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  • matty

    love it

    • matty

      oh ya

      • matty

        Does anyone know who she is? She is also the girl who doesnt wear her seatbelt but whats her name?

        • Jason

          Well obviously there is MOAR pictures of her on the internet… why hasnt this been solved already?!?!?!

        • BentWrenches

          find her!

  • Paula_

    Chive, I've noticed I'm not on the Facebook wall. I don't have a Facebook account (yeah, yeah, no friends etc.), but would you guys put my IntenseDebate icon up there with the other Chivers please? ❤ I belong there!

    – the one missing on the Facebook wall

    • phantom

      hell no

  • buckeye1337

    i first btw

    • Boner

      who? You. Back to school for you sir

  • dnsbubba


    Why is that horse in her cage?

    • Lobito23

      It's a death match between Paris Hilton and Sarah Jessica Parker

    • Katie

      I'm ashamed that I know this but… a secret admirer gave her that pony… It's named Princess Coco Chanel…

  • misschris

    #22 Well they make it sound like a damn good time!

    • j22

      commandment #11. Thou shalt not enjoy athletic competition.

      • j22

        Ha. Referring to poster above.

    • Wait what?

      Lesbians are not homosexuals?

    • Whhaaaat

      Seriously…….Sports fans?

      • noname

        Even if your a New Orleans Saints fan?

    • Carmine

      interesting about how the left our that whole MURDER thing and decided sports fans were more evil

    • Drake

      A damn good time with a bunch of Catholics

  • snoobs89

    #2 sophie howard and gemma atkinson i believe

    • JJones

      Sophie and Lucy Pinder

    • monkeynuts

      Lucy Pinder and Sophie Howard

      • CalculatedRisk

        I think I'm just gonna step in here, and propose slight name changes…

        Lucy Pounder and Sophie Howhard?

        • snoobs89

          mind = BLOWN

    • bryan

      close but i think its actually lucy pinder and sophie howard

    • snoobs89

      my Bad, id take sophie howard over gemma or lucy any day of the week tho.

  • EdWood

    And not a single hand could beat that pair!!!

    • McBeastie

      That's one way to compensate for a bad poker face.

    • Ryan Aubin

      Jennifer Tilly is one of the sexiest women alive! Gawd I love her.

    • ilovethechive

      I've beat to that pair many times. She needs no poker face…who's lookin at her face?

      • herb

        She has a face?

    • Travis

      My free pass!

    • Ned Ryerson

      my hand would be busy beating something else

  • Turk

    #6 Those need to be milked.

  • Urban

    #8 Would rather her be playing chess so she could pawn my bishop.

  • Oasis

    #11 LOL Who comes up with this shlt.

    • Sizzle

      Uh, someone who's seen a billion other played-out memes, apparently.

    • Jak

      A genius, obviously

  • Jimmy

    #14 Mic Fart: When you need to add a little bass to your music.

    • #387

      PHERRRRRRT Ooh that was a squeaky one!

    • Oasis

      "Oops your CD just skipped and everybody heard you let one rip."

  • Urban

    #24 The Government: Always fvcking us up the ass.

    • Why Not

      Especially our spelling.

  • wkdfrog

    #22 why sports fans?!!

    • MAK

      Drug Addicts aren't on list. I guess they're not as bad as sports fans

      • McBeastie

        Yeah, drunkards and pot-smokers are there but I guess if you're a hardcore meth or heroin addict you're fine with them.
        And maybe the sports fans just refers to NJ Devils fans?

    • jjj

      what exactly is a whoremonger?

      • DaddyD

        Most of us here on the Chive. "A person who has dealings with a prostitute."

      • Ken

        A guy who purchases more than one at once so that other guys don't get any. Very inconsiderate!

    • @StrongAsMeat

      I was wondering the exact same thing…

  • Bud Ugly

    Snooki, Paris Hilton, Kesha, and Lesbo-Bieber, all in one post.

    It's a shame their parents didn't see #4 sooner.

  • wkdfrog

    #31 the most awesome old folks home ever!

  • Calin Chifor

    #15 what;s with the jungle camo on that plane?

    • drewdeze

      he has his ghost perk on

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #10 #11 captions are mixed, get it right next time

  • killerdude

    who is #6?
    someone please tell me!!!!

    • Dutchguy

      She is Anna Song also known as Tanya Song, a nude model from Russia

  • Matt


    that show is awesome

    • HogtownDaddy

      The books are better

      • Tolkien

        Nobody fucking cares.

    • ROK247

      you had me at midget porn and twin-incest.

      i will admit that game of thrones started very slowly and i almost lost interest, but i'm definitely hooked now.

  • Pat

    #6 ummmm, not exactly what I was thinking…

    • ilovethechive

      I didnt even see that car

      • Chiveroni

        There's a car?

        • wheretheriverflows

          Oh, that was a car that had her reflection in it. Blinded by the headlights I guess.

  • Seldi84

    Lucy Pinder & Sophie Howard the Best British Breasts around.

  • Karl

    #22 Sports Fans? WTF?!?!?!

    • Kaars

      Sports fans are above Child Molesters and Prostitutes on Hell's Most Wanted List. I notice lawyers managed to stay off the list again…

    • Ken

      And Psychics. I haven't heard that God blackballed psychics. Jesus don't want nobody reading nobody's mind… apparently.

  • Djo

    Who she?


    for once i agree with Paula

  • steve

    #32…he taps that ass

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