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June 2, 2011 |
In: Awesome, Funny, Morning Awesomeness
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Whoever photoshopped #4 with that much gaussian blur… go fuck yourself. You obviously know how to use photoshop… you're just dumb.
LOL them was funny…
#3 Needs more bacon
#9,#17- hells ya!
#3 I agree
#12, #17, #19. Loving it!
#2 no one sees the Wizard
Not a single hot girl? Not awesome!
I saw that this morning!! its in provo!
Dude Provo FTW!!!!!!!!!! Chive Meet up in Utah!!!!
#14. Grannies gone wild.
#14 "And now I'm gonna haul ass to Lollapalooza!"
#14…Coolest Grndmas ever.
#3 I dunno. The fork looks pretty delicate. A manly man would be stabbing all of his food with a knife.
New way 4 adults to do sex go to
#3 The fork is on the wrong side…I mean more bacon!
#3 Ron Swanson would approve
#3 The gun and the knife makes you a douche. Overcompensating for something, I reckon.
#3 The beer is kitty sized, and the fork is not a spork, it needs to be a spork. Also, WHERE BE MY PORKCHOPS AT?!?!
#10 Kid in the background got his ass kicked
#14 This is why we kicked ass in WWII.
I see many problems with #3 but i will just name a few
1. It appears this breakfast is being consumed inside, at a table, with a napkin…on a plate with a floral pattern
2. This breakfast was obviously not prepared over a fire which was made with his bare hands preferably using some sort of primitive fire starting method
3, That knife better have been used to slaughter the pig and cut out the bacon
4. I'd prefer steak and eggs with my bacon
5. Where is the shot of whiskey to go along with that beer?
The gun, however, I fully approve of
#2 "Just come a little closer…a little closer now…"
…and not a single f*ck was given that day…
#2 say hello to my leetle friend!
#4 something is not making sense…
#22 Bruce Mother Fucking Campbell!
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