eHarmony girl looks like a suitable date if you’re Hannibal Lecter (Video)

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  • J man

    What a freak

    • That Guy

      it's not insane that she made that video… shit happens. what is insane is that she POSTED the video.

      • Ken

        Same thought here. I'm hoping it was just PMS. Even my Avatar wanted to run away.

    • Pål

      The crazy catwoman from the Simpsons, the early years.

  • Bdrizzle

    I love lamp *starts to cry* ….I just….love lamp

    • aaron

      Are you just naming things in the room and saying you love them?

      • john bishop

        i ate a red candle…… i love lamp

    • UPSgrrrL88

      I want to hug all the lamps but that's crazy b/c I can't.

    • Chad Van Zyl

      thats the sequal

  • Phlerm


    • RGH

      that was pretty damn scary.

  • Nicodemas

    I love…CATS!!! I really love cats and i want to hug every cat. but i can't, but i want to. every time i hear cat… Real or not I would pass

  • your name here


    • Jared

      stop this.

    • rebelrocker

      Uhh, sorry. Nowhere near first

  • aaron

    You want to hug her vagina? I don't get it

    • TitoRigatoni

      Yes, he wants to hug her vagina. What's not to get?

    • ericvdm

      Well, I guess I could try to hug her vag? But I meant literally hug her cat… to the point that it would die

    • equalizermax

      If you don't get it, I have a bad news for you…

  • cliqueded

    This girl loves internet.

    • Wilson

      I doubt it… She gets sad when she can't hug cats. The internet has billions if cats she can't hug.

  • aaron

    reply fail

    • seppel

      back to back reply fail :)

  • CB109

    not faking– just wacko

  • Weso


  • Mr_Rob

    Well, that was weird… why on hell would you start crying about not being able to hug all cats?

    • Matt

      Because she's batshit crazy!!!

  • jason

    nice tits.

    • LeroyJenkins

      finally somebody said it

  • David Laperle

    I'm not sure, but i think she loves cats, but i might have missed the real purpose of her message!

  • ChiverMeTimbers

    She is just a CATastrophe

    • brian

      Don't be reDONKulous.

    • ilovethechive

      Puns are Fun

      • ChiverMeTimbers


        • ilovethechive

          R-some Ansar Matie!

  • ThatGuy

    Hannibal Lecter wouldn't hurt someone like this, or be interested in her romantically. Do your research Chive.

    • DistractedIndividual

      Hairbal Lecter might though:)

      • Doug

        I see what you did there. Well played.

  • aaron

    Never underestimate the genuine craziness of a female. Never

  • Koten

    i know a girl just like her (loves cats and randomly cry's) but she's 15 : /

    • DaBear

      Pedobear says pics or it didn't happen

  • ako

    On the plus side, she loves to run. So she's physically healthy at least.

    • cliqueded

      There's what she says, then what you see…

      • poopstabber

        some people like to leave comments on websites but it doesn't mean they're good at it

    • Mike

      She loves to run. If you get with her you'd better make sure you can run farther and faster.

  • Mike

    id hit it.

  • Cory

    I feel the same way about pussy

  • Alan

    Fuckin Nova grads nowadays

  • meh

    I don't think you have to be Hannibal Lecter to want to eat her. I'm just sayin'.

  • pjsupremex

    stage five clinger!

  • Larry

    Says a lot for the MBA program at Villanova

  • cantcme

    MBA grad from Villanova, not a cheap education. Mom and dad must be very proud.

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