Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

  • Sauru

    #18 very awesome

    • Ger

      A glowing pile on the floor?

    • Fort Kickass

      Yeah, breast cancer….awesome.

      • DistractedIndividual

        Last I checked glow in the dark material did not induce breast cancer……

        • Fort Kickass

          Yea right Gorbachev you aint foolin no one. USA USA USA!!!!!!!!!!

          • Spivias

            da fuq does that make sense….

    • Big_Curt

      Hell yes they are….i wouldnt mind to have some myself so i dont have to turn on the light to find my boxers when im done with my business

      • Pants

        Great idea, now I can find her when she escapes from my kitchen at night.

    • workitgirl


  • Joe

    #20 Modern day Jesus turns water into water parks

    • DrROBOTO

      Be better if he turned pee back into water

      • b.grylls

        what? then lose all the flavor? gtfo.

    • equalizermax

      It's going to be a rapture day today!

  • Martin


    • Paula_

      You failed. Hard. Please take a large meat knife and remove yourself from the gene pool to avoid producing even more awkward offspring.

      – the one you love to hate

      • Davo

        it really is good to see the fuckwit to write "first" not be first. it makes you sit back and really enjoy the fail.

        • DaddyD

          Troll comments on another troll's post. There may be honor among thieves, but apparently there is none among trolls.

  • Tee6


    • https://www.facebook.com/jason.ciotti Jason Ciotti

      A.W.E.S.O.M.-O: [stifles laughter] Wow. Sounds like this Cartman kid is pretty smart.
      Butters: He's not smart. He's just an asshole. And he's never gonna play a trick on me ever again.
      A.W.E.S.O.M.-O: Really, you don't think so? Well guess what, Butters? I have a surprise for you.
      Butters: Yeah, he's never gonna get me again. Because what Cartman doesn't know is that I know one of his secrets.
      A.W.E.S.O.M.-O: What?
      Butters: When Cartman is playing all alone in his backyard, he likes to dress up like Britney Spears and pretend he's her. He sings and dances around with a life-size cut out of Justin Timberlake. And I videptaped him doing it. I've got the whole thing on tape, even him making out with the Justin Timberlake cut-out. And if Cartman ever messes with me again, I'm gonna show that video to everybody. And then I'll have my revenge, boy-howdy.
      A.W.E.S.O.M.-O: Um, where is this video tape? Maybe you should give A.W.E.S.O.M.-O the video tape, well because, A.W.E.S.O.M.-O can like, back it up for you and make copies and stuff. I am A.W.E.S.O.M.-O.
      Butters: That's all right, A.W.E.S.O.M.-O. Come on, I got a lot of things to teach you.

    • douche

      looks like sex robot, sex robot

    • KyleRetrato

      FIND HER!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/Joseph.Stephens83 Joseph Stephens

    #2 In case of emergency water landing, boobs can be used as floatation devices.

    • ilovethechive

      Walking outside to see that would definately be a good morning

  • ThatGuy

    #8 And then took a picture before changing lanes.

    • gefundigeliebe

      My thoughts exactly!
      When facing a trailer coming straight at you, at high speed, on a wet road, do you: a) change lane, b) pee pants, c) tweet your cause of death, d) photo your cause of death?

      • Ger

        e) recognize that it's a tractor being pulled backwards by another tractor.

        • ThatGuy

          Will you marry one of my offspring? I need someone to redeem my bloodline.

  • ILuvJetNoys@gmail

    #2 The best islands in the world.

    • absolutcarcrazy

      made my day. thank you.

  • alate

    #6 I own that blu-ray, it's called "CROSSROADS Eric Clapton guitar festival 2010" and yep, it is pretty awesome

    • CosmoKramerTheAssMan

      Even God himself can't believe Bill Fucking Murray's awesome presence…

    • EDM

      its actually from Crossroads 2007. Sorry, picking nits.

    • brent


  • Catch

    #21 Goodnight, sweet prince.

    • Paula_

      Boring movie, had to fast forward trough parts to cope.

      – the dark side of the Chive

      • James

        you have no taste sir and or madam.

      • mystery_guest

        You got a date Wednesday, baby! Woooooo!

    • wwjd

      where can i get this?

    • Qwerty

      Shut the fuck up Donnie

  • hater.

    #11. That's it….that's the spot.

    • andyman

      O Face!!!!!

    • Mandems

      She's had so much jizz flying at her face, it spasms like that sometimes

      • DaddyD

        You're just jealous that it isn't your jizz.

        I am too!

  • Anakrusix

    I want #22 in my house. Fully working 10 ft long neon sign.

    • https://www.facebook.com/markholt.iv Mark Holt

      if anyone who works with Neon can actually make this, i would also buy one in a heartbeat.

  • ThatGuy

    #15 Fuck off mom, I'm in my fortress of solitude.

    • DaddyD

      Red neck as well.

  • jyz002

    #2 you ain't sinking with those balloons

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1521541108 cmonstur


    I need these stat.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Benton-McGrath/587208531 Benton McGrath

      Yeah, they'd look great hanging from a slowly spinning ceiling fan

    • http://www.facebook.com/tristan.wagner2 riverjns1234567

      yes and then you need to post pics of you wearing them, and maybe some with you taking them off

    • OwnerOfYou

      You do realize what you did to yourself there? We are now expecting you to deliver… in full glow!

      • ale

        I´m actually going to google for them.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1521541108 cmonstur

        Oh it's happening. Watch out for a glow in the dark submission.

        • Fwchiver

          I can't wait!

  • Growl

    Yes. #18

    • hughEE

      no!! they're terrible!!! i demand you take them off right now

      • antiskubforlife

        you must have a degree in reverse psychology

  • ThatGuy


    Boy lemme see yo grill

    my what?

    yo grill!

  • now

    Name for #13 now.

  • HectorGum

    If you search "Awesome" on Google this image is the first result. #6

  • Paula_

    Good morning assholes! A new day, new ways for Paula to annoy you.

    – the one you love to hate

    • Chiveinator

      I know,I know You could post that your favourite TV show is star track 🙂

      • YEM

        Yeah, the one where they use light sablers.

    • BAMFinater

      Is it sad that I am disapointed if I don't find a Paula post?

      • DaddyD


      • Paula_

        Chive, I need a raise. I'm even getting Chivers hooked now!
        I'm heavily underpaid. This brings back memories to when I was a street hooker. I was quite popular, but it took me months before I realized the other girls were asking money for it.

        – heavily underpaid

        • Bob sanders

          Paula I love your sense of humor, will you marry me?

          • Paula_

            I'm not allowed to marry until they figure out wether to classify me as 'he', 'she' or 'it'.

            – the one that doesn't know itself either

  • Chiveinator

    #3 #20
    Yep , thats pretty random

    • Paula_

      #3 should have been standing on the front of the ship, in Cate Winslets 'Titanic' pose.

      – the one you love to hate

      • http://thechive.com n_kb

        ..do you have a life? 😦

        • Chiveinator

          Yeah people who post here all day have altogether too much time on their hands in my opiniono.0

        • Paula_

          Why yes, and a steady job too.

          – the one you love to hate

  • hueyrocks

    #3 – "Ahhhh. Not having Ripley chasing me feels great!"

    • Chiveinator

      Next pic
      we see a pair of glowing predator eyes materialise behind him 🙂

    • amrith777

      Ripley can chase ME any time she wants–especially in her white cotton under panties. :p

  • http://thechive.com/ bkfrijoles

    #4 find her 😀 and Awesom-O 4000

    • FemAnon

      that is at an ice cream place called Doozies in Mt. Pleasant MI

  • urworstknightmare

    Much better than the pathetic chivette of the week post.

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #7 nice, breakfast!!

  • ydodonutshave2die

    #8 and evidently had time to take a picture for the internet

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