Daily Afternoon Randomness (47 Photos)

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  • HankT

    #16 #37 #47…Happy Hump Day indeed!

    • denzino

      you forgot #40 WOW

  • Justin

    poop

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    Hi guys, I'm back! Tell me how much you missed me today ❤ (or lie and say you didn't miss me)!

    btw #40 (way to go Willow!) followed by #41: Chive Win!

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – the one you love to hate

    • Pfund

      TheChive would surely implode if you left, Paula

      • Chiveinator

        she never left she was just busy with those toy cars they shipped in

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          No I was playing with the colorful bird dildo.

          btw Willow, can we do requests now? I'd like to order a good downblouse for fridays SC. IA! <3<3<3

          Hugs,
          Paula
          – the one you hate to love

          • Willow

            Sorry, no requests because you are a retarded fucking whore and you need to be dragged into the street and shot, stabbed, set on fire and left to rot. Fuck off and die you scugly bitch.

            • DJwillflo

              … Get outta here.

              • asdasd

                Jesus rapture-skipping Christ, your physics-defying ass is a masterpiece!!
                You should make a mold out of it and gift it to the world!!

                • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

                  You accidently replied to Willow instead of me idiot.

                  Hugs,
                  Paula
                  – the one you hate to love

            • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

              Owwww… that's horrible. I like you! I smell a new romance here <3.
              Too bad you're not the real deal.

              Hugs,
              Paula
              – the one you hate to love

    • Chiveinator

      Lets try that again
      Infinite thumbs up to you Paula :*

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Fuck you, that worked! I'm at zero now!? I suppose I can't collect any points anymore now, either up or down. Hmmm…. Let's think about that for a moment… >:-)

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – I FEEL NAKED!!!

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          OWWWWWWWWW…. Just as I clicked 'submit' my score re-appeared!! I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK BITCHES!!!!!!

          Hugs,
          Paula
          – Phew!!!! Close one!

          • Vagina Jones

            Yea… but you were at 133… Your trolling became novel and now your hardly a troll. I think you became ironically hip like David Hasselhoff.

        • Johnny Sixarms

          I wish you would die. I'd like to be the one to kill you.

        • Johnny Sixarms

          Submit a picture to the chive of you dying

    • amrith777

      I missed you–but I wasn't here either today.Well…'til NOW. (9:09pm Mountain time)

  • Random
    • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

      quite the toe there

    • Anonarama

      Ok.. chivettes… send these in and lets get an ass drop hump day next week!!

    • Dirty Dingus

      That's the sexiest thing I've seen in a while…even if it does have the same resolution of Super Mario Bros.

      • Dirty Dingus

        How about getting that in HQ / HD?

    • Jerry

      I want to eat those assholes.

      • Vagina Jones

        Ewww whats wrong with you? 'You never go ass to mouth!'

        • Beckster

          Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's forgivable to go ass to mouth.

          • Vagina Jones

            Heh. I knew it.

            • miles

              i'm pretty sure you just compared an asshole to a vagina.

              • Vagina Jones

                And?

    • BobSugar

      ^^these

    • https://www.facebook.com/ilya.josefson Ilya Josefson

      Woah… you must be a magician to be able to post those GIFs without the #'s…. TEACH ME

    • brett

      Okay Lauren, balls in your court!! Let's see what you got!

      • http://laurengentile.tumblr.com/ Lauren Gentile

        Challenge accepted. 🙂

        • On like Donkey Kong

          THAT is excellent news.

        • Hand of Fate

          Truly excellent news, indeed. 🙂

        • huh?

          Nice to see you in #47 Ms Gentile.

        • patov40

          Damn, posted my request before I read this! Beautiful and funny. Atta girl Lauren!B)

    • HankT

      Fucking mesmerizing…

    • patov40

      Okay Miss Gentile, I believe it's your turn. B)

    • mtpuckhead

      MOAR ass drop gifs!!!!

  • jason

    Hump day never disappointing. #40

    • ssstoopid

      As long as they keep it female!

    • ranD

      this is possibly the best DAR of all time. sweet geezuz

      • Lotus

        Eh, I disagree. This should be called "Hump Day Light" or "Hump Day with Reaction Pics". I understand on hump day the DAR should obviously include a few nice humps, but I think they went overboard here and lost focus of what the DAR is about. The actual attempts at being funny or random were pitiful compared to DARs of the past, in fact, this may be the first DAR that didn't even get a chuckle out of me.

        • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randy Gallegos

          ya i laughed and smiled all the way till the end, so id say mission accomplished on the goal at hand. did you catch last nights South Park? cynicism is a real disease and can't be treated…. you're just stuck being an asshole, its part of getting older…

  • King Wenceslaus

    #16 and #47: holy yes.

  • Brother Maynard

    #44 #47 Wednesdays are becoming almost as good as Fridays.

    • Herm23

      Almost? I have Wednesday in the lead by a tiny bit.

    • Jonathen

      I'd say it far exceeds Friday already. I think the Chive has made us realize that no matter how much we men say we are into boobs, we are all ass-men by nature.

  • thomas

    #9, yes please, thanks

    • Shawn Forth

      Yes more, we need moar!!

    • RangerW

      O please god MOAR!

    • the frenchman

      yes please moar.

  • BAM_TheMan

    #9 Absolutely!

    • materthegreator

      double yes to that.

  • TitoRigatoni

    #6 this does not concern you. Move along.

    • amrith777

      Supprise buttsecks!! xD

    • Anonymous Chiver

      Rofl!

  • pablo_v

    #3
    best thing I could've read today

    • Professor Zing

      David Tennant. The best thing I could've seen today.

  • Brother Maynard

    #5 Found Nemo.

    • Firefighter23

      Or a small version of that space worm from Star Wars. Oops let my nerd out again

    • its_forge

      Along with Lowly Worm from the Richard Scarry kids' books.

  • ShooterMcGavin

    #34 #35

    … I see what you did there.

    • tsk

      no shit

    • RufioRufioRuFi

      🙂

      • XOS2

        Rufio is tappin' that now….way to go!

    • huh?

      I've never seen so many 'I see what you did there' in one post before.

    • Rob

      Amber Scott (b. 1984)

    • Firewalker

      Made me do a double take!

  • jason

    #3

    that was me until about 5 minutes ago

  • HillBilly Bone

    So was your ex boyfriend in the douche bag post a couple days ago? If not, he should have been. #30

    • LSD

      i wonder if her ex betrayed her with a hotter girl.

      • ROK247

        WOW the other gal must be SMOKIN!

        haha just kidding im sure she's a disgusting river troll.

    • Nastee

      So, was there a reason? Because you having a nice ass does not make you perfect.

      • EEE

        I dunno, he liked overweight ginger highschoolers who'd been held back a grade better?

        • Hater_Aid

          Who doesn't? Can you blame him?

    • not again

      Where do I apply for being your next boyfriend?

    • hhyy

      He traded a girl with her knickers on for a girl with her knickers off, lol.

    • The Spicy Italian

      I'm sure she'll do alright, not too worried for her sake… her boyfriend on the other hand probly has an internet lynch mob forming

    • ** PAULA HATER **

      She probably looks like a mule..That ass disappears once she turns around.

  • Capitalsfan74

    #24 Give that writer a Nobel Prize…

    • Captnjack

      I like your name haha. Go caps! Sucks we lost early this year though…

  • hater.

    #15. Ummm…yeah…FIND HER!

    • Curtis of Christ

      It's Denise Milani. They are real. And, she IS freakin HOT!

    • Anonarama

      Ummm… yeah… Denise Milani.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      More like FIND THEM! Damn I love those puppies.

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the one you love to hate

    • http://N4G.com SmokeyMcBear

      I would try pismo beach… spash cafe is awesome… and so are those bewbs!

      • yep

        Word, chowder in a break bowl with a side of melons

      • NomNom

        * That would be splash… but I agree with you on both!

    • Jake

      She's in Pismo California at a Chowder house called Splash.

  • oX_Animal_Xo

    #30 followed by #31. Hump day DAR achievement unlocked!

  • disturbed

    #1 Only in 'Merika!

    • august west

      I don't get whats going on…bouncy something blowing away?

      • Gern Blansten

        Yes. And a bunch of kids and their parents ended up in the hospital. One woman in critical condition after one of these things landed on her. The moral of the story is that you need to make damn sure they are tethered to the ground properly.

    • The Spicy Italian

      I don't understand this comment at all… If nothing else America safety regulates the shit out of everything

  • mali_sapun

    #14
    -surely you must be joking.
    -i'm not joking. and don't call me Shirley.

    • Anonarama

      "Excuse me sir, have you seen this boy?"

      "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

    • ncskip

      Have you ever seen a grown man naked

    • Badfish

      "Take me, Garth!"

      "Where? I'm low on gas and you need a jacket."

  • andintheend

    good ole' bitchslap will fix it, #7

    • JmG

      There are many things wrong with many of his friends.

    • Chiveinator

      Kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it with #19

      • tralfaz

        kill it

    • bdizzle

      You know how Doogie Houser is?….

  • http://www.thechive.com Ace Rimmer

    #1
    'MericAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

    • Taco Chomper

      Shut yer hole Ass Rammer

      • http://www.thechive.com Ace Rimmer

        Now now, cool your jets Paco Humper – I mean Taco Chomper.
        We're all friends here.

  • KingOThaNoobs

    #6

    All of a sudden, Richard Gere is jealous of Elmo…

  • http://laurengentile.tumblr.com/ Lauren Gentile

    #47 Thanks Chive! Hope you all had a very happy hump day everyone. 🙂

    • JohnQ

      thanks a lot sweetie. we missed you! :$

    • mipo2010

      LG, I could honestly say i could pick your tush out of a lineup…I immediately knew that was you…I hope that's saying something about the quality of said tush!!

    • Glenn_Coco

      Perfect way to end it. Thanks LG!

  • red

    #9 Thumbs up for MOAR!!!!

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