• sniggi


    • snowbird

      i see your penis… i raise you one vagina

      • The Dude

        I see your vagina and give you one raised penis

        • herpderp

          i see ur raised penis and a give you a dry goatse…..ok too much

        • ** PAULA HATER **

          i give you paula!

    • meh

      Well played, sir. Your parents must be so proud.

      • Jen

        MMM PENIS

  • MigraineBoy

    #2 Take your non-smoking policy and shove it!

    • Pointing

      One problem….that's not smoke. It's ash.

  • Zorg

    A case with four stones in it! Not one or two or three but four! Four stones!

    • MyNameIsNobody

      Lol Zorg! I love that movie!

    • tralfaz

      Multi – Pass

    • plop


    • ROK247


    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Samantha-Hampel/1388604583 Samantha Hampel

      But you can still count. Look it's easy. Look at my fingers, four stones, four crates, zero stones, zero crates! Pack everything up we're outta here.

    • Glenn_Coco

      big bada-boom

    • http://www.facebook.com/weng.hong.chieh Hong Weng

      LOTR Mordor it is!!

  • Graeme Barry

    Looks like the end of the world…shudder.

  • zachinacubicle

    Reminds me of Mount St. Helens.
    Ash just sucks to clean up.

  • method_man

    #11 looks like scarface sneezed all over the street

    • ** PAULA HATER **

      Actually, that is what the street looks like before Charlie Sheen comes through and sweeps it up.

      • DistractedIndividual

        Sheen cannot even touch Scarface- You are for shame for even referencing that-

  • MyNameIsNobody

    Beautiful photos! Nice collection, Bob – thank you!

    • keep it real

      too much shop enhancement.

  • jason in pc

    That was a nice eruption and ima let you finish but iceland had the best eruption of all time….. of all time!

    • NoMoreImaletufinish

      Please, NO MORE 'ima let you finish' … dude, it's getting OLD and it's not even funny anymore

  • meh

    *Walter Mathau

    • vaughn

      Mathau is better

  • MRWong


  • vaughn

    Whatta ash-hole…

    • Ken

      "The Shining" anybody?

  • snoobs89

    #16 Paula?

  • snoobs89

    didnt you know paula comes from a chilean volcano?

    • plop

      and, let me guess, it can only be destroyed in the flames of mt. peyehue…

      • snoobs89

        Tolken couldn’t have put it better himself.

  • b-ry

    gotta love how the chive is now an advertising site. the background is no longer CHIVE, its Nintendo!

  • BlackK

    Is there anyone who can explain to me, why the fuck there's lightning in a volcano cloud?

    • yep


    • steve

      yea it has to do with hot and cold air colliding and friction and blah blah…..hell I don't know

    • http://twitter.com/p_oneill @p_oneill

      You've got tons of abrasive ash rubbing violently moving around at really high speeds – builds up an immense static charge which has to go somewhere. Think of it as several hundred billion little dudes running across the shag carpet in the middle of winter.

    • Dick LeGrande

      Thats it's way of saying, Move the fuck out of the area…with a quickness!

  • Nick

    #15 I came…

    • steve

      i saw

    • Chiveroni

      Looks pretty dusty and dry. Been a while eh?

    • DistractedIndividual

      I Conquered!

    • Conor

      On hiroshima..?

  • tralfaz

    It is folly.

  • http://twitter.com/rensintl @rensintl

    #14 is amazing!

  • wocmontana

    crazy how something so dangerous could be so beautiful at the same time

    • Dick LeGrande

      Sex can be dangerous, and yet so beautiful at the same time.

  • Ernie

    You sir, made my day

  • Josh Peters

    the explosive nature of nature is explosive

  • absolutcarcrazy

    One must simply let that joke die……

  • b-ry

    i understand the business of it…and i know it's not nearly as bad as most sites…but to change the entire look of the site….didn't think they would go that far. it's not even green anymore!!!

    • ranD

      the shit will be up for a few days, and poof it will be gone. and besides ITS ZELDA!!! at least its something cool. it could be far worse.

  • brian


  • Lia

    So…How much is ‘shopped and how much is real? I don’t know enough about volcanos to tell…

    • Max Austin

      NONE of these are shopped.

      • ---

        I'm chilean, and we're pretty much use to this kind of things.. and believe me, no photoshop here

    • Bodhi

      Some of the pictures are just taking with long explose which give them a godly feel and catch all the lighting in one.. and the lighting was red.

      • Bodhi


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