Daily Afternoon Randomness (48 Photos)

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  • Brother Maynard

    #48 Happy Monday.

    • sooper truper

      Alana!!!!!

    • That Guy

      happy summer.

      • Some Dude

        Alana Blanchard is ungodly hot, and I have to say, I havent laughed this much or seen this much hot shit in a long time Thanks Chive, for a great post. Good shit!

  • parker

    #28 i got a thing for gingers with a body,

    • ilovethechive

      could play connect the dots on that badonkadonk for hours

    • Daith_Lee

      lol…man, i can't be tied to just one type of chick with a booty…Its like Pokemon…gotta catch 'em all…cept the fat ones with bootys…maybe an ugly one though….

      SN: I think I embarrassed myself with that old Pokemon line…lol…oh well..

    • Vagina Jones

      Hell Yea! I HATE decapitated gingers with missing bodies. Totally a turn off.

      • That Guy

        you ever think about changing your name to Fagina?

        • Vagina Jones

          No, not really, I don't wanna really be 'That Guy', you know what I mean?

    • El BrandO

      I'm not going to lie, at first I read the caption and was like, "Ehhh…" But then I was like, "Ahhhhh yeahhhhh!"

    • Ryan

      MUST FIND MOAR

      • Jay

        Agreed.

    • Ace

      Me too.

      Hint: it's a penis.

    • equalizermax

      #27 – Bitches loves Flowers, I'm going to give that Bitch Flowers!

  • tume

    #45
    if something can be sexy and scare the hell out of me at the same time

    • ak47

      fearection

    • That Guy

      i have the weirdest boner right now.

    • KyleRetrato

      "Well hello th- HOLYSHIT."

    • Charlie

      Old Actress named Bridget Bardot, look her up now for the thrill of your life.

    • 2DruNk2FraG

      MOAR!

  • brandon

    first

    • Brother Maynard

      to lick my balls.

    • drewscriver

      douche to comment on today's DAR

  • disturbed

    #2 #3 I see what you did there…

    • Mandems

      Technically it could carry on with #4

      • Shillio

        It pisses me off how bitches can take all your money.

        • Big Daddy Greg

          one word…prenup…..

  • Seldi84

    #28 let's have a whole post of cute freckled chivettes.

    • Paula_

      Yes, this one wins hands down. Oh and #42 still SUCKS ASS! Bye now.

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – really leaving for now

      • SkyVader

        "really leaving now"….forever, and ever and ever-ever?

        • Paula_

          Nah just that evening.

          Hugs,
          Paula
          – I'll be back

    • bruce

      fuck no ,freckled chics look like they have some weird std.

    • VedHead77

      CHIVE, Y U ONLY LET ME THUMB UP ONCE?

    • Dewd

      will take the opportunity to confess (been hiding it all this time) there's a ginger in my physics class, I FREAGGIN LOVE YOU GIRL!!!! ugggh if only this comment were "me talking right next to her in real life"

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Shannon-Coverdale/606371253 Shannon Coverdale

        brush the sand out of your vagina and talk to her then!

  • MikeofLA

    #35 So Long and thanks for all the Fish!

    • aleXTC

      nice

    • Motte

      Undercover NOFX reference. Well played.

      • ranD

        more like "hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy", one of the best books/movies ever!

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Zachary-Franklin/100001866943807 Zachary Franklin

      Douglas Adams, one of the best writers ever. Book 4 of one of the best trilogies ever.

      • http://www.facebook.com/pcribaudo Pete Ribaudo

        doesnt trilogy mean three?

  • Ryan

    I've got a thing for #41

    • Johnny Two Toes

      Is it a boner? I have a boner for her…

    • brett

      Yeah, one of my favorite DMB songs too!

    • Billy

      She makes me want to do #42.

    • Vagina Jones

      Got stuck on this picture for a pretty minute.

    • nice

      melissa riso

      • ilovethechive

        Yes, we have established that already

        • HornedHope

          I think it may be Melissa Riso.

          • Catch

            no, pretty sure it's Melissa Riso.

        • Derek

          In case you were wondering, that's Melissa Riso

      • Kris

        No it's not, it's Melissa Riso.

    • Anon

      She did nudies. Google away!

    • Paula_

      What ya got? A needle to pop her baloons?

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the one you love to hate

      • hMMMM

        seriously….WTF? those things are NOT attractive.

    • crboi

      it´s called a boner ryan

  • Evan!

    Hump de bump..

  • MikeofLA

    #34… wow… I'll drink to that.

    • ilovethechive

      I thought Tequila made your clothes fall off?

    • truthteller

      Ultimate panty dropper.

    • Vagina Jones

      This is the hottest pic.

      • Anon

        See, and all I could think of is, "what exactly is going on here?" Best I could figure, she's taking a dump while drinking Jack.

        • Vagina Jones

          Hahaha, thanks. Now thats ruined for me.

    • Wrangler86

      thank you mr. daniels, you have served your purpose. you may go now.

    • knuckles

      Is it me or is that hand a little… liver-spotty? A cougar maybe?

  • http://dirkpittfan.tumblr.com/ thatwasfun

    i think #3 also applies to #4

    • biggles

      And all i would do if i was number 4>1. call the police and make a report that the money was withdrawn out of your account without your knowledge or consent (dual bank account obviously).
      Then small claims court, since she has no right to all of the money in the divorce. You can charge her interest on the half she took without your consent. At 4.5% interest or higher. Depending on what state you live in.

      PS. immediately get a bank receipt to see how much money was withdrawn, save that for court. 8)

      She might get half, but because she's an irrational woman, it could back fire on her. And ya might walk away with a bit more than half.

      • Ned Flanders

        Or you could just not cheat on your wife…

        • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kyle-Bartley/77100504 Kyle Bartley

          We are talking about REAL options here Ned.

      • ranD

        or you realize the "my buddy .. blah blah" story is crap bc this pic is all over the internet…

      • Guest

        whoa somebody's taking this seriously. sounds like you've done this before

    • 6655321

      Bitch doesn't even know the difference between Your and You're. Better off without her.

  • Bob

    #29 Emma x 2 = hot

    • I want Emma

      I think Emma Watson is hot as hell… but she looks like trollface in this pic :/
      http://thechive.com/2011/06/06/daily-afternoon-ra

      • Mick

        Stone 5x hotter

    • Firefighter23

      If all hot girls made out at the same time we'd probably find world peace or some form of impossible bullshit.

      • greasdupdeafguy

        maybe divide by zero?

    • Ken

      Did she really need to get her hand stamped to get back in?

  • Mandems

    #9
    Is it me or does he look like Michael Jordan (not racist or anything)?

    • Jared

      I was actually thinking Michael Jordan/Magic Johnson Hybrid and you have Philippe

    • mali_sapun

      #9 could use some #10

      • Mandems

        its clear that #9 caused #23

  • Rob

    #8 Instaboner!

    • BishopJuice

      thats what the ladies on hump day should look like

    • Blech

      She must have Snooki hiding inside of her.

    • Nah

      Someone help, that red anaconda is eating a hot girl… or never-mind… that's just fat.

    • sirmixalot

      Chivette of the week !

    • The Ass Man

      That ass is what I'm talking about! Like bubbly pillows from heavan. Chive listen up – we need a lot more like this!!!

    • phideauxe

      Buncha freakin chubby chasers. Take your lard-ass loving retardation to fatass dot com.

  • sheoncebelieved

    #17 is Paula…ugly bitch

    • VedHead77

      …one day she stiffened…took the other side…

      • Anon

        Out on revenge

    • ranD

      you really dislike the troll dont ya? side question, have you submitted for chivette of the week yet? 🙂

      • Paula_

        Pssst, people with profile pics like that are usually dudes.

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – the one you love to hate

    • Chiveinator

      Curse you sheoncebelieved you totally stole my gag
      but at least I'm now below you on the list
      sleep well 🙂

  • bounceBack1

    #6

    Lift your skirt you will…

    • Firefighter23

      Do or do not, there is no will….???…..shit messed up the line again

      • Chiveinator

        Nailed it

    • Chiveinator

      Now this is how I would use the force to impress chicks, not levitating fruit like that dweeb vader

  • YEM

    #29

    More of this please!!

    • fly

      Look at Watson's hoverhand!

    • Dre

      Man this cracked me up, Chive i love you guys.

  • JohnsScarf

    Boxers are awesome #12….and so are thongs #11

    • Chiveinator

      I see what you d… , damn must learn to chive in earlier :@

  • Nina

    #11 About time too! Can't wait to get my bikinis and sundresses from their winter hiding spot 🙂

    • hMMMM

      AOL (ass on left) needs to be found.

    • Ryno

      We enjoy this sort of thing most of the year down here in Florida.

  • Paula_

    Fucking early DAR again. No time, BYE!

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – the one you love to hate

    • Evan!

      You know what they say..
      A Lemon a day keeps the sourness away..
      Check for yourself – http://www.lemonpart.org

      • Lime Party

        It doesn't work if you type the website in wrong….

    • E.V.L.

      Early DAR is awesome! It means I get to see it while still at work and not have to wait until I get home! 🙂

    • Seldi84

      Seeing as the DAR happens at 10pm/11pm here in England i say bravo early DAR

      • Paula_

        Across the water it's usually around 23:00.

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – the one you love to hate

  • pablo_v

    #13
    I used to say the exact same thing about the Passion of the christ

  • http://www.facebook.com/mattpeace Matthew Dj-Diesel Baron

    #6 Check out your tush I will

  • Happy Kid

    # is photoshopped, I can tell because she looks like an elephant, and I've ridden a few elephants before, one was your mom.

    • Happy Kid

      That was supposed to be

      #8

      Sigh.

      • PartyMarty

        If that's an elephant, call me Prince Ali.

    • ShooterMcGavin

      Comment Fail… (facepalm)

      • VedHead77

        Reply win.

        • sava

          comment brown noser

          • VedHead77

            Troll, troll, troll your boat, gently down the stream….

            • TrexSex

              That was the comeback that seemed the most appropriate at the time?

            • N00b

              You must be new…

            • Psych

              Kind of off the topic but you do realize that the only person you follow with your profile is a creepy dude with a picture of a chick as an avatar? Just an FYI

  • Tyler

    #28 Fuck yeah. Now that's what I'm talking about.

  • lol

    #8 FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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