Sittin on douche deuces (27 photos)

  • Boris

    I don't get it, why the hate against people who are into their cars? Many people do it, and everyone has a different way to express it. Some people tune their cars, other add hydraulics – yet others add oversized wheels. It's not really any more douchy than driving a muscle car in 2011.

    • bob

      I think Boris has one of these cars.

    • medtxpack

      cars decorated with kids cereal is nowhere near in the same realm as muscle cars from 2011.

    • reme

      95% of the population don't snicker at muscle cars….

      • Heyooooo

        99% of women do.

        • duh

          I guess that would explain why there is almost always a woman inside one sitting in the passenger seat…

        • Just sayin

          That's a negatory.

    • Tyler Z. Smithfield

      It's not the fact that they are into cars I hate it's the fact that people like you for some reason think mechanics is some form of art that express their deepest feelings (feelings that are really just "I like slutty bitches!") and also believe that making your car look "cool" will some how make you not a shallow douche and show how much you care. There's a difference between being a fan of muscle cars and thinking that making your car have big wheels will fix how you're a shallow asshole.

    • steve

      Hey Boris I agree with you…most of these people who are criticizing are prolly just jealous. Some of these rides are pretty cool

      • bigdeal

        yeah "prolly"

        • cuh

          yeah cully

    • its_forge

      So this!! I'd rather see this kind of style than some penisboy who thinks I should be impressed he could afford a BMW 7 series.

  • Gregory Nelson Courtney

    Wow. Just, Wow. But do they spin?

    • disturbed

      I actually think Donks are kinda cool but I'm white so… can't really pull it off unfortunately.

    • Paula_

      No, they roll.

      – the one you love to hate

  • konaehukai

    #27 Like a boss.

    • Firefighter23

      Geo Metros are not boss.

      • konaehukai

        Normally, I would agree, but in this case the 4 wheel drive makes it awesome.

    • ProjectMayhem281

      Unlike the other douche-mobiles, this one was probably modded for a mud pull or some other red neck recreation.

      • ryman

        not gonna lie, it looks like it would be fun as hell to drive.

  • Screwdriver

    #26 is awesome.

    • ROK247

      monster trucks are too big to fit on a trailer with their huge tires on, so they put these little ones on during transport. at least i hope thats whats going on here. otherwise that guy is an idiot.

    • shwan

      I think its because gas is $4.10 a gallon. Under $3.50 put the big-uns back on.

    • Tofu_Ninja

      actually, it is not.

  • Admiral Ackbar

    #22 looks kinda cool, in a transformers sort of way.

    • ZombieBootParty

      IT'S A TRAP!!!!!

    • Anon

      It's a dead transformer… the wheels give it away.

    • Jon

      Looks like this stupid car was dropped from about 15 feet off the ground!
      Seriously, this shit looks stupid as fuck!

      • its_forge

        The cool part is when he starts the engine and all the hydraulics get up to pressure and the whole car lifts itself back into alignment.

    • Justin Zavalaa

      Its called VIP style

      • hatemachine

        not "vip style"…..its called "bosozoku"

  • KDub

    Where the hell does this kind of balloon knottery actually happen?

    • Brad


    • miles

      houston. miami. and every other city where there are idiots and readily available oversized wheels.

    • yep

      in the United States of America. Everywhere.

    • Erik

      is the good ol' southern united states but dont fear we're not all IDIOTS down here

      SMH at some of my fellow black people

      • b.o.l

        why was Erik thumbed down?

    • Tony B.


  • KeyserSoze

    an' if i hit the switch, I can make the assss drop!

    • Mark

      Had to stop at a red light – lookin in the mirror and not a jacker in sight. And everything is alright.

      • bigdeal

        i got a beep from kim and she can fuck all night… wha.. wtf just happened

        • Daith_Lee

          You just got pulled into an awesome song, thats what happened…

  • Mandems

    Give it a solid paintjob, and that shit could be unreal!!!

  • Boris

    I wish the I-don't-know-English-grammar fad was "Dieing" a long overdue death. In lieu of that, other things – like over-sized wheels – seem somehow insignificant.

    • Mandems

      obviously a typo, no need to be so critical

    • ChiverMeTimbers

      Yeah I noticed my misspelling too..thanks for pointing it out…rushed it trying to get on the front page.

    • Dave Gal

      I have to side with Boris on this one.

    • TitoRigatoni

      I wish the I-don't-know-the-difference-between-"spelling"-and-"grammar" fad would…
      oh never mind.

      • lol


        • hardyhar

          When did chive turn into school?

          • TresselLovesTrannies


  • dalexmu

    silly rabbit #9

    • Wally

      . . . Trix is for douches! But I kinda liked #19.

  • thom

    I'd bet my first born that all of these douchebags live at home with their mamas.

    • medtxpack

      they proboably dont know their mamas, they live wit der boyz at some fool name k-deez crib with his mama, jelly bean.

      • Vagina Jones

        Is this a KKK Rally? Am I interrupting?

        • medtxpack

          sorry vagina, no dice. nice hat though…

    • Vagina Jones

      Gonna be hard explaining that one to your wife one day…. "well I was on the chive, and I saw this post with mod'd cars,…"

      • tankus

        HAHAHAHAHA! Nice one!

    • DeuceBrew

      More likely their Grannies.

  • femtrooper

    I'd drive half of 'em. Just for the fun of it.

    • 4everDistracted

      drive 'em into a river maybe…use the other half as weights so they don't resurface. I'm game for that.

  • wkdfrog

    #11 Really says it all: douches and hoes

  • chrisdg74

    Whenever I see some fool driving one of these monstrosities, I just look at them and shake my head. Apparently they weren't loved as children and they're crying out for attention.

    • McBeastie

      Whatever dude, it's a hobby for these guys. They don't post disparaging remarks about your hobby…if you can call being a complete fucktard asshole a hobby.

      • its_forge

        + one billion thumbs

    • Keyeh

      please no!!!!! Don't just look at them and shake your head!!!! OH NO PLZZZ Anything but that!!!

    • its_forge

      For the most part these are much nicer to look at than those ridiculous fricking little neon-green-and-yellow ricemobiles with the plastic spoiler sticking 10 feet in the air. I think some of these show a lot of great style. Everyone looking at them however should realize that cars with wheels like this drive like absolute shit.

  • mattythegooch

    I'm off to chug some "SIZZURP", and do some work to my Audi………………….#18

    • mattythegooch

      I'm off to work on MY Audi….to make it reflect this sweet paint job, and bangin' 19"s.

  • Rodd Hungwell

    #9 Ill give this bitch some Trix. Bitches love Trix.

    • lolagirl

      So where are all the posters crying prejudice against all the 'brothers', hispanics, etc? Why not flame this dude for being derogatory against women? Fuckin' double-standard douches.

      • McBeastie

        He's got nothing but thumbs down. What more do you want? And the crime is more a matter of an over-used internet meme instead of being derogatory to women. And moreover, I don't "flame dudes."

        • Rodd Hungwell

          Those who hate shall persist to hate

      • its_forge

        It's an internet trope you dingbat.

      • bigdeal

        hey hey hey now… if were going to talk modified cars now… dont bring the hispanic kids into it. their cars dont look like this garbage. cali kids have been doing the real shit for decades. not this absolute TRASH… what is the point of advertising cereal or spongebob on the side of your car?! what point?! if i had to choose one of these or a fucked up white 70's van with a aztec on the side carrying that passed out naked chick, id choose the van .. so would we all lol because thats some classic funny shit

    • b.o.l

      i don't get it, is he callin himself a trick, 'cause if so, he's kinda being an idiot, but if it's because he loves the cereal, then he is the man

      • Jen

        can all of you just stfu

  • Brad

    I don't understand how their tires don't bottom-out on their frames and tire wells, I can't imagine turning is that easy either…

    • CarzCustom

      They use spacers and custom mod the tire wells for clearance. If don't right, it works fine.

      • CarzCustom

        it's done*.

    • its_forge

      Like CarzCustom says, done right it can work well. But you're right, they ride and handle like absolute crap.

  • Vagina Jones

    I don't actually see anything wrong with most these cars. May not be my style, but a lot of them were pretty creative and bad-ass.

    Especially #22 #20 #6

  • chrisdg74

    So, which one of these belongs to you?

  • bob

    What does race have to do with crime?

    • Truth

      What were the majority of the people in pictures? What does crime have to do with cars with big rims?

    • YupYupYup

      Do you want to see the stats? Or just live in ignorance? When the voice behind you asks fo' yo' wallit, the face will not be middle class white America.

      • Truth

        Thats so true. White people don't commit crimes! You are wise.

    • Eric Walker

      What does race have to do with crime? I don't know but it's a fact that blacks are 6.4 times as likely to be incarcerated than Whites. At any given time in the USA 10% of blacks are in prison, and if you are black you have a 50% chance of being incarcerated at one point in your life. Though they make up around 13% of the population , they make up nearly half of the prison population. You would learn that in a statistics class. If you were to take other classes in your average liberal college you would know it's all the evil white mans fault though. Other things you might learn in a statistics class are that nearly 50 percent of black women have herpes. Also nearly every race has about 1% of it's population infected by HIV/AIDS, African Americans have about a 10% rate of infection. Anyway, you said "What does race have to do with crime?" I guess nothing, but statistically the black people must just get "caught" more.

      • KevinSc

        Right that, or perhaps you should look at the statistics for poverty amongst blacks and the correlation between poverty and crime. But tackling the problem of inequality and poverty is much harder than to simply look at color and determine it must have to do with that.

        Your entire argument is based off the idea that America is and has a been a fair and equal place for non-whites. Although I am white, and not ashamed of that, i have also learned and read about something called history, and as recent as 40-50 years ago, blacks were treated as second class citizens. If you pretend that that has no effect on your statistics, you are either naive, or willfully ignorant.

        I am in business school, and my college has a very definite conservative bias, btw.

        • Eric Walker

          What arguement are you talking about, I said it's all the white mans fault. It's always our fault. I love how rappers and some sports figures are a moral beacon for young thugs._yeah there were some bad things in the past, even even a little here and there today. Yet reverse racism is 10 times worse.__So forget the USA, lets look at a nation (Haiti) or continent (Africa) that black people are the majority. It's obvious that the white man has spread poverty and disease there too. How much money did Clinton give Haiti and the place is still a shithole?__So it's still pretty clear that genetics and I.Q. have nothing to do with crime, I was just pointing out a few things.__You might point out that some carribean nations are beatiful and have great resorts and tourist love them and they seem to be doing well for themselves. Then again, tourist generally stay inside the resorts and designated areas where it's safe. Take note that most of those nations wealth comes from tourist.

  • ChiverMeTimbers


    • Boris

      Not really, but nice try.

  • TitoRigatoni

    Is that a parking ticket on #22?

    • its_forge

      Probably a vote from a judge.

    • YupYupYup

      Prolly a show ticket, entry number, y'know.

  • chrisdg74


  • lologado

    it just shows how many racists ass people are on the chive…Frankly Im offended by the whole post.

    • ChiverMeTimbers

      How Is this Racist? #4 #10 #11 ARE WHITE Being A Douche knows no race…

      • Clayton Bigsby

        The guy standing in front of #4 is not hte owner, there is clearly someone driving it, which leaves you two only two pictures out of 27. Only one that doesn't have black people, and half of the comments on here have been racist.

      • Jack Mehoff

        Ohhhh he got you that time lologado!!

    • bob

      If you think it's racist, than you are also a racist!

      Who ever said these types of cars are associated with a particular race?
      I think your mind chose for you.

      • ChiverMeTimbers

        Ahha Good Point Bob

      • BlackChiver (Former)

        Typical racists defense. Never mind the fact that in the majority of pictures there are black people, as well common knowledge as to culturally which group is known for purchasing large rims to begin with.

        I miss old racists. They were open an honest. New racists are cowards that can't even admit it.

        • bob

          Former Chiver?

          Don't worry, you'll be back on ba-donka-donk Wednesdays.

          • BlackChiver (Former)

            Ain't you late foe yo rally, masta'?!

            • bob

              can't find my hood.

              • BlackChiver (Former)

                I think you left it in yo sista's underwear drawer.

                • shaka

                  why does your name have (former) on it if you are still commenting? Former means that you will no longer chive. So go to a different website if all you want to do is whine about racism. Most racism is directed at White Men! deal with it.

                  • BlackChiver (Former)

                    Bahahaha yea…. Only white men think that. However, if you realistically look at statistics for hate crimes, It is still overwhelmingly on the side against blacks and other minorities.

                    • shaka

                      your still not being a "former" chiver you should talk to the Jews, they have always, and still do have it the worst. but I am sure you are too ignorant to understand

                    • magamadness

                      Carefule shaka its pronouned…"Ignant" to them

                    • blah bla blah

                      As soon as "white entertainment television" airs, or the "white movie awards" are given out, shut up with your poor me racist nonsense. These are simply pictures of automobiles in which the wheels are more valuable than the vehicle itself. This is subject to criticism and comments because we live in a society where opinions may be expressed openly. Nobody gives a shit what color you are.

            • whateva

              so….all racists belong to the KKK? isn't that being racist? way to be the 'better man'…

              • BlackChiver (Former)

                Ahahahaha What!?

                Sorry, I didn't mean to offend other racists…. I am sure that they can belong to a number of hate groups…. it doesn't 'have' to be the KKK. That one just seemed like the most popular and convenient to use at the time.

        • AnotherBlakChiver

          They were told in school that it would keep them from getting jobs b/c of PC lol

        • bigdeal

          you know what my reply is to that right? we all know and were all thinking it.

      • j22

        The problem is not the big rims and dumb paint jobs. The problem is the big rims and dumb paint jobs are typically liked by black people. You see, other races can make fun of white people, and other races can make fun of themselves, and minorities can make fun of minorities, the trouble comes when white people make fun of minorities. Then it becomes politically incorrect, thus is accepted to ridicule the white person for being a racist. And from then on (in public) everything that person says results from "his racist mind".

        • Jon

          Excellent point!
          So what's the answer, Chivers? WHY is it that only white people are considered racist, while other races are deemed as immune to any type of racism? We've all heard the phrase, "Oh, he can't be racist, he's black!" I call it bullshit. Quite frankly, in my experience the most racist people on the planet are not the white folks!
          I'll tell ya'll another thing too – until everyone STOPS making race an issue, racism will ALWAYS be a part of our lives. So basically you sleep in the bed you made!

          • CHACHACHA

            And white people made this bed

            • j22

              Ya, sucks. White people INVENTED racism. Go back to your public school.

          • j22

            "until everyone STOPS making race an issue, racism will ALWAYS be a part of our lives"
            If I were congress, I would make racial surveys, and all racial "measurement tools" illegal. The question "What race are you?" would be illegal to ask on all government forms.

    • gadoisdumb

      frankly i'm affended by the waste of quality machinery by these people. It's not racist to think that what they have done is ugly, stupid, retarded, etc. You are the myopic one not other. Now go drive your "low-low" and avoid the speed bumps.

      • isawoj

        I agree wholeheartedly. I think it's dumb and a waste of money and some classic cars, but to each his own.

        Just don't throw out the race card if I voice my opinion.

        • BlackChiver (Former)

          Voicing your opinion is no problem, its the racist comments that have to do with, 'tax dollars', 'brothers', 'crime', etc that are the problem. Just go back and read some of these comments.

          • RealityFist!

            Why don't you pull your head out of the sand (and your ass) and wake up to some reality??
            Everyone knows when you see one of these cars on the road, you can probably guess within a 99.999% accuracy that the owner/driver is gonna be either mexican or black!
            Now if you can't handle that truth, then go home and suck on your momma's tit some more!

          • KingBlak

            PS: Black people can be VERY racist because they can get away with it as a post slavery trade off EVERYONE knows that sheesh.

            It was decided in The Great Race conventions.

            It so states that:

            1. Blacks can bash all races, [Richard Pryor doctrine 85]

            2. Latinos can partially bash blacks, and all other races. [Expanded amnesty clause 92]-

            3. Whites if Jewish can bash Asians blacks, and Latinos to a point [ala the Jewish Amendments of 1945 aka the Rickles rule.

            4. Anglo-Whites can make passing indirect commentary on all races, but bashing is limited to self cultural depreciation and perhaps a Native American joke. [The Carson act 71]

            5. When a native American comic comes they may bash all races equally. [The Wounded Knee proviso.]

            6. The Mulatto Complex: Any commentary made on a race is passable if the individual derives from the correct corresponding racial lines: IE– If black and white they have permission to utilize the black rules and etc.

            Be forwarned though that if mulatto and skin aesthetic is white u may get yo ass whooped.

            [And dont worry I'm a black guys so none of this is racist.]

            • bigdeal

              that was delightful.

          • shaka

            You need to begin being that "former" chiver and quit posting… no one cares about your sob story!

    • stingrayx00

      So Thinking that putting ridiculous size tires on a granny sedan is stupid and a waste of money somehow makes us racist?

      • FrankTRex

        No all the racist comments above, make it racist.

    • lologado

      Its a few white guys in there but this is a urban thing from the hood…so yes it is associated with a race.

      • Brad

        so when the chive or anyone makes fun of "bro's" who are white, we are all racists against white people? we are making fun of the specific behavior of adding comically over sized rims to crappy cars, not about their race. just like we make fun of "bro's" for wearing ed hardy and affliction and multiple polo shirts at once…

        • bob

          I will vote for Brad in 2012

          • JessieP

            Hahaha, well we knew it wasn't going to be Obama.

            • bigdeal

              please god no

        • ChiverMeTimbers

          And Most "Douche" Posts are Geared Towards Italian Americans From Jersey or as we like to call them Guidos… Is this racist to Italian Americans?

          • bob

            Yeah! Poor Scumbag Steve, we need to think about his feelings too.

          • Boris

            Italian is not a race… oh nevermind.

      • VedHead77

        I'm not racist, but after reading your asshattery, I'll be the first to label you as an idiot. Quit trying to make somethin' out of nothin'. Now come on down to Jerry's stop and…let…me…ride…

        • Conor

          Are you's two gonna hug and make up?

          Seriously, you's are idiots, and bob is right, this isnt racist, i hate when other races accuse everything slightly offensive of been racist.

          • douche

            thats because you're probably white and you will never understand

            • Milk Me

              I am "white" and I understand.

            • shaka

              Probably because you have never been good enough at a job to get promoted and make a good living on your own. you have been programmed to blame everything on your race, and expect a hand out.

          • Sarah

            Its not the post itself, its the racist comments that were made. Talking about how much people got paid to pick cotton, etc.

        • McBeastie

          You gotta love any sentence that starts out "I'm not racist, but…"

        • bigdeal

          with all the mothafuckin bitches sayin..
          you know , THOSE were some nice cars. not this crap. this looks like shit. fucking clown cars.

    • FaceRaper

      You offend me, now get off the CHive, Pussy

      • Jen

        lets all clean the sand out of our vaginas.

    • John Mccain

      Stop your whining you little bitch.

  • russo

    How is that?

    • reme

      Welfare money well spent…

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