Daily Afternoon Randomness (48 Photos)

  • buster

    #48, Welcome home, Danielle! Great tush btw

    • Sharky

      Damn we need her on recruiting posters ASAP!

      • Lowtiercomputer

        Go ARMY, Beat Navy!!!

        • AMAN Lee

          She is the only thing in the army to beat the navy…

    • ilovethechive

      Amazing Body and please take care of it on your next deployment. Stay Safe!

    • bud


    • Adam

      It is a nice tush as well as the rest of the body.

    • Casey Jacobson

      God bless our troops for what they do for our country… and our chive!

      • kater

        they don nothing for usa, but a lot for the business – learn your fact morons

        • ssstoopid

          Do you speak German as a first language? Thank your troops bitch!

    • BaJezzus

      Thank you for your service Danielle!! Stay safe, come home soon and post some more pics for us freedom loving chivers!!

    • shamshe


    • Duaneoca

      Fan-fucking… wait for it.. tASStic!

      Thanks for sharing!

    • Rolo Tomasi

      Welcome home and Danielle FTMFW!!!

    • Dan

      Thank you for your service! Now allow me to service you in return.

    • Username Taken


      • http://www.facebook.com/thomas.a.sampson Thomas Allen Sampson

        Dat Ass

        • Billy

          Is saving yours……………just sayin'

          • kater

            she save nobody's ass, especially when she's not protecting her country but the interests of a few people, moron

    • KyleGamgee


    • KyleRetrato

      Hoo-fucking-rah to that tush!

    • http://twitter.com/irlNick @irlNick

      Thanks for sharing you are gorgeous and more importantly thanks for serving! And welcome home for a little while, hope you stay staff on your next deployment.

    • yourmomonchive

      god bless Danielle, come back safe again..

    • Moezer

      She took my breathe away, Flawless

    • wheretheriverflows

      I'd join up for that! Thank you for your service and way to represent the midwest!

    • This Is Me

      MOAR, more, mohr; however you want to spell it, M O R E

    • miliano2.0

      I kind of want to enlist to help protect that body even though the roles would be reversed, with you protecting me and me crying "I want to go home!".

    • herb

      Danielle needs her own chivette of the week post!

    • Dewd

      ha! no one said it, so: Danielle will you marry me!?

    • GreyGhost9

      God Bless America, and high quality ass

    • equalizermax

      You forget to say First

    • jKrack

      I salute you

    • kater

      let the lazy biotsch do some real useful work instead of hoping to land cash and free college tuition by joining an army that only represents arms and oil industries

    • BoomBoomCannon

      I am going to join the army right now just to find you Danielle and plant my dirty seed

  • man man

    #31 Bill Murray and Eric Clapton = too much awesome in one place

    • engrishresson

      Right? The sheer weight of all that awesomeness in one place will cause the universe to collapse in on itself. Similar to dividing by zero.

    • Firefighter23

      Clapton Planet!!!

    • Yawn

      I think you misspelled "too much 'overrated' in one place."

      • http://isaiahsays.blogspot.com CaptainObvious

        I think you misspelled "I'm a retarded faggot who likes Justin Bieber and Paula"

    • august west

      So was this just a submission you had in the archive, because I didn't think "last night" meant the same thing as "last year"

  • mark

    #33, #34
    He appears to be distracted by something

    • BigTex

      this girl looks really familiar

  • Random

    #39 nom

    • FatherPatriot

      She looks like she has a massive tumor on her left shoulder!!!

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    Hardly first?

    – the one you love to hate

    • http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

      but always stupid

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Why does your avatar look like you ruined a perfectly fine photo of some piece of architecture by accidently walking into the frame?

        – the one you love to hate

        • Paula's Mom

          You are such an inbred, retarded whore

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            You could know mom.

            – the one you hate because of the ripped private parts at my birth

    • Firefighter23

      Paula if you were in a car accident I'd use the "jaw of life" to crush your hands so you couldn't type anymore

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Yeah and I'd tie you to my gurney and find a steep hill…

        – the one you love to hate

        • Capitalsfan74


        • panama99

          slowy getting closer to those double digits………

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            Don't panic, I got this.

            – the one you love to hate

    • Johnny Sixarms

      You're a failed abortion

  • http://luckymarriedguy.blogspot.com/ boob man

    #13….done….and thank you…..

    ———————- http://luckymarriedguy.blogspot.com/

    • http://luckymarriedguy.blogspot.com/ boob man

      and also, welcome home #48….you have a fantastic body!!!

      ————————— http://luckymarriedguy.blogspot.com/

      • Here'sHowIfuckMywife

        Your fuckin' blog is so damn creepy. Yeah… i dunno why I clicked on it either, I'm dumb.

        • Tyler

          I second this. Very weird blog indeed…..

        • gefundigeliebe

          Agree. Dunno why I clicked, and now I regret it. Your blog is the answer to a question no one asked, or ever will ask.

        • http://luckymarriedguy.blogspot.com/ boob man

          ouch….i guess the truth hurts….i was just trying something….maybe it's time to abandon that idea….

  • Casey Jacobson

    #8 I'm tripping you and then running.

    • fgj

      Topatoco for the win!

    • Ted Olczak

      Rookie mistake. The last thing I want is a crowd following me.

      • Vagina Jones

        You don't know, maybe he was already planning on becoming a Zombie. Plenty of brains to nom nom. Now whose the rookie?

        • Ted Olczak

          Those dumb enough to follow him

  • Big E

    wet DAR

  • straley

    #46 sometimes adversity is the mother of nipple, i mean invention. mother of invention

    • llano2

      How about getting the camera in focus?

    • http://renounceapprehension.blogspot.com/ MrRushing


  • Sharky

    #39 So yummy. And the ice cream tastes good too

    • switch_24

      what ice cream?

    • Hand of Fate

      Funny thing is, a couple of years ago my wife actually did the South American commercial for the same ice cream, which was filmed here in Florida. However it was a bit racier, and involved a dog taking her bikini top and a guy offering her a napkin to cover up or something along those lines.

  • FlyingSpagMonst

    This post will anger those of you who read it in a slightly retarded sounding voice.

    • http://renounceapprehension.blogspot.com/ MrRushing

      This post is calling out the stupidity of the preceding post in a serious tone and possibly enraging it's author. Too bad.

      • Vagina Jones

        ^^^ That post had potential but quickly became awkward and confusing.

  • not first

    like 15th….bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • ADD Man

      Try 12th you piece of whore. I hate you so much I went back and counted. And I have ADD so it took a few attempts to make sure. But i'm pretty sure its 12th, ASSHOLE.

      • http://www.facebook.com/catles Leslie Catles Bruder

        if you count replys then hes 20th or so idk im to lazy to count

  • Grifo

    Emancipated Penis?

    • Leroy

      Pink dolphin of the amazon. The indigenous think the souls of the people who drown in the river come back as these dolphins.

      • Conquistador

        Hahah indigenous are dumb. Lets take their land and raw materials if we haven't already.

        • ShakeyTheMoyle

          So wrong……yet sooo funny!:$

  • Greg

    #13 I did!!

  • CHiver

    Damn you #16, you're right

    • ROK247

      look again – now its tickets to that thing you like…

  • Selby

    #14 Yep, sure did.

  • Finster172

    #24 This guys luck never changes and I'm sick of it….SICK OF IT!

    • Jive

      Hear Hear!

    • wasd

      agreed fuck you JT!!!

    • thetech2

      its called money not luck

    • Truth

      It's called being successful, but you losers wouldn't know anything about that.

    • F. Gump

      I have no hate for JT……but I hate his game like Cleveland hates LeBron.

      • Chivers are ok

        I concur. That bastard gets all the great ass (except for C. Diaz).

        And Truth (up there ^^^^) it's not seccess alone…There are a lot of successful guys out there that can't do what he does. That asshole has game and swag. I hope he dies.

    • PiTT


      • Jen

        i bet his dong is HUGE

    • Brian

      No… he's lucky as hell too. His clothing company sponsored a car at the Indy 500. It was the car's only race of the season; driven by Dan Wheldon – his only race of the season. The rookie in the lead crashed on the last turn of the last lap and JT's car won. Lucky Bastard.

  • Glitched

    #43 #44 win

    • quintus

      You tell her snow white

  • disturbed

    #2 Just chillin'

    • bigjohn

      haters gonna hate

  • Cake is a lie

    I hate Justin Timberlake

    • LoL

      And he doesn't even know who you are.

    • amrith777

      He speaks highly of YOU….:D

    • caleb

      Cause you're a douche that lives in his mom's basement and he's a millionaire that bangs hot women? Right, your argument is completely legitimate….nice work sport.

  • Bud Lee

    #48 I have never wanted to serve my country more than I do at this moment <p class="comment-thumbs"><a style="display: block; width: 135px; height: 321px;" href="http://thechive.com/2011/06/07/daily-afternoon-randomnes-48-photos/dar-tuesday-22/"><img style="position: absolute;" class="comment-thumb" id="img-48-incomment-160430923" width="135" height="321" src="http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/dar-tuesday-22.jpg?w=135&h=321&quot; alt="Image #48" border="0">

    • riddler

      how do we know its her in the bikini pics…

      • LadyBodom

        i agree, i call bullshit. the bathrooms look diferent and why not show at least some of your face or hair. a lil too suspisious

        • http://www.facebook.com/danielle.hoff Danielle Hoff

          One is a bathroom, the other is a bedroom. Insane, huh?

    • WE War Win

      Well the way you posted, pleas don't try to get recruited in our 'intelligence' division.

      • We War Win


      • Bud Lee

        huh?!? What was wrong with my post?

  • Capitalsfan74

    #27 What's blue and smells like a red lobster?

    …..Blue lobster.

    • ROK247

      blue waffle? (DONT GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH IT)

      haha i warned you.

      • punisher

        Bastard ,of-course i googled it ,scarred for life.

      • McBeastie

        still haven't got the nerve up to google search it. I hope I never do but the curiosity is killing me.

        • Vagina Jones
          • method_man

            i really dont know why i cliked your like vagina jones…i had to keep my hand over part o the screen just in case

        • You're a Real Moron

          Just ask your mother about it. Bitch is nasty!

    • Chiveinator

      the dog whisperer has diversified

  • JohnsScarf

    #43 then #44 – I get it

    • Anon

      Must have taken you a long time to figure it out.

  • ilovethechive

    #2 Dog days of Summer
    #13 Amazing View
    #14 So True
    #23 Ride that Duckface Baby!
    #34 & #48 FTW!

  • The Guy

    Cereal Killer #3

    • amrith777

      I love pyramid head–this is brilliant!!

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