Where are all the sexy Irish women, Ireland? (15 Photos)

I'm well aware that most of the girls in the gallery below are not Irish. And that's mostly because there's not a single search engine, tumblr, flickr, or Chive submission that proves that hot Irish women exist.

In fact, Leo and I have been to Ireland a couple times recently and the attractive Irish were scarce. We actually saw a couple hotties at the pub once, but when we went to talk to them they had American accents. Don't get me wrong we're huge fans of Ireland, Leo and I are Irish. We're even considering having a Chive meetup in Dublin. But where are all the sexy Irish women hiding?

According to Alexa, theCHIVE is one of the largest sites in Ireland right now, so we know you're tuning in. This is your call to arms. The last time we singled out a country like this, Canada responded, and responded with vigor. If you're an Irish Chivette, snap a photo of yourself representing your homeland in some way. A simple 'Chive On from Ireland' is fine. Guys, if you know any hot Irish women, snap their photo and user our handy-dandy submit page to share them with the world. I'll post a gallery when/if the photos arrive.

This is a great opportunity for our Irish Chivers and Chivettes to debunk the myth that Irish women are not attractive. Do it for your country! Chive On!

John n' Leo

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  • thomas

    I'm from Cork and we party hard here. we've got some fit girls here tho too. challenge accepted

    • panama99

      Fit is another word for pudgy and fat!!!!

      You party hard there so you can sleep with all the other dumpy girls that you wish you saw on the Chive.

      • its_forge

        You… really don't want to get Irish people mad at you. Take it from me. My middle name is Patrick.

    • O'Colmain

      Sláinte Corcaigh!

    • Yeahsure

      Is that you Galvin?

    • shwan

      everybody knows that you go to Ireland for the beer, food and women. You come back from Ireland drunk, hungry and gay.

      • Stevo

        well, you did anyway.

      • Ronan

        poor attempt at a joke,can't even spell séan correctly,you should concentrate on your spelling before you think about visiting any more countries,you'll only portray your fellow country men as illiterate dumb asses

    • Gregoire

      Irish girls attractive ? Right… and next you tell me Irish food is great. Get real. Most Irish girls are fat, ugly mingers who wear too much make up.They think they have style (and don't) and the results are hilarious and very predictable.

      • Rangerdanger

        Someone's a bitter ass brit.

      • eter@live.es

        wtf !? I'm French. Q : Why don't Irish women use vibrators? A: They chip their teeth.

        • panama99

          Watch out eter……don't make em mad.

          There is an Irish guy above who wrote me and said his middle name is Patrick! I don't think he remembers his first name though. He probably forgot it while trying to forget all of the chubby Irish girls also.

          • Ronan

            panama99 what are the odds that you once lived in panama and had to leave because of its shit standard of living,probably unable to bring home a decent wage so you were forced to emigrate,hows your extended family???still living in the 3rd world?

  • pjsupremex

    #6 irish or not…… MOAR!

    • Rick

      meh

    • Sick

      i think she is from Brazil…

      • Richard

        It's Jeisa Chiminazzo, she's definitely Brazilian. Was in SI Swimsuit Issue about three years ago.

    • good taste

      Are you serious… you picked the ugliest girl of the lot and asked for MOAR. wtf

  • Tony

    #15 yes

    • Jeremy

      I prefer Smithwicks to Guiness, but will happily drink either.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/William-Lynch/738626526 William Lynch

      They ask like it is a bad thing. Of course Guinness is the sexiest.

  • i44u

    All of my girlfriends are ugly sea-donkeys. But come to Dublin!

    • V4Vendetta14

      ROFL, Sea Donkey/Mermaid…all the same after last call… Dublin is a fun town. I want to make it back again someday…

  • buster

    lonely island

  • BGP

    #7 Whoa!

    • misschris

      Holly Huddleston. An annoying "Olly" girl. WAYYYY better to watch with the volume off. 😉

      • Rick

        /hawt

  • Dan

    #15 after 10 of these EVERYTHING gets Sexy!

    • Head Chef

      After 10 of them you wont be able to get of the crapper!!

    • Dirty Dingus

      When every man in the country has permanent beer goggles, the women don't need to be hot. It's just simple Darwinism. Hey-O

    • Rangerdanger

      Guinness stout actually has a lower abv than most beers. If you get drunk off of it you're either a lightweight or you drank a shit ton of it really fast.

  • kimmy

    #8 no problem!! i'll fuck u anytime, anywere, anyanything baby!!

  • Just Sayin'

    I've found the end of the rainboy guys! #8

    • SilkySapper

      rainboy? are you an Irish-Catholic Priest by chance?

  • 4everDistracted

    Chive, I have gotten absolutely nothing done this morning at work. Thanks!

  • misschris

    #8 Those eyes! Very sexy.

  • Urban

    #11 I don't know about you, but I'm feeling lucky.

    • ilovethechive

      barely evil ariel…somewhat google worthy

    • ranD

      wish the big one was over her face….

  • rez

    #3 Are you sure she's got something,anything to do with Ireland
    Not that I'm bothered you understand.:D

  • oasis

    #5 What a smile. The luck of the Irish.

    • Eastwood

      Pr0n star. Not that I'm really complaining…I just can't wait until the REAL Irish chivettes start submitting.

      • William

        name?

  • jay

    check out georgia salpa, she's hot and irish, one of the few though

    • Brad

      she looks like a gypsy…

    • God

      Thank you jay

      • Justin Hall

        You are mistaken. I went to school in Dublin, and there is a surprising amount of Irish birds. I'm thinking John and Leo went to Temple Bar, and fit ladies do not tread there.

  • harrypalms1

    #8 and #11.. Everyday of the week and 4 times on Sunday 😀 YUMM!!

  • Turk

    #15 Hello, Gorgeous!

  • http://blog.tomsforeign.com Edward

    #15 Yes!

  • Bud

    Ya, if #4 is their idea of a beauty queen, they have some work to do.

    • cincy o

      I love these guys that anonymously rip girl's looks, when if the girl would talk to them in real life, they would probably piss their pants…..

  • true

    #7 id venture to say 92% if the chicks on this post are not Irish but my guess is nobody really gives a fook!

    • Jack Mehoff

      Yes the fuck we do, I hate fakes.

  • bob

    Make a post about Irish women

    only post american women on st. patrick's day…

  • David

    A former Miss World is from ireland if that helps. Rosanna Davison.

  • buster cherry

    Top o' the foreskin to ya

  • Sugreev2001

    #9
    Congratulations,You have just won Ireland…how do you feel ?

  • nojoke420

    #15 One of the few curves Chive posts that you can actually get your hands on.

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