com/DJDaddymo Maurice James Girvan

          He's been sleeping around behind his wife's back for years, only now he's been caught. Typical spoilt overpaid footballer.

          • Mandems

            HEY! Ryan Giggs isn't spoilt or overpaid

    • GloryManUnited

      Mine too. Ryan Giggs rocks B)

      • http://www.facebook.com/silaw89 Simon James Law

        She's hot, and he was an idiot and a massive douche bag. Just because someones a good football player means nothing if they can't be a good role model and not try to hide what happened through the law.

        • aleXTC

          Maybe he doesn't wanna be a fucking role model

          • Carr Malone

            WHo does he think he is Charles Barkley?

    • DollarBillUK

      But why? It's his own fault.

      • Just Sayin'

        I would risk divorse for a piece of that

        • Just Sayin'

          I also can;t spell

          • Kelly


    • MOT

      Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, cheated on his wife
      Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, cheated on his wife
      She took it up the shitter
      And posted it on twitter
      Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, cheated on his wife.

      As heard around Elland Road, Anfield and Eastlands, coming next season…

    • upy3rz

      Fuck soccer

  • Bulletin

    Based on today's earlier post on big ass wheels, I am sad to report that many Chivers are racist.

    • Haterade

      this is nothing new. Based on the comments to the gapers post the other day, I am happy to report that others are starting to recognize what I have been bitching about for quite some time now.

      • Claire

        oh goody! Haterade found a friend. so happy for you both. may i suggest an spring wedding?

        • Spellcheck

          *a Spring wedding

    • Dude

      Didn't see it, what was said that was racist?

      • RamRod

        If you are not black and you drive a CAR that is lifted with wheels up to your waste, you need to be shot. If you are black and drive one, well, honestly who would be surprised? Or…something to that effect.

    • Bulletin

      Sorry did I say racist? I meant racist.

    • dub

      You're probably right, Mr. Bulletin. Your statement is very broad. I am sad to report that many Americans are racist. I am sad to report that many people on the subway are racist. I'm sad to report that there are probably many people at the pentagon who are racist. I am sad to report that there are many black people that are racist. I am sad to report that there are many hispanic people that are racist. I am sad to report that there are many Catholics who are racist.

      Thanks for the observation.

      • Paula_

        Well I'm not racist and don't discriminate, I simply hate everyone.

        – the one you love to hate

        • YupYupYup

          It's nice to know where we stand. I hate you, too. We have grounds for an enduring relationship as we feel the same towards one another. Just pick up the .45 caliber phone and give me a call; I'll be waiting!

        • link


    • bull1123

      so thinkin that people wasting money by putting big-ass wheels and dumb-ass paint jobs on cars just to get attention is racist??? i thought it was just pointing out stupidity, but maybe i'm wrong…

      • TicTacHo

        No being racist is racist, so yes you were wrong.

        • Idaho K-Rob

          I'm not racist, I have a colored TV.

          • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches


    • Blumpkin

      Thats why we all come back

      • Jen

        racism is funny, damnit!

  • Irlnick

    #1 just the right amount of excited and freighthed expression there.

  • wztarheel

    #43 Absolutely!

    • guest

      Absolutely not..

      • no"full"tush

        this is win

        "full" = nooo

    • dayumm

      Chivette of the week !

    • SWG Fan

      Hell yeah!

    • Jorg


    • rene

      hell yeah

    • Rob

      There are no words to do this justice.

  • http://thechive.com ontherun1989

    #2 the end is near. and it looks fucking awesome.

  • killa


    • dub

      uh…. RUN!?

  • Robi5150


    • Downer

      … which of these has AIDS?

    • sooper truper

      I choose number 4!

    • Robi5150

      The two without tops are cheating!

      • ilovethechive

        Thats not cheating…Its stacking the deck in your favor

        • Bitch

          They'd only be cheating if they were my ex-wife.

    • Rob

      the answer is number 4!

    • sean

      choose the topless ones…duh

    • AdmiralObvious

      Yes. Only correct answer (ie. all of them)

    • Spivias

      why pick why you can all of them

  • iloveQuatchi

    #13 hahahaha the little kick at the end made it go from meh to hilarious!

    • Ashiee19


    • Muffinstuffin

      Panda jerk!

  • Turner


    I don't think she's in the Army…

    • Tim

      Is that Abed from Community behind her?

  • Jordyn

    #7 is awesome

    • amrith777

      I concur *bows*

      • Aregularchiver

        Your picture makes me think thats the face you make to a child you just molested whilst performing a magic trick (that you won't even bother telling the young lad how you did it)

        • amrith777

          HUH?? o.0

    • 4SOC20saint

      thats called making the best of a situation

    • M.C.

      what's the porpoise of that ?

      • antiskubforlife

        He did it because he was mad at his girlfriend and couldn't Flipper the bird anymore.

    • Grover

      i still wouldn't touch it

    • fibonderpchi51fiddy

      life of the party right there. Kudos

    • Rick

      When life hands ya lemons…

    • Honey Bone

      Ya, this is very high on the awesome scale.

      Love it.

    • Eric

      I totally agree, but simultaneously wonder if they had any tattoo artists take pass because they were creeped out.

  • Nina

    I agree. We also need to see more guys with some signs saying something Chive/Berry-related, because I don't know if I believe all of those pics are real without that πŸ˜›

  • ilovethechive

    And its trunk never smelled the same again

  • hueyrocks

    #29 – Yucko The Clown!

  • bigmikeskinsfan


    • Evelyn

      it's on the BERRY not the chive, different site

      • bigmikeskinsfan

        evelyn, it was a picture saying they would put it on the chive as well if we voted for it. —

        • Bluto

          Reading comprehension fail.

    • Diana Santos

      c'mon…u can be one of them lol

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