Kid learns how to ride bike and gives world’s best inspirational speech (Video)

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I feel more confident heading into the day already.

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  • ThatGuy

    I could have used this speech when I was his age. I didn't learn to ride a bike until I was 12.

    • ThatGuy

      No, Fucking, Way. Fuck.

      Does this mean I'm a dumbass now?

      • Trevor McDonald

        Are you really that bored?

        • ThatGuy


  • boogers

    Lol first

    • ThatGuy

      Lol go fuck yourself loser.

      • boogers

        I've tried doesn't work

        • ThatGuy

          I guess not everyone can be well endowed.

        • ThatGuy

          I guess not everyone can be well endowed

          • Enough Said

            You are a Pleb

  • Twinpop

    very cute

  • Steeb

    i think it would be entertaining if he got on his bike and just ate it after that glorious speech

  • SoMyNameGoesHere?

    He sounds like the data kid from the Goonies

    • Johnny Two Toes

      Pinchers of Pow!

    • guest

      My thoughts exactly…or the kids from Indiana Jones and Temple of Doom!

      • Yucky

        Same kid, buddy.

    • Ams

      Made my day

  • Barry Chuckle

    Hmmmm, seems to be a lot of morons commenting on theCHIVE lately

    • Ray Cole


  • El_Capitano_Boz

    He's AMAZING!!! I'm digging my bike out the garage tonight!

  • bkfrijoles

    Im voting for that kid in 30 years as president

    • Headfade

      …. of the World – Amazing!

  • Ben Muirhead

    The weight of the world has yet to crush his moxy and can-do spirit

  • Wags

    WOW! I feel like trying something new now!


    Great speech!!! Realy inspiring even for me ;d

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    this was just a preview of his show that will be touring around the country "You can do it, everybody!". check your local offices for dates and pricing

    • HANK

      Um I think you meant orifices

  • tbone

    he has a little asian accent there. Anyone else notice?

    • Anon

      You're kidding, right?

  • spaff

    Only in America! Just love how inspiration starts at such a young age!

    • kent

      Prepare to get attacked by butthurt non-Americans.

      You can only bash the US, that makes you cool. Saying anything positive about the US means at least a dozen Canadians, Australians, and Brits will attack you to cope with their inferiority complex.

      • Vagina Jones

        As an American, I can tell you that your an idiot. Theres nothing wrong with being patriotic and proud of our country, however being an arrogant dick with a superiority complex is uneccessary.

        To claim that America is the only country where children feel inspired is pretty dumb. You are the stereotype the rest of the world thinks of when they think of Americans, sadly.

        • Chris

          "To claim that America is the only country where children feel inspired is pretty dumb. You are the stereotype the rest of the world thinks of when they think of Americans, sadly."

          This. Most of the world doesn't dislike the US. It's just that it some of your compatriots can make it incredibly hard for us to respect you. That being said, the world shouldn't judge your entire country based on how the bottom rung of your society presents itself.

          • kent

            And yet so many non-Americans make it impossible for Americans to take their criticisms seriously when anti-Americanism is always predicated on hypocrisy. People criticize the US for supposed negative traits that they themselves demonstrate in greater degrees.

            That's partially why Americans are so arrogant, because the people who bash us are almost universally completely unintelligent, hypocritical, brainless mutants like you.

            • Chris

              See… That's how people generally see Americans. "Arrogant, unintelligent (or at least uneducated), hypocritical, brainless mutants". And I'm sorry kent, but it's people like you who encourage that view. Luckily, people like V Jones show us that we shouldn't make rash judgements. You've got a decent country… You should stop making it look bad and do it proud instead. Show the world what's good about the United States.

              And FYI… Most of the world isn't impressed by military power. It's never a good idea to portray yourself as Goliath, when most people will naturally root for David.

        • kent

          "To claim that America is the only country where children feel inspired is pretty dumb."

          And yet people regularly claim that the US is the only country where fat and dumb people exist, and nobody seems to care.

    • HEAT

      how do you even know he's American you jackass? Believe it or not, there are confident little kids outside of your country as well

      • ssstoopid

        Do they and their fathers speak with American accents like this child and father? (I assume that's his father)

      • Chris

        The accent, dude. He's unmistakenly American or Canadian.

    • andyg8180

      Go To Oprah

  • cableguy2011

    Like a Boss!

  • Travis

    it's almost like a little Hitler

    • @YoungCosby

      I felt bad for saying the same thing to myself about this kid lol

  • Aregularchiver

    Would have been more effective if he was retarded or at least dying. Chive up!

  • Jonny

    Is that shay carl?

  • C. Hebrides

    Quick, somebody tell him about death and taxes!

  • 800lb_Gorilla

    Thumbs up, everybody!

  • AeG

    it never ceases to amaze me how parents believe complete strangers find their kids as cute as they do. FYI: THEY ARE NOT AS CUTE AS YOU THINK!

    • DaddyD

      Yes they are.

    • working_donkey

      Somebody's (AeG's) mamma didn't love him enough as a baby! :(

    • Guest

      to quote George Carlin…Fuck the children! and thats mister conductor talking!

  • 76United

    Li'l Sir William Wallace?

  • oX_Animal_Xo

    Is it me or does he sound like Shortround?

    • jmac0585

      Hey Dr.Jones, no time for love!

    • TomTheCameraGuy

      Docta Jones… No more twaining wheels!

  • RobbieBobbie

    would be better if there was inspirational music with it aswell!

  • jmac0585

    Once more, into the breach!
    I'd follow you into hell, you magnificent son of a b!

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