Captions: Like a toasted peanut butter and jelly with sex on top (28 photos)

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  • Dan

    #15 She's the happiest hollywood star ever!

    • Kai

      bbrrrraaaaaiiinnnssss

    • Ryan

      How the hell do people still find her attractive??

      • Catch

        90% of the time, she's hideous. The other 10% she still looks kinda like a dude.

    • Maynard B.

      Such a buzzkill.

    • jay_w

      in every photo i've seen of her, see looks wasted.

  • Firefighter23

    Chive On all you Chivers and your captions of funniness

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Keith-Piscitelli/1211787995 Keith Piscitelli

    #27, seriously, WTF happened to her?

    • j22

      She's still hot. The media targeted her, thats what happened to her. Seems pretty normal to me. I mean come on party, alcohol, drugs… whats so bad?

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Keith-Piscitelli/1211787995 Keith Piscitelli

        there's no doubt that i would still, but compared to a couple of years ago, just look at that rolling stones cover…

    • Dan

      Too many drugs and thinking she's above the law.

    • Chiveinator

      Wilmer Valderrama

      • Jen

        CRACK IS WHACK

    • Jack Mehoff

      Drugs man, drugs.

    • cheezebits

      Cocaine's a hell of a drug

  • caleb

    Chive….why you no have Chive tees?

    • DrROBOTO

      meth

  • thom

    #1
    Got to be some witty Jabba the Hut caption that some witty Chiver can come up with.

    • ROK247

      Cha skrunee da pat, Sleemo

    • nojoke420

      Bo shuda

  • LoveIt

    assinfronts. it's a growing problem.

    • obese

      in America

  • Walker

    # 24 Carl Sagan FTW!!!!!! If it's one thing I have learned is that you do not fuck with Carl Sagan!

  • thrillho

    #24 Carl!

    • SweetAwesomeness

      "Somewhere, Something incredible is waiting to be discovered"

      -Carl Sagan

      he was obviously referring to the theChive

  • Ripple

    #22 i loved this show

    • llano2

      There should be a little more respect for cops.

      • F the police

        You're right. I should have mad respect for guys who bust people for a nug of weed and then go out all night drinking and driving with other "cops".

    • http://www.last.fm/user/mutiilator Brand_n

      Kids on the beat, kids on the street! Beat Kids, Beat Kids!

    • Shiftycap1

      YES!!! Wonder Showzen was the shit!!!

  • Sharky

    #15 You forgot the lip bite

  • http://thechive.com/ Turduckenn

    #16 Ive never had more concentration anywhere else

  • d3w

    1st bitches

    • Tek257

      Not even close jackwagon

    • Pat

      "Nailed It"

  • JohnsScarf

    #16 – Killed some precious hours myself as a kid doing that

  • WERD

    #22 – Wondershowzen FTW!!

    • dubassis

      blood tastes soooooo goooood…..

  • Veronica Rivas

    #1 is damn sexy!

    • Chiveinator

      Rule 34

  • crazydog

    #7 speak up…shy ronayyyyyy

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Luis-Francisco-Rodriguez-Lugo/635776387 Luis Francisco Rodriguez Lugo

      Use your outside voice!

      • Codey

        Just imagine them naked

        • Dormin

          Boner alert!

  • Turk

    #16 this is what my kid does with Angry Birds.

    • topher

      this aint the world i grew up in

      • Shiftycap1

        Yea, somehow you'd be wasting electricity or wasting water………I miss 80's parents logic.

  • DCMOFO

    #16
    For the same reason my smartphone has effectively tripled my poop time.

    • MikeD

      Side Note: Best done at work or while being paid

  • Brother Maynard

    #19 Great!

    • DaddyD

      I laughed my sandals off …

    • Derpedo

      This photo is missing the part where he's covered in piss and blood…

      Also his turban, it's missing his turban.

  • MigraineBoy

    #1 Has butt cheeks in the front, too!

  • Royce

    #3 for one, he's not even in snow… Now there's your problem/

  • http://www.facebook.com/jonathan.prack Jonathan Prack

    #28 still cracks me up

  • Anon

    Anyone else notice how they put their latest "Bad Teacher" ad as one of the three "Favorites" on the home page? You know, those spots where they usually put the posts people actually like?

    Please sell out harder, Chive. You haven't quite sold out enough.

    • craigarlen

      How do you expect them to pay for all of this? You think they just do this for shits and giggles? They have to make money somehow. It could be worse, they could start charging for theChive… What would you say if they made you pay to see Sexy Chivettes? You'd sing a different tune about a little ad on the main page…

      And I'm done ranting for the day, we now return you to your regularly scheduled comments…

      • Anon

        Ads are one thing. For example, I have no problem with the huge Zelda ad that runs across the entire home page.

        But making ads into posts, then highlighting them in the "Most Popular Posts" is just plain trashy.

      • Your Mom's Dog

        It's theChive. Who gives a shit what ads they post and where? We know why we'er all here and why we'll keep coming back.

        Chive On!

        • Your Mom's Dog

          *we're

    • Chiveinator

      be thankful we don't have to watch embedded videos to get in here

  • aewyfk

    BIF: Butt In Front

  • John

    Poor selection. Yet somewhere around the world 29 assholes think they are comedians.

    • hMMMM

      Really??? You thought all 29 of these were bad??? These were freaking hilarious.

    • Chiveinator

      DUDE!
      #1 #25

    • sealso

      I remember when the chive was funny too

    • Kelly

      Make that 30, John

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