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Celebs had their s^*tty jobs too (23 Photos)

June 10, 2011 | In: Celebrity, Mind Blowing

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And hey, if your had or have this job what can I say…get a new job.
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: He was a clown. No, really.

: Put makeup on corpses at a mortuary.

: Clay trapper at a pigeon shooting range

: Ford, like Jesus, worked as a carpenter.

: Danced around in a chicken suit for a fast food restaurant.

: Worked as a Walmart greeter.

: Worked at Dunkin Donuts.

: Walken was a lion tamer at a circus. That’s actually kind of badass.

: Worked at a hooters. I could never hate on that.

: Worked as a set designer on porn sets.

: Used to work at the Gap.

: Allen was actually a prisoner. He served two years behind bars for selling cocaine.

: Bouncer. That’s right, he could kick your ass then too.

: Sold pens by phone.

: Worked as a milkman.

: Dempsey was a successful juggler, one time tying for second place in a national competition. OK, nothing shitty about that…but interesting none the less.

: Sold hot dogs at a mall.

: Danny Devito used to cut hair. Ironic, right?

: ANOTHER lion tamer! Oh, and he also starred in a porno…oops

: Street mime.

: Worked as a gravedigger.

: Cleaned out chicken coops.

: Worked in a slaughterhouse. NOW it all makes sense.

thom

#8
This should be a t-shirt along the lines of the Bill Murray ones.
red_dawn19

#8 kinda? no that IS badass
Anonymous

tim allen had a sweet porno mustache. wish i could grow one.
virtuoso09

#2 make up on corpses but not herself? rather do the corpse. #12 To infinity and beyond!. #13 Highly doubt it. Baldwin is a pussy.
http://www.facebook.com/alx.lecter90 Alexandeath Wehwalt Orozco

#8 born badass…badassness is a natural born quality in him as in such few people
bunedoggle

#15 And got sooo much ass I bet.
top dog

#17, I would have bought hot dogs all day long from this girl… and offered to give her mine for her very own.
Adam

#15 Yeah he did
Dick LeGrande

Yeah but Tim Allen, #12 was actually doing some stand up at the time he got caught sellin drugs. He wasn't very good at it…hence the drug selling.
Uncle Scotty

How is carpentry a bad job? It would be an awesome job, and better than spending all day hunting for photos on the internet of sluts.
SteelCityChivette

#20 big surpirse…
http://www.facebook.com/people/Jenny-Lozano/100000429672888 Jenny Lozano

hopefully someday i can do something better than sell rocks….no not drugs…….
db420

#11 "Imma let you finish but… the gap has some of the best pants of all time."
Kiki

Channing Tatum was an exotic dancer…true story
billiam

thats not sean connery, thats burt reynolds

you clearly don't know sean connery outside of seeing snl celebrity jeopardy
trav57

#13 arec barrdwrin, love team america
forest sprague

My first job was smuggling beer under the fence in Mainz Germany in 1959 at the local German public swimming pool where GIs went. It was the American housing area that was adjuscent the public swimming pool and I was seven years old. I would buy beer from the local German market and carry it in my wagon to the pool. They must have thought I was buying it for my father. The building we lived in was only about 20 or 30 yards from the fence line. I would make baloney and peanut butter and jam sandwiches and sell them all. Especially the beer……. Since you couldn't buy beer within the facility we were a big hit. I am amazed myself that I was so entrepreneurial and that I got away with it.
Joe

Someone's never heard of Lil Wayne
michaelcera112

wrong #10 was a highschool drama teacher wow I thought higher of you chive.
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