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June 2, 2011 |
In: Awesome, Funny, Morning Awesomeness
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#18, If you are at least 50 yrs old, you once owned one of these !
good to see QI making the chive!!
I want one of #20! that's awesome!
#3 The most useless thing in the entire world is an unloaded gun. You might as well have a Charms blowpop sitting there.
Dont we all have soft spots in our hearts for these girls?
there are no words for a fail like that.
i think you should keep life on the "novice" setting for now.
I think I am going to keep life thoroughly on the “needs help crossing the street and pouring milk” setting.
glad to hear it. im gutted about fridays SC flop.. its what i get up and come to work on a monday for!
Me too! I submitted, so I was excited all day to see if I made it. I'm glad they want to do a good job, but the anticipation is killer!
a whole week i gotta wait now to see ur long sox!
Tis too much to bear! I don't have any CRAZY long socks, the longest ones I had were soccer socks,hope that still works for ya.
sane sox only gotcha, well im looking forward to it anyway u made the cut before? i (tastefully) wonna see what the rest of you looks like, you look gorgeous on ur avatar intense debate lil pic thingy jobby, wow i sound like the worlds biggest creeper right now…
LOL you would have sounded like the biggest creeper had you not said, “avatar intense debate lil pic thingy jobby” that made me laugh. Thank you very much!! Well, if the pics I submitted get picked, you will get to see me. I decided to put my face in these ones. And I was posted in the SC from May 20th as #49 and in May 13th as #7.
MIND = BLOWN..
friday just isnt coming fast enough.. your smile kinda made it for me, as for your cheeky lil tush. im still picking my jaw up off the floor and rolling my tongue back in. next time u submit include me in your email to jon
Stop it! You are too kind Haha I never considered mytush cheeky before. When you said you were picking your tongue up off the floor and rolling it back in, I imaginedthat episode of Family Guy where Meg tries out for the Flag Girl Squad and the one normal looking girl she talks to has to roll her tongue in.
yeeeeh i'd consider it cheeky! maybe with a hint of mischief n a dash of perkiness, all round id say it was a delicious recipe for hump. i know exactly the episode your on about! i was thinking more along the lines of The Mask, u ever see that movie? http://jbfilmreviews.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/… im getting so damn sick of this thread of comments! i can barely see what im writing its all smushed up! anyways The working day is over for me in lil old england. no doubt ill speak to ya again soon
Yes!! I love The Mask! Jim Carrey is Canadian you know. And that is way more accurate tongue rolling/jaw dropping. DID YOU KNOW?! You can just hit “reply” to the email notification that IntenseDebate sends? I was going back into each comment thread too and doing the same thing you are, but then I actually read the email Intense Debate sends. It's much easier. Oooh England! I'm impressed. Well it's just the beginning of the working day for me pretty much. Since you will most likely see this tomorrow morning, Good morning to you!!
YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.. i have been logging into intense debate loading up the same DAR about fifty times waiting for it to load finding the comment stream waiting on the replies to load and then and only then! Can i actually reply… you have saved me days.. literally fuckin days!! Of loading up the same damn page. Some said it couldnt be done but you managed it, you have given me the gift of time itself! Ill try n repay the favour, maybe get you the gift of space or light or i dunno a kitten. As for jim carey born in canada im shocked.. ur whole last comment has taught me more than ive learned all week!! it'll be a reasonable hour by the time you read this GOOOOOOOOD MORRNING!
IT BLEW MY MIND TOO. And now I pass thegift of timeunto you as it was given to me!!If you got me a kitten I would name it Snooby Or maybe George. But probably Snooby lol. I feel like some knowledge Master now. Informing people of random things they totally didn't know before!! Today is my birthday and it is the only birthday I've had where I actually feel older. You know how people are always “well how does it feel turning ____?!?!?!” Well, this time I actually feel different. It's very strange.
You are the knowledge master, you may now proceed to the “advanced” life setting Today is your birthday… you kept that jolly well quiet! I know a man should never be asked but I have to know… how old r u? I’m gonna have a random stab in the dark and say 19?? No wait 18? I dunno 22? Im just throwing out numbers now. Lol snooby is what my boss calls me! Its odd how u picked that up from my username (snoobs is my nickname BTW hence the Snoobs89) what did u get for ur Bday anything good?
I'm very astute :pI was wondering if it was an actual nickname or one of those ones people make up for themselves for usernames. Plus Snooby makes me think of Scooby (Doo), which is always good and makes me happy. I kept it quiet I guess because I hate being one of those people who's like, “IT'S MY BIRTHDAY, DID YOU KNOW?” all. day. long. I am now 20 years old. I think it just feels older because I'm officially no longer a teenager. Those days are over and now people expect you to be more responsible and start making big life decisions. How old are you then, since we're sharing? Also, I am currently 1 province away from where I live, for work, and therefore I haven't gotten any presents yet. I am getting taken out for dinner tonight though, which is nice, so I won't be alone in a hotel room.
Happy birthday! As someone in his late 20s, you certainly don’t need to start being mature. I plan to put that off until at least 35
Thank you very much!! Oh I wasn't planning on being mature, I just suddenly felt like a lot more is being expected of me now haha. Birthdays can be so melodramatic :p I think staying as I am now is important for my whole life. Couldn't stand myself if I suddenly morphed into a typical suburbia, minivan, soccer mom. Ughh.
Well Happy frickin birthday! Im not gonna lie when its my birthday I make sure the god damn world knows about it and I expect to see them all at the pub later (solely to cash in on the mandatory birthday drinks) since we are playing the share game I’m 22 and I still play life like a teenager. Ban any & all big life decisions till they have to be made, “planning does absolutely nothing but make you think you have control over events that weren’t ever in your control” dinner is always nice. I may sound like half a pound of r’tard right now but what’s a province? Like a state? District? Shire?Regards Alex Newbold Operations Advisor- IT Capita IT Services Finch House, Finch Close, Nottingham NG7 2NN Tel: 0115 931 8342 Team Tel : 0115 931 8350 Email: Alex.email@example.com
A SHIRE! I wish (also on a side note, I would be a GIANT if I lived in The Shire.). Aprovince, is yeah like a state.Canada has ten provinces (and 3 territories, but nevermind about them). I don't know if you know anything aboutCanada, but Ilivein British Columbia and right now I am in Alberta. Thank you so much!! I do love getting birthday wishes Now I feel all warm and squidgy inside. If I was home right now, fuck yeah we'd be going to the bar and I would be collecting on the obligatory drinks!! Oh, you're 22 that's actually awesome
*palm hitting face* God Damn email signature!!Dude I live in a shire! & its nothing like the lord of the rings! (plenty of trolls & some people have some hairy ass feet but other than that. Its DRY!!!) I have a friend who lives in Alberta!!! Near lake simcoe? Near some sky resort place? No idea if that means Anything whatsoever to you, (I keep telling her im gonna fly over and see her & her boyfriend but it’s a proper ball ache getting the air fair together) anyways once again my work day is nearly over, so you may not get a reply till tomoz (unless ur rapid) but have a few beers & tequila’s on me *hands over fake internet monies* whats ur job BTW?
Signature? I disabled it a few days ago, can you still see it? Haha, not going through that debacle again. YOU LIVE IN A SHIRE. Oh my god, I love you!! That is so cool. And bad ass. Awwe, no hobbitses. You should come to Canada. It's gorgeous and mountainous and whatnot. Alberta gets very hot in the summer. Hells yes the flights are expensive. I mean damn, you think they would encourage world travel a little more and make the flights cheaper lol. I work for an Independant Adjusting firm. Insurance. I can explain more tomorrow if you are like, “wtf is that?!” Most people are lol. Oooh, thank you for the monies Good morningto you!
Good moaning chuckles! Yeh you know, u must have it like a work email signature? Like three comments or sumit ago I forgot to delete it and now my work email addy address name and telephone number are in the comments section of the chive…. Not awesome. And for some reason intense debate wont let me delete it?? I think its all a big conspiracy..Lol shire life isn’t all its cracked up to be, theres a few castles and like old timey stuff, but its mainly gun crime & hookers. Id love to go to Canada & do all the Canadian stuff like wear a racoon on my head, canoeing and shooting a bear or whatever (yes I may have a very slight stereotypical view of Canada). I may just put off doing some stuff this summer and just go! An independent adjusting firm ey! Sound pretty posh? Do you wear a suit, I imagine you in a suit, if you don’t own a suit you should get one b’cos you look really good in one (in my head atleast)
I have to say, I've lived in Canada my entire life and I've never worn a raccoon hat. Lol, I want to now though! However, I have gone canoeing. Harder than it looks.Your view of Canada may be skewed, but it sounds excellently intense. The same thing happened to me with Intense Debate! Except for I had the biggest blonde moment of my life and posted replies with my signature/information like 4 times. But Intense Debate would only let me delete one. I agree it's all a big conspiracy. I'm disappointed that The Shire (I realize there are more than one shire, but I enjoy referring to it as, The Shire. It makes me want to watch LOTR.) is over run with hookers and gun crime. That doesn't sound idyllic at all. I could wear a suit, I don't have one though. I have lots of pencil skirts, blouses, dresses, and the like though. And high heels, mmm I do love shoes.
Dunno whats happened to my intense debate but it wont let me log in and i dunno if you've actually been on the comment stream on Chive but its kinda hilarious how long its become you cannot even read it now… will you resend ur comment to my email or sumit firstname.lastname@example.org ?
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