Soooo…. you got wasted (25 Photos)

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  • Noni

    First 🙂

    • Paula_

      Congratulations, you ARE first!
      Please celebrate by drinking half a bottle of Jack Daniels and doing a handstand on the edge of a cliff.

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the one you love to hate

      • Grant

        Paula, wtf? I'm suppposed to want to give you a thumbs down, not a thumbs up.

  • The Bandit

    #2 …must have been a great party!
    #5 …what Ganondorf couldn't do….alcohol DID!

  • 123465

    #25 bummer…

    • PJ Fry

      Something like this happened to me in '09. I haven't drank since.

      Of course she didn't really grind it in with a sharpie to the back and a photo on theChive.

    • word up

      bad shit happens when you get drunk

      • Kellen

        Also, good shit.

    • Biggus Diccus

      At least there weren't two signatures, that would be a super bummer

    • Kim

      I can't read this with the copious quantities of moles in the way.

    • Jon

      Man this happened to me in college – passed out at a party and woke up to 5 missed calls and 3 texts at 3am from a hottie I had been trying to get with for a while. Missed my opportunity and never got another one after that. I still feel like someone punched me in my stomach every time I think about it. Needless to say I feel his pain!

    • busted

      Are those wristbands from Baja Cantina in Rocky Point, Mexico?

  • gxs

    #25 ownd …

    • YupYupYup

      Yeah, you go right ahead and enjoy the herpes, liver failure, loser grades and surprise pregnancy that goes along with every bottle! Retards. Even you don't deserve the fate you are working so hard to achieve.

      • Just Sayin'

        gtfo troll. But get me a beer on the way.

  • cbrooks11

    #25 Poor fella, he'll regret having that last beer or five when he wakes up.

    • ROK247

      what could possibly be worse than missing out on some sweet sweet lovin' because you are a lightweight?

      finding out that a million people saw it on the internet.

    • Big Daddy Greg

      She's pretty skanky, but still…

  • Kevin

    #5 Elf shot the food….
    I would laugh but been there a few times….

    • DeuceBrew

      I loved that game. Warrior needs food…badly.

  • msoivp

    #25 How could you pass out on a girl that beautiful in so many ways!!! What were you thinking?!!

    • DaddyD

      He wasn't thinking. He wasn't even thinking with his cock which is normal for most boys his age.

    • wasd

      so drunk even his dick couldn't think

  • Tyler

    #25
    You do know hes not going to be able to read that….

    • DaddyD

      Doesn't matter. She will send him a photo.

    • bunedoggle

      That's what makes it awesome. His friends will read it to him and never let him live it down.

  • Paula_

    #20 don't look wasted enough to want me… yet!

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – the one that doesn't drink

    • Fat Kid

      Drink til you want me.

      • DaddyD

        Not enough booze in the world to drink until I want Paula.

      • Paula_

        I don't have to drink for that. Come to Paula fatty!

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – crushing you with love

    • Gord

      don't blame you for not drinking.

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #19 whatever snookie is holding, i want it! it looks so comatose-inducing its exactly what i need right now

    • http://thechive.com ontherun1989

      i believe it is called a 'mexican bulldog'

      • Steeb

        i know they serve them at moxies

      • Chiveinator

        yeah, but whats she drinking?

        • Justin

          Semen

        • asianpersuasion

          its a double Mexican bull dog. its a margarita with a corona tipped into it, they also add red bull sometimes.

    • Choppers

      " Being fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life"

  • Emo

    Kind of made me want to cry a little. #25

  • Kim Jong Illin

    Prease find this frisky rittre vixen! #25

  • Steak

    #14
    proud to say I've been one of those drunk people! Sorry for partying.

  • foxdaleloser

    1st. Haha losers

    • DaddyD

      Actually, you were 13th. Both a loser and unlucky. I hope you are rooting for the Canucks.

      • foxdaleloser

        nope. go rangers.

  • do it

    #25 hahaha sucka!
    but on another note…can we please have MOAR of her! hot damn.

    • Surf and Snow

      Yes, MOAR!!!! Hot and a great sense of humor = awesome!

  • mali_sapun

    #7 she fell? well, let's give her a hand. *clap clap*

  • chrisdg74

    #11 – At least you saved the booze from spilling.

    • Chiveinator

      a tippler after my own heart
      life's all about priorities

  • Chiveinator

    #2
    Stereotypes
    they're based on reality o.0

  • Bon Rugandy

    #3 recycling fail

    • DaddyD

      This one looks posed.

      • Guest

        agreed. this is set up

  • Chiveinator

    #25
    NAILED IT… almost 😥

  • fore skin

    #25 she can say anything the morning after …. tease … id smah her back doors in

  • fore skin

    sorry that was supposed to say …. smash her back doors in

  • trevor lahey

    i know # 16 haha

  • davisrj

    #25 Dammit make that woman a Chivette!!

    • Pat

      50 Bucks says she already is…. Chive, we know you can find her. Bet she would love to do a shoot!

  • Aregularchiver

    #25 would have been even hotter and much sadder if it was a hot chick who'd passed out and not a dude!

    • wwjd

      i think that's called rape

      • Da_Boz

        Pretty sure he meant with the same girl doing the writing, and nothing happening, like in this picture, just switch the guy with a hot girl. Let's put a brake on your everyone is immoral and an evil bastard, except for me.

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