• br0!!


    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      You're WHAT?

      – the one you love to hate

    • brO!!'s boyfriend

      We sure are lover! Gay as they cum right? teehee! We don't like birds – only hamsters, am I right?

  • http://twitter.com/p_oneill @p_oneill

    I was just waiting for it to take a big old chunk out of the guy's leg.

  • equalizermax

    I'm waiting… waiting… waiting… waiting… still waiting….

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Shannon-Coverdale/606371253 Shannon Coverdale

    They do, they are just covered in feathers

  • doodle cakes

    I liked it.

  • method_man

    i fuckin want a parrot, there cool guys

    • wocmontana

      no you don't man haha, at least the one my mom has had forever is annoying as fuck. It tries to attack me everytime I go to her house, then it just talks nonstop ridiculously loud for hours when noone is in the room.

      • Gern Blansten

        Just like your mother…..

    • Ken

      Cuckatoos like that one need a TON of attention. Definitely not an animal that you can just stick in a cage when you are too busy. If they don't get their attention then they scream and develop neurotic behaviors like pulling out their feathers. Certainly, not a pet for everyone. Lovable, though.

    • Anon

      they're, as in they are.

      • OwnerOfYou

        yes, thank you for that. i was raging.

    • https://www.facebook.com/jpstrauss Juann Strauss

      Get yourself a love bird. If you can handle that, you can upgrade to a real parrot.

  • DragonFart

    slow day, huh?

    • srsly

      Chive is about to lose their video posting privileges

  • ROK247

    its unfair that i dont have wings!

    • V4Vendetta14

      I think that every day!

    • http://www.facebook.com/autohagiographer Adriana Byproxymoron Garcia

      I was gonna say that! haha. Good call.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      WTF would a cat do with wi… ooohhh… wait…. FLYING targets!!! Yeah! Great idea!

      – the one you love to hate

      • Coldzilla

        Hey if anyone deserves a shot in the pussy 😉

  • ROK247

    cats go batshit crazy for freaking lazer beams!

  • Tom


  • b-ry

    tough day at the Chive.

  • Flicka


    • Tyler

      Finally someone says it. Thank you.

    • https://www.facebook.com/jpstrauss Juann Strauss

      Umbrella Cockatoo.

  • sheoncebelieved

    Paula's a dumb bitch just like that bird

    • Billy

      Damn girl you really want fuck that bitch up………I don't blame you.

      • VedHead77

        Turns out, sheoncebeleived is actually a dude. A creepy dude who has a thing for trolling for trolls. Somebody gave me that little nugget of info 2 days ago.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Pfff, get in line y'all.

        – the one you love to hate

    • Chiveon!

      Are you really the hot chick in your profile? Will you please submit some photos? Thanks!

  • EdWood

    I think there is a Freudian slip there somewhere.
    Just saying.

  • grammar nazi


    • wocmontana

      ha oops, just finished a workout, guess I'm more tired than I thought

  • John

    your grandma wouldn't stop squaking…? WTF

  • junior

    maybe you should just post rhinnia's ass again…

  • disturbed

    These things live way too long to be a pet.

    • http://www.facebook.com/clifstone1 Clif Stone

      longer than this video? because it seemed to last forever.

  • bob

    That actually does a lot of damage to your pet's eyes.

    • Sterrrrr

      So does cumming in your dog's eye, after you put peanut butter on your balls.

  • cheezebits

    haha, at 0:54 the bird is questioning his clawing abilities. Why don't you work damn it!?

  • LOL

    Hey Wocmontana its not nice to talk about your grandparent that way.
    "My mom had a parent…..

    • DistractedIndividual

      Ummm, obviously a comment fail…..Nice work chap.

  • http://jagassery.com/blog/ jaguar1024

    I'm glad the video cut before he moved the dot to his groin…………………………

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      What, afraid you'd get horny while there's no 2 steaks in the house?
      Hey! We happen to have the same Intensedebate score! How not cool is that!

      – the one you love to hate

    • HUH?

      HA! thats just what i was thinking, "here birdie, now lick some peanut butter off my junk…….."

      • http://jagassery.com/blog/ jaguar1024

        Peanut butter……………coated with sunflower seeds………..

  • OwnerOfYou

    This game is an atrocity…

  • Allenavw

    I think it would have been funnier if the parrot squawked a little or maybe bitch slapped (flapped?) the owner. Or if the parrot knew swear words and when to use them. Cussing Parrot Getting Punked sounds a lot better.


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