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  • n1ghtstalker

    #4 God that was a good film. Only because of this scene and the waterfall scene!
    Not sure what #11 is doing but whatever it is… I like it!

    • Hey_You

      #11 was a jimmy kimmel skit with a lot of hot women like scarlett johannsen, jessica biel and what not

    • Dave

      I improved this gif for y'all (fixed the video jump)

      Chive On!

    • TeamCosmic'

      #11 with a subtle lip bite.

  • Frank

    #11 What I would give to be that ball.

    • Dude

      While you are watching, remind yourself that she does this to sean penn every morning.

      • Snowman

        thanks for killing it for me

      • tom a

        they broke up….

        but still, she did sean penn

    • Dave

      I improved this gif for y'all (fixed the jump)

      Chive On!

  • MigraineBoy

    #12 That's the ugliest ballerina I've ever seen.

    • amrith777

      Maybe–but the dude moves pretty well for being that buff…still funny as shit,though.

    • I Have Seen Uglier

      You must have never seen the opening scene to Sex and The City, where Sarah Jessica Parker is wearing a tutu.

    • 6655321

      Dream hands, dream hands, dream hands.

  • Jimm Pratley

    "I am pretty, oh so pretty"

    • Htownpunk

      She was much hotter before she started dating communists.

  • bbqboobs

    #2 Was that sexy? I'm not sure.

    • ROK247

      like a bowling ball

    • Bodhi

      Like a Boss!

    • That Guy

      this is a new wave of comedy pornos. you thought the acting was bad?

  • Paula_

    #3! Sucks! Ass!

    – I'd swear the Chive is going to do a 'Lebowski' gallery soon just to piss me off!

    • dash

      fuck you the big lebowski rules

      • Sal

        Paula… Stop existing

        • Paula_

          The universe will reboot. Are you sure (Y/N)?

          – the one, just the one, that's it

    • Anakrusix

      Or you are trying to do some reverse psychology to get what you want. Keep talking, bitch.

    • Wilson

      Any one else think this Paula person is annoying? I sure do.

      • JstevensF

        She's/it's the resident troll here at the Chive Wilson.

      • amrith777

        You must be new here

        • Wilson

          Not new. Attempting and failing at trolling the troll. I figured it would make it mad if i didn't know what it was.

          • amrith777

            Ahhh..that makes sense.Carry on then,good sir!!

          • Paula_

            So I even win by doing nothing. I love this shit!

            – the one you love to hate

            • i know my rights

              the beauty of the plan is its simplicity. like Lenin said, look for the person who will benefit and you will, uh, you know, you'll, uh

      • Lev

        State obvious, receive thumbs up.

    • The guy

      Yer stupid bitch

  • Cyberfunker

    #2 that guy is a douchbag

    • TylerV

      Nothing says good job like an open-palm slap on the bottom 😀

  • The Bandit

    #3 ….this is what happens when you find a stranger in the alps!
    #6 …nice front flip 10/10
    #12…the un-manliest thing ever!

  • Cyberfunker

    #11 HoBo is the greatest workout of all time….

  • kyle

    #5 Which did this hurt more, his balls or his face?

    • Paula_

      His pride.

      – the one you love to hate

      • amrith777

        Just gonna say "His EGO!!"

  • Paula_

    #4 Bo Derek FTW!

    – the one you love to hate

    • xXbeermonkeyXx

      loved her in bolero!

    • amrith777

      I agree Bo Derek FTW–but that ain't Bo.And to the dude below me–"10" was the name of the movie,but I applaud the fact that you knew the main theme was "Bolero".

    • Nah

      This chick isn't even remotely hot, not in or out of the movie. There are millions hotter.

      • Paula_

        You DO know that saying shit like "isn't even remotely hot" requires you to show us a pic of your girlfriend, right? Thought so.

        – isn't even remotely hot

        • The guy

          Ram it up your cunt

        • The guy

          Fuck off

    • The guy

      You remind me of a dump I once took

      • Paula_

        Here comes the scary part: _I_ can crawl back in!

        – the one you love to hate

  • ThatGuy

    #7 Que chariots of fire track,

    • Caca

      Does anybody know WTF is going on here?

      • Stevo

        I dunno, but I like the way they go nuclear with the mace, even hitting their own guys.

      • Ken

        It is a new international triathlon. You swim 5 miles, bike 30 miles, run 10k and then have to cross the border guarded by mace carrying immigration officers. Winners gain citizenship.

  • Fort Kickass

    #7 greased up deaf guy?

    • mort

      can't catch me

    • Sizzle

      Nailed it.

  • Kiron

    is it just me or does #11 look like Scarlett Johansson?

    • Astiahl

      From a late night TV sketch called "Humpilates"…I do believe Scarlett was one of the girls in it. It's on YouTube if you wish to…study it…

    • j_rizzo

      It's just you – that's Abe Vigoda, you can tell by the tattoo

      • Glenn_Coco

        ROFL! Well played sir.

  • snoobs89

    #2 just screams porno set

    • nothing

      u nailed it my friend

      • snoobs89

        i think after she picked herself up he "nailed it"

    • someone

      it was a prono .. seen it 😀

      • nerfherder

        which one?

      • Blac

        name of the porno???

        • Court Montgomery

          I don't know the name, but google "brunette goes head first into the plant" and you'll find it.

    • icya

      I especially like how the lighting comes from the side of the classroom instead of overhead.

  • DCBizzle

    #4 camel toe!

  • JPC

    #4 – Awesome body. But am I the only one who thinks her face is really weird looking? Like I can't tell if I find it attractive or not.

    • P90

      Exactly, I thought I was the only one.

    • Sharky

      You're looking at her face?

    • keepinitreal

      Now that you mention it, I do notice she has a face.

      • TitoRigatoni

        Looking for awhile, still not seeing a face…

    • Rhaegar


      …just stop.

      And I agree, her face is *almost* busted…but that body. The whole situation makes my penis confused.

      • RustyNailz

        The argument is over whether or not Brooklyn Decker is hot??? You know how I know all of you are gay….

    • Tony

      What face? All I see is wonderful oily jiggly bewbs and a cameltoe.

  • AnyoneForCoffee

    #7 Not totally convinced this isn't human rights abuses in action here….

    • BigHate

      I don't even know you coffee and for some reason I already hate you.

    • darby

      LiveNation, which is on the shirt of the gentlemen wearing a white tee, is responsible for 90% of the major concerts in America, so I would assume that it is merely a music event or some other form of entertainment. Hell, the entertainment might be the naked guy.

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #7 they may take our lives, but they will never take our FREEDOM!!

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    #9 Wait…….. did he die?

    • Meeshbee


    • Gern Blansten

      Only if his parachute didn't open…..

    • KyleRetrato

      …and they never saw him again..

  • Vantastic

    #10 Her head wanted to go 3 times around, the body, did not! I love how the other person is just texting or something the whole time.


    I would beat that guy in #2 so hard that he wouldn't have a face left

    • EnragedGonad

      I don't want to hear about you beating guys.

    • derek

      it was a porno. saw it a long time ago

    • Kim

      Instead he got to fuck her in every hole.
      That guy wins.

    • Jerry

      Wow, you're like some retarded internet hero loser.

  • Edward

    #2 Thats awesome lol

  • Bleeding_Gums_Murphy

    #7 is greased up deaf guy

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