Celebs had their s^*tty jobs too (23 Photos)

And hey, if your had or have this job what can I say…get a new job.
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  • slutifer

    #17 I wonder if she still like hotdogs then

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      I'llllll bet she sold a fuckload of hoooooot dooooogs…

      – more of a cat person

      • FunkySkunk

        they make better familiars

    • top dog

      No my friend, she like top dogs.

  • Anakrusix

    In a way, this gives me hope. I shall not remain at the bottom of society!

    • Chiveinator

      you should start with #18 's old job 😉

  • FionnR

    I bet the Lions were just shit scared of Walken 😛

    • http://www.facebook.com/VashCarrison Peter Rios

      You'd have to be Christopher Walken to not be scared of Christopher Walken.

      • Gina

        the looks like the beginnings of a Christopher Walken Facts List (think chuck norris facts and jack bauer facts)

        • ZING!

          whats the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

          Christopher Walken.

    • christopherwalken

      you know….. LION, you should probably….. STAND back

      • thom

        I said this in his voice without even thinking about it.

    • LukeSkywalker

      They prolly got annoyed when he put cowbells on them! =D

  • Cathy

    oh goodness, wow, i would never have imagined! love this post.

  • G-man

    My first job was selling pens too… Now I shall become a PIRATE!!!

    • equalizermax

      Obama kills Pirates

  • Skinnypete

    lol #20 and #23 make so much sense

    • http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

      hard to believe he was a mime… he never shuts up now

      • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randy Gallegos

        kind of all makes sense dont it?

  • googboog

    nice! wish we had pictures of them in their old jobs.

    • That Guy

      just not stalone's porno.

      • googboog

        sadly, that's the only one that actually exists.

      • Dick LeGrande

        He use to go by the name of "The Italian Stallion", so he used it Rocky.

  • frank

    #15 I wonder how much ass he got.

    • asdasd

      Sean Connery, doin your grand-ma since the 1940s

    • The Carrot

      One ping only please.

    • The Spicy Italian

      Ahhh the infamous milkman who fathered 10% of the the U.S. population today

      • dub

        It may have been in Scotland. Ssschcotlund with the Connery accent.

    • PartyMarty

      Trick question: All of it. He got all of the ass.

    • b.o.l

      milk comes from titties not ass

  • Terrance_

    Okay, well I can't even begin to acknowledge how many awesome pics are in this post but #8…everyone always knew he was a bad ass…I bet he tamed lions using a bovine's bell too 😉

    • asdasd

      Other than astronaut or time lord, are there any more appropriate jobs for this man?

      • Terrance_


    • Robber

      needs more cowbell

      • asdasd

        It does, doesn't it?

        • Terrance_

          It always does, and always will.

  • Cyberfunker

    #8 The King Of Coolness

    • That Guy

      "now when i used to tame lions… before i became an actor… i would.. drink a bottle of scotch.. then i would stare the lion in the face… the face.. until the lion would.. fall over in submission. bam… tamed."

  • Patrick

    #8 vs #19 Who Would Win?

    • Terrance_

      Hmm…I'd have to go with Christopher Walken. I think Sly is losing his touch with age, but Mr. Walken is only becoming more of a bad ass with age.

    • asdasd

      Christopher Walken wouldn't even have to fight, he would win by default due to coolness…

    • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randy Gallegos

      round one would be public speaking, at which Walken would smile at the microphone, ring a bell and win while Sly stumbled over "hewlo"

  • http://www.facebook.com/unbelievableflows Cameron Hoehn

    who is #6 ?

    • Terrance_

      It's Corey Monteith, he's on Glee.

      • http://www.facebook.com/VashCarrison Peter Rios

        Again, who?

        • Lame tv show...

          He's on what ?

          • _it with_

            You Lucky Lucky bastards

      • knuckledonkey

        Mon teith, mon teith teith. Sorry, it just came to me, although looks a bit like a muncheechee.

      • Ellipsis

        oh, the ones always with a big L on their heads?

      • Shorty

        Glee.. like the toothpaste?

    • Hater_Aid

      He's that guy from Wal-Mart that says 'Hello" and tapes your bags when you come in from the mall.

      • ale

        I have seen a ad of him, selling ab coasters…

    • steve


  • James

    #12 explains the barking he did on his show!

    • RaptureRaptor

      what explains it ? the hair or the bolivian army marching powder?

    • ROK247

      he cut a deal and ratted out his dealer otherwise he would still be there.

    • Nick

      they should have locked him up for 'tooltime' as well… djeez…

      • DCBizzle

        It's called Home Improvement and you shut your whore mouth!

    • jason in pc

      is that tim the toolman taylor? really???

    • That Guy

      crazy! he's done more time the most of the rappers who claim to be so bad ass.

  • dash

    #11 might help explain why he's such a douche

    • http://www.facebook.com/VashCarrison Peter Rios

      An asshole no doubt but a good hip hop artist. Probably can fold clothes like a pro.

    • asdasd

      He never should have left the GAP…

    • Scallywagggg

      This doesn't surprise me at all.

    • krusherX

      He talks about it in a song on The college dropout I think.

      • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randy Gallegos

        indeed he does….

    • Lokobo

      Beat me to it……

    • ROK247

      god willing, he will again someday real soon.

    • PINKBERRYholdup

      I saw an interview where he explains it was actually so he could steal clothes there

      • b.o.l

        no, he stole clothes while working there… if you work in retail, that's what you should do

  • john

    #22 and i bet you he did it with his shirt off

    • BetaRayBill

      Curse you john,beaten to it again

      • Jen


    • Guest commenter

      cleaning chicken (or any other animal's) shit without a shirt. . . that sounds kind of disgusting.

    • Rita

      he did and i went to school with the dude !! he was even cool back then too !! we graduted the same year 1985!

  • Terrance_

    #12…that's crazy! Good ol' Tim the Tool Man.

    • Chiveinator

      the mustache no bars could hold:@

      • Terrance_

        Haha, well said. That is quite the mustache.

        • BetaRayBill

          Where do you think he smuggled that cocaine?

    • RITA


    • Poops McGee

      His given name is Tim Dick. No joke.

  • Bill

    #2 MOAR Find her please! Give her own post now! Oops, wrong story

    • DistractedIndividual


  • Terrance_

    #10…he would be.

    • Bill

      I've been going under the assumption that it's the guy from madmen

      • Jersey-Sure

        Hamm for Superman!

    • NightChiver

      thats hardly a shitty Job,how hard can it be to find a pizza delivery uniform and some lube

      • asdasd

        Fast Forward, how hard can, making every single woman alive want to have your babies, even though you
        play a cheating drunk, be?

        • Tyler

          " even though you
          play a cheating drunk"
          you have a lot to learn about women, thats not a bug it's a feature;)

          • asdasd


  • Tompiedom

    Tom Jones used to be a boxer

  • kemarlb

    #4 Joseph was a carpenter, Jesus was not.

    • St.Chivenatius

      I'm sure he pitched in around the shop once in a while

    • gefundigeliebe

      Jesus was just a slacker who lived with his parents until 33. Then he went on a long trip with his buddies and mooched of their fish.

      Plus: Being a carpenter means no student loans and able to fix up your own home. That ain't a shit job by far. That's skillz.

      • St.Chivenatius

        Joe used to say it would be a miracle if the kid ever amounted to anything
        and he may have mooched of their fish but I bet he was a hit at the water cooler

    • lord dubbington

      It was Jesus, douche!

    • guy

      Who gives a shit?

  • Bill

    For good or bad, I have no clue who #1 #3 #6 #9 or #15 are.

    • ser

      you need to buy a tv or watch a movie

    • asdasd

      Or continue living your life…
      As long as it's away from the internets, it should be an awesome one…

    • St.Chivenatius

      Sir I envy you for #1 #3

    • Graham

      Did you just stumble across this website today or something? How do take part in the chive and know who these people are? Hell someone who doesnt recognize Sean Connery (the real Mr. 007 himself) should be shot

    • Luis

      Amy Adams is the girl.

  • _it with_

    If only he'd stuck with it ,It would have improved Wolverine Origins immensley

  • Berryette

    #14 OOP's misread that as" sold penis by phone" my bad

    • William

      I thought the same thing.

      "How'd he do that?"

    • Trent

      I'm sure he sold a lot also. Hell, he could sell me a penis.

      • Jen

        id buy that penis

    • That Guy

      that would be Anthony Weiner.

  • _it with_

    #10 if that poor bastard had to clean up afterwards it would make his the shittiest job on the list -Literally :$

    • equalizermax

      He has the best job in this list!

  • Jim

    #19 Sooo don't want to see that porno

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